A melon-collie baby
-Calvin
A melon-collie baby.
Hamlet, the melancholy Dane.
She replied yes I think people should be allowed to get married however they want. So proud.
A melon collie.
Melon-dramas!
I prefer to eat fruit that have positive attitudes.
He’s a little melon collie...
Melanie
Because they were melon-colleagues.
A can-elope!
However, it was a melancholy baby.
(Credit to Calvin & Hobbes).
would you have melancholy babies?
Because he was a convicted melon.
To the John Cougar Mellencamp
I think I have a melon collie.
I replied "I am not a cantaloupe, Mom says I'm a honeydew... as in honeydew this, honeydew that..."
The kid actually went "Bah dum, Tsss"
A melancholy.
Looked right at her and said, babe, how many times do I have to tell you? We cantaloupe!
John Cougar's Melon Camp
And my dad, without missing a beat, says, "Because they're going to X-plode."
Got my girlfriend with this one late last night.
Me: "What's the other name for cantaloupe?"
GF: "Cantaloupe. The animal is called Antelope."
Me: "Cantaloupe is also the word used for someone who can't run away and get married."
GF: "Who's running away and getting married!?"
Me: "Not me, because I can't elope."
I laughed hysterically at my own joke, she laughed and also hit me (playfully). But she was also not impressed.
(Rock Melon was what I was thinking of.)
It made her melon-collie (melancholy).
"Can't elope tonight, Dad's got the car!!" Cue "hurhurhur" laugh.....
Melon-Collie
