Tuscan Raiders
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πŸ‘€︎ u/flameoguy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2017
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Hey did you hear that the sand people from star wars bought the Hyundai company?

They're calling themselves the Tuscan raiders

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_Llamaz
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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My mom got me this morning

So I was making breakfast and, for some reason, my mother asked if I knew where Tuscan is. I answered Italy and she said yes and also said that we went there a good while ago. I answered "Ca doit faire mille ans par contre", wich is French for " It's been a thousand years though". Now, you must know that "Mille ans" is pronounced roughly "Mill An". She answered " Yes, we've also been there" and I groaned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/telepaper
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2015
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All of the stars, glittering like gold...

11pm outside of a gas station twenty miles from Tuscan. Watching the last embers of a cigarette sputter out and die. So long. Too long. Too long is the road in front of me, the road behind me. How long have I been standing here? Too long.

Hear a voice next to me: "Spare some change for gas?"

I turn to look at him, and realize how long it's been since I've seen another human being. Too long. I said: "Yep. What a concept. I could use a little fuel myself, and we could all use a little change."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Narokkurai
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2015
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