What did the honeydew melon say when the watermelon asked to marry it.

We cantaloupe

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👤︎ u/BikeIsKing
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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Why couldn’t the watermelon and honeydew get married in Atlantic City?

Because they cantaloupe

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📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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So a honeydew proposes to a watermelon

The watermelon replies "I love you but you know we're cousins, that means we cantaloupe"

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👤︎ u/Anarkope
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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Why did the Watermelon and the Honeydew decide to have a big family church wedding?

Because they Cantelope...

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📅︎ Nov 13 2018
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When's honeydew?

Never.

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📅︎ Sep 12 2017
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Honeydew you really think that would happen?
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📅︎ Jun 29 2014
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Wife: Ew, I put pepper on my honeydew.

Me: ...Would you call it a "peppadew," now?

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📅︎ Feb 21 2016
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One honeydew says to two young melons in love...

you cantaloupe!

Seriously though, this is a two-fer. I was putting a watermelon in a carrier box in the car, saying "There you go little guy, you'll be safe in your own box". My SO rolls her eyes and says 'stop it'.

I say, "What, I can't be melondramatic?"

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📅︎ Jul 11 2014
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Where do cantaloupes and honeydews go for summer vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

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👤︎ u/palmal
📅︎ Mar 11 2017
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Did you hear about the honeydew and pineapple who tried getting married?

The court said they cant-eloupe

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👤︎ u/malgoya
📅︎ Jul 23 2016
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What do you call a canteloupe with a positive attitude?

A Can Eloupe!

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👤︎ u/Sinbad909
📅︎ Mar 23 2021
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I wrote down all of the things my wife wants me to buy from the produce section at the grocery store...

It was my honeydew list.

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📅︎ Mar 12 2021
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Why can't Melons secretly get married?

They Cantaloupe.

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👤︎ u/soloazn
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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What did the melon say to his melon girlfriend?

Honeydew you want to get married? What did she reply? Sorry, I cantaloupe!

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📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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My marriage is slowly turning into a melon farm.

I keep hearing Honeydew this, Honeydew that.

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📅︎ Oct 26 2018
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My parents don't approve of my girlfriend because she's a melon.

I asked her to run away with me and get married, but without legs she canteloupe

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👤︎ u/Halmagha
📅︎ Feb 21 2020
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What fruit always has a traditional marriage?

Cantaloupe

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📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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What kind of fruit do you give a guy when you want him to leave your home?

Mango.

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👤︎ u/sec713
📅︎ Jun 20 2017
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What did Mr.Melon say to the love of his life?

Honeydew me because we cantaloupe

(Credit to my 8 year old nephew)

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📅︎ Dec 29 2018
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Did the melon want to stay single?

No, but his honeydew

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📅︎ Nov 09 2018
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On melons...

I got together with a girl named Melanie...

but then she said "Honeydew all of the laundry"...

I just cantaloupe with someone who makes me do all the work....

it makes my life full of melancholy!

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📅︎ Mar 12 2012
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Why do melons insist on big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe!

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📅︎ Jul 21 2014
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My kid called me a Cantaloupe today

I replied "I am not a cantaloupe, Mom says I'm a honeydew... as in honeydew this, honeydew that..."

The kid actually went "Bah dum, Tsss"

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👤︎ u/ryleth
📅︎ Apr 30 2014
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Match made in Dad Joke heaven.

Wife and I were at a buffet yesterday and we got to the booth with salad and fruit.

I headed straight for my favorite fruit and said "Don't mind if I honey-dooo."

She looks straight at me and says "Honey...don't" and walks off.

Jokes on her though, cause I had lots of honeydew and it was delicious.

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👤︎ u/ballzrog
📅︎ Mar 04 2014
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Dadjoked a friend at a funeral--I Regret Nothing

At a funeral reception recently a friend of mine grabbed a cucumber, honeydew appetizer. I remarked: "are those for the melancholy????". (Un)fortunately I was not forcibly removed from the reception; I showed myself out.

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📅︎ Mar 18 2015
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If you cantaloupe then you don't get honeydew.
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👤︎ u/VaiterZen
📅︎ Aug 15 2018
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Why did the Honeydew and the Watermelon decide to have a big family church wedding?

Becuase they cantaloupe...

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📅︎ Feb 11 2016
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Why do melons have weddings?

because they cantaloupe

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👤︎ u/jj8o8
📅︎ Mar 17 2021
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Why do melons have weddings?

Because they cantaloupe!

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👤︎ u/Dani_SF
📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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Why do melons have weddings?

Because they cantaloupe!

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👤︎ u/ryannbajaj
📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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What did the melon say when his girl wanted to run off and get married?

Sorry honeydew, I cantaloupe.

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👤︎ u/SiLifino
📅︎ Mar 21 2019
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