What do you call a sad border collie with a watermelon?
What does an umbrella have in common with a watermelon?
Nothing
(Got this from DarkViperAU on Twitch)
I saw a pair of watermelons getting married
It was a pretty big wedding. As it turns out, melons cantaloupe.
I was eating watermelon yesterday
It was the best watermelon I've ever had in my life! What a melon!
What did the honeydew melon say when the watermelon asked to marry it.
I walked into a supermarket and saw 1/2 watermelon.....
Why is it i shop at Wholefoods and see this?
What did the watermelon say after hearing the song?
"Man, that was so meloncholy"
Why couldn’t the watermelon and honeydew get married in Atlantic City?
Why shouldn’t you trust watermelons
If there's watermelons
We should have earthmelons, airmelons and firemelons and we should call them the elemelons!
This watermelon is from the wrong side of the tracks
they say a watermelon is 99% water
Found where they keep the watermelon.
What do you call a watermelon that was brought back to life?
Why couldn’t the muskmelon run away with the watermelon and get married?
Her parents said she cantaloupe.
What did the squash say to the watermelon?
How did the scientist feel after he failed to combine Lassie and a watermelon?
The watermelon is admitted without question into many households although...
Daughter: Can I have some watermelon?
Me: Of course you can have some water, but my name's not Melon.
So a honeydew proposes to a watermelon
The watermelon replies "I love you but you know we're cousins, that means we cantaloupe"
Why didnt the watermelon get married?
Because his wife cantelope
Did you hear about the woman that gave birth to twin watermelons?
She called them the fruits of her labor.
What do call it when you send a watermelon in the mail?
Why did the Watermelon and the Honeydew decide to have a big family church wedding?
Because they Cantelope...
Why do watermelons only ever have fancy weddings?
A new study came out identifying where watermelons get their color from..
Besides watermelon, there should be windmelon, firemelon and earthmelon.
I told my wife that watermelons always have a big wedding ceremony...
...because they cantaloupe.
I was eating some watermelon last night...
My wife says "Be careful, there may be the odd seed in there." I quickly asked back "Are there any even seeds in here?" I had to repeat myself 3 times before I got the biggest eye roll ever. Meanwhile, I was on the floor laughing.
Watermelon
Friend: I've been having lots of dehydrated fruits lately. Did you know they make dehydrated watermelons?
Me: Does that mean it becomes just melons?
Friend: -.-
Where do little watermelons go for the summer?
My girlfriend asked me what Watermelon Ice Tea would taste like.
I told her it would taste like Watermelon.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
Why did the Honeydew and the Watermelon decide to have a big family church wedding?
Becuase they cantaloupe...
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