How do you summon an Italian Spirit?

With a Luigi Board.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlissedIgnorance
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Did you hear about the Italian chef?

He pasta-way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Motor_Drive64
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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I tried to make a belt out of Italian herbs, but it didn’t work

It was just a waist of thyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nuclear-trail-mix
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who joined the army?

He wanted a pizza the action

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bodjac89
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Did you hear about the Italian who committed identity theft?

Police say he was an impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yaboibaka
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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In memory of my Italian grandfather, i started a restaurant.

It's called Pasta Way!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayanR666
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What do you call an Italian turtle?

A turtleini.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSamsquanch
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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You'll never guess what happened to the Italian Chef!

He pasta away! Hehehe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ieatlotsofcakes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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How did the Italian Dessert Chef protect her small horse from COVID?

She'd Mascarpone.

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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lora_Gev
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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My Italian friend always locks himself out of the house...

He has gnocchi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vasapalooza
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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What is the catchphrase of the Italian Ghostbusters?

I ain't alfredo no ghost

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themartianmaster
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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How do you spot an italian birthday party?

Pizza cake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JolleNi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy

They are moving to greener pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marvelite222
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died recently?

He pasta way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sontrii
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Italians don't die

They pasta way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toomaperas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xdarkstarr
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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How do italians get their news?

The Panini Press

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What is an Italian dictators favorite snack?

Chocolate Mousselini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Urinal-Cake2113
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I haven't heard from my italian friend for a while now

I'm starting to think he pasta away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimJamesJimmothy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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A pirate I know likes clothes made by an Italian fashion giant...

He dresses in Argh-mani suits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Why do the Italians not like jehovah's witnesses

The Italians dont like any witnesses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Gus3114
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Why is the Italian railway so efficient?

Because all the trains run on thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedShirtCashion
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What do you call a boat-loving Italian?

A Roman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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An Italian man walks into a prestigious hotel.

After inspecting his room, he comes back to the hotel manager saying, "I would like six forks and a sheet" after noticing the absence of those items in his room.

He gets kicked out.

"Why did you kick him out?" says one of the hotel staff.

"He told me he wanted sex, fucks, and a shit!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_w1n5t0n__
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Did you here about the Italian spy...

He was such an impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASHER999999
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Did you hear about the Italian Chef who died?

He Pasta Away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AqeelyBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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What do you call a small horse that loves Italian cheese?

A mascarpony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PygmeePony
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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What do you call a buff Italian man named Anthony?

Rig-a-toni

(Thought of this a while ago while at the gym, had a chuckle)

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How many sisters does it take to feed an Italian family?

None, that’s the pasta’s job.

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What does Tooth Paste mean in Italian?

Pasta al dente!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tflightz
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.

All Dante.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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I saw a funny movie about an Italian arachnid.

It was a Roman tick comedy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coluber_kid
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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What's the Italian word for suppository?

Innuendo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/horriblemonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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What is the Italian surfer's favourite pasta?

Manicotti; it's totally tubular.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReigningDingos
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Why did the Italian stuck in snow die of hunger?

Cos he couldn't hava-lanche

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5H10K
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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How did the Italian man win the race?

He ran pasta lot of people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Green_Dreamin
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Does anyone remember the name of that Italian dessert with espresso poured over gelato?

Because affogato

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πŸ‘€︎ u/witz33
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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What Would an Italian man who hates his job say??

I must-quito'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nanokoder
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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An italian is sitting at a restaurant table, with pizza on the other end.

"Pastapizza", he says to the waiter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/njuff22
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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What do you call the Italian hood?

The Spaghetto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Multiple_Melons
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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My Italian friend didn't die

He pasta way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kura4235
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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What do you call an unvaccinated Italian?

Marco Polio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PootisWarrior
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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What did Forrest Gump say in the Italian restaurant?

I love you Penne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mearebachmusic
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Why was Caravaggio the Italian painter penniless when he died?

Because he was Baroque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peted1111
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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Our new librarian is very polite and I think she is Italian...

I took a book back that was months overdue, but rather than charging me, she just said, "That's-a-fine."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Did you hear what happened to the Italian Chef?

He pasta away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HerrChef1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Why do the subway drivers in a northern Italian city keep quitting?

They find it too hard to work under Brescia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vabune
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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What do Italian Eggs say when you poach them?

"Oh, you're-a-poaching me?"

(no offense to fellow Italians)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CTMaximus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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What do Italian cowboys say?

Ciao-dy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spartanofepic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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What do you call an Italian with dreadlocks?

A pastafarian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steeev88
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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Once, there was an elderly Italian who taught others to use mint in their cooking.

He gave sage advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LthlPnc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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Ever hear of the Italian who broke his hands?

He couldn’t talk for weeks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/countryroads8484
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Did you know that Jesus was with the Italian Mafia?

It’s true! His dad was the Godfather.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iusedtobeaplayer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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How do you quiet an italian?

Tie up their hands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Why don't Italians barbecue?

Cuz the pasta keeps slipping through the grill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TempleOfBone
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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I told the doctor I was worried I was turning into an Italian island...

He said β€œdon’t be Sicily!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pidderz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who got Corona Virus?

He pasta way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thiby
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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What is the Italian word for grandmother?

Grandma-ma-mia

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Did you hear about that famous Italian chef?

Yes, it's a shame he pasta way.

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What do you call an Italian coronavirus patient with a nose job?

Prison inmate #127833

β€”

On a more serious note if you’re sick then self quarantine. You might end up fine but you could infect someone who ends up dying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsdatruetrue
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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This Italian restaurant has some very punny coasters.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/golubeerji
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What kind of board do Italians use to contact the dead?

A Luigi board

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deadly_R
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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What do you call a fake Italian?

An impasta!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luciferismybitxh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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What noise does Italian rain make?

Pizza patter pizza patter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sam_293
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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I was going to make some Italian Cheese Bread

But I ran out of Alfre-dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaftdriven73
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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where do poor italians live?

in the spaghetto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toastmousefish
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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an english man, a french man, an italian man and a german man goes to a show the showman sees that they didnt see them well so he moves and ask them if the see him they said

Yes Oui Sì Ja (sorry if its long)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bis_Quit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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I bought an Italian sports car that came with a free paintbrush and easel.

It's a Maserarty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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Italian white bread is Santa's favorite because

As the song goes, "Ciabatta watch out, Ciabatta not cry, Ciabatta not pout......"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJoker1988
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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What do you call an Italian prison?

A Penne-tentury.

(did I do that right?)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mi4l
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Have you heard of the Italian chef?

Yeah, he pasta way..

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What do you call an Italian slum?

A spaghetto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatotatoa
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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What do you call an Italian ghost?

A gabbaghoul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cobbywriter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Where do poor Italians live?

In the spa-ghetto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/42Waffles
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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What did the Italian say after losing a game of Battleship?

Frigate about it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gjproducer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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My parrot does nothing but brag about how good she is in English, French, German, Spanish, Italian, and Russian.

She's a bit of a Polly-gloat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h2g2_researcher
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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classic italian meal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/roCemma
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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OC of an Italian who ran out of pasta yesterday
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatGuiTrent
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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If you guys are gonna tell a joke, tell the whole thing. Did you hear about the Italian chef?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I feel horrible, he just ran out of thyme.

I am sending olive my love to his friends. His wife is really upset too. Cheese crying. He died fusilli reasons. I never sausage a tragic situation.

it was a farfalle from grace.

Edit: Whoa! Woke up to so many upvotes! Thank you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alftrazign
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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Did you know E.T. has an Italian cousin?

His name is Z.T.

-A joke told by my dad when I was on the phone with him this weekend.

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What do Italians eat on Halloween?

Fettuccine Afraid-O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjoye11
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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what do you call an italian mosquito?

malario

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CowSensei
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RPKBoss
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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The Italian chef who died, he pasta way
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatRandomGamerYT
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Did you hear about the famous Italian Chef?

He pasta way.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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