How does a cucumber become a pickle?

It goes through a jarring process!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rheallygirl
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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What did the cucumber say to the pickle?

"What's your dill?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raptorrowan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I feel really bad for cucumber seeds...

If they're unlucky, they could really get themselves in a pickle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrowsyDuck005
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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A carrot, some corn and a cucumber fell into the ocean

Now they're all C foods

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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I got the chance to hold the world's largest cucumber today.

I've gotta say, it really was quite cumbersome.

When I dropped it, i thought i was in quite a pickle.

But then someone said "it's no big dill".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PencilFetish
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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What did the cucumber say when he was soaking in vinegar?

Stop it! I’m pickle-ish

From my 5yo niece and 6yo daughter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/azmt45
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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What did one cucumber seed say to the other?

We're in a bit of a pickle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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A man who lived by the sea grew a cucumber so large he was able to turn it into his house.

One day a storm flooded the area with seawater and damaged his home... now he's in a pickle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MANTRA2018
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Dad: *eating a cucumber*

Sister: β€œI can smell that” Dad: β€œI can taste it”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueUnit7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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The quandary of the Sea Cucumber.

So, the Sea cucumber is always in salt water, always in the brine. It spends years in the ocean. Being salted. So why isn’t it a sea pickle?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ginkoleano
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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If you see a man-eating cucumber, run away!

If you stick around, you could end up in a pickle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hellige88
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Brining pickles makes them last much longer than fresh cucumbers, but packing them in air-tight containers…

That's what really seals the dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Who_GNU
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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What did the carrot say when his wife caught him in bed with a cucumber?

Seems I’ve found myself in a bit of a pickle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaw-Deez
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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How does a cucumber become a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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What did one cucumber seed say to the other cucumber seed?

"Damn! We're in a pickle."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Why was the Cucumber embarrassed?

He was caught Gherkin off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnixyZ
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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All cucumbers are sea cucumbers...

Otherwise they'd be ucumbers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/platewalrus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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A man goes to the Doctor with a banana in one ear, a carrot in the other ear and a cucumber up his nose. β€œWhat’s wrong with me doc?” He asks ...

β€œIt’s easy, you just not eating properly” the doctors replies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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Why did the cucumber blush?

It saw the salad dressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SubparWalrus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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What do you call 10 cucumbers lined up for a bus?

Queuecumbers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dpenton
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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What do you call 10 cucumbers in a line?

A queue-cumber

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayrock122
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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Dr. Strange once served me a dish of eggs on several English muffins with a side of cucumber.

He called it a Benedict 'Cumber Batch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lykanthrocide
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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What did the stressed out cucumber say

Man, I’m really in a pickle here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wowthatscrazymann
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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What looks like a cucumber, feels like a cucumber, but doesn't taste like a cucumber?

A zucchini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yodazon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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Bought some cucumbers at the store...

They were too cumbersome to carry home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheriner
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2018
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I'm working on an Indian cookbook but I just can't finish that cucumber yoghurt recipe.

Classic case of raita's block.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaltosMcOlafson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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My cucumber plant grew a foot last night

Another and it may run away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pete_the_rawdog
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2017
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Cucumber Batch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/355over113
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2016
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Why did the cucumber need a lawyer?

Because he was in a pickle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcuccione
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2017
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Mr Cucumber's Big Life Transition medium.com/@kyle_freeman/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyle_QueTerror
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2015
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What did the cucumber say to the talkative sweet potato?

Quit your YAMmering!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soboness5
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2016
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If a girl masturbates with a cucumber then its a jill pickle

I'm sorry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shucklin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2014
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What do they call you when you are holding too many cucumbers?

Cue-encumbered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grundee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2016
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What did the cucumber say to the banana?

You might not find this appealing but I'm in a pickle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juicedatom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2015
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Do you want some cucumbers?

Kids: yuck!

Me: Well, what about some R-cumbers or S-cumbers?

Kids: ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/natrous
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2014
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We can't keep the cucumber cool anymore....

...it's all gone sour, and now...

Now we're in a pickle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/My_Creativity
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2015
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What comes after cucumber?

Rcumber, scumber, tcumber...

(my wife hated this one)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flashman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2013
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Cannot stand cucumber

http://imgur.com/AunaNDU

Kids found it funny at least

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πŸ‘€︎ u/generalblight
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2014
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All cucumbers are sea cucumbers...

Otherwise they'd be ucumbers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/platewalrus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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A cucumber is always in a pickle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aarontminded
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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