So I wanted to marry a muskmelon against my family's will

Unfortunately I cantaloupe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJAX214_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Why couldn’t the muskmelon run away with the watermelon and get married?

Her parents said she cantaloupe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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