How do you summon an Italian Spirit?
Did you hear about the Italian chef?
I tried to make a belt out of Italian herbs, but it didn’t work
It was just a waist of thyme
Did you hear about the Italian chef who joined the army?
He wanted a pizza the action
Did you hear about the Italian who committed identity theft?
Police say he was an impasta
In memory of my Italian grandfather, i started a restaurant.
What do you call an Italian turtle?
You'll never guess what happened to the Italian Chef!
How did the Italian Dessert Chef protect her small horse from COVID?
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
My Italian friend always locks himself out of the house...
What is the catchphrase of the Italian Ghostbusters?
How do you spot an italian birthday party?
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died recently?
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
How do italians get their news?
What is an Italian dictators favorite snack?
I haven't heard from my italian friend for a while now
I'm starting to think he pasta away
A pirate I know likes clothes made by an Italian fashion giant...
He dresses in Argh-mani suits.
Why do the Italians not like jehovah's witnesses
The Italians dont like any witnesses
Why is the Italian railway so efficient?
Because all the trains run on thyme.
What do you call a boat-loving Italian?
An Italian man walks into a prestigious hotel.
After inspecting his room, he comes back to the hotel manager saying, "I would like six forks and a sheet" after noticing the absence of those items in his room.
He gets kicked out.
"Why did you kick him out?" says one of the hotel staff.
"He told me he wanted sex, fucks, and a shit!"
Did you here about the Italian spy...
Did you hear about the Italian Chef who died?
What do you call a small horse that loves Italian cheese?
What do you call a buff Italian man named Anthony?
(Thought of this a while ago while at the gym, had a chuckle)
How many sisters does it take to feed an Italian family?
None, that’s the pasta’s job.
What does Tooth Paste mean in Italian?
I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.
I saw a funny movie about an Italian arachnid.
It was a Roman tick comedy
What's the Italian word for suppository?
What is the Italian surfer's favourite pasta?
Manicotti; it's totally tubular.
Why did the Italian stuck in snow die of hunger?
Cos he couldn't hava-lanche
How did the Italian man win the race?
He ran pasta lot of people.
Does anyone remember the name of that Italian dessert with espresso poured over gelato?
What Would an Italian man who hates his job say??
An italian is sitting at a restaurant table, with pizza on the other end.
"Pastapizza", he says to the waiter.
What do you call the Italian hood?
My Italian friend didn't die
What do you call an unvaccinated Italian?
What did Forrest Gump say in the Italian restaurant?
Why was Caravaggio the Italian painter penniless when he died?
Our new librarian is very polite and I think she is Italian...
I took a book back that was months overdue, but rather than charging me, she just said, "That's-a-fine."
Did you hear what happened to the Italian Chef?
Why do the subway drivers in a northern Italian city keep quitting?
They find it too hard to work under Brescia
What do Italian Eggs say when you poach them?
"Oh, you're-a-poaching me?"
(no offense to fellow Italians)
What do Italian cowboys say?
What do you call an Italian with dreadlocks?
Once, there was an elderly Italian who taught others to use mint in their cooking.
Ever hear of the Italian who broke his hands?
He couldn’t talk for weeks
Did you know that Jesus was with the Italian Mafia?
It’s true! His dad was the Godfather.
How do you quiet an italian?
Why don't Italians barbecue?
Cuz the pasta keeps slipping through the grill.
I told the doctor I was worried I was turning into an Italian island...
He said “don’t be Sicily!”
Did you hear about the Italian chef who got Corona Virus?
What is the Italian word for grandmother?
Did you hear about that famous Italian chef?
Yes, it's a shame he pasta way.
What do you call an Italian coronavirus patient with a nose job?
Prison inmate #127833
On a more serious note if you’re sick then self quarantine. You might end up fine but you could infect someone who ends up dying.
This Italian restaurant has some very punny coasters.
What kind of board do Italians use to contact the dead?
What do you call a fake Italian?
What noise does Italian rain make?
Pizza patter pizza patter
I was going to make some Italian Cheese Bread
But I ran out of Alfre-dough.
where do poor italians live?
an english man, a french man, an italian man and a german man goes to a show the showman sees that they didnt see them well so he moves and ask them if the see him they said
(sorry if its long)
I bought an Italian sports car that came with a free paintbrush and easel.
Italian white bread is Santa's favorite because
As the song goes, "Ciabatta watch out, Ciabatta not cry, Ciabatta not pout......"
What do you call an Italian prison?
(did I do that right?)
Have you heard of the Italian chef?
What do you call an Italian slum?
What do you call an Italian ghost?
Where do poor Italians live?
What did the Italian say after losing a game of Battleship?
My parrot does nothing but brag about how good she is in English, French, German, Spanish, Italian, and Russian.
She's a bit of a Polly-gloat.
OC of an Italian who ran out of pasta yesterday
If you guys are gonna tell a joke, tell the whole thing. Did you hear about the Italian chef?
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I feel horrible, he just ran out of thyme.
I am sending olive my love to his friends.
His wife is really upset too. Cheese crying.
He died fusilli reasons. I never sausage a tragic situation.
it was a farfalle from grace.
Edit: Whoa! Woke up to so many upvotes! Thank you!
Did you know E.T. has an Italian cousin?
His name is Z.T.
-A joke told by my dad when I was on the phone with him this weekend.
What do Italians eat on Halloween?
what do you call an italian mosquito?
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
The Italian chef who died, he pasta way
Did you hear about the famous Italian Chef?