Why did the two melons have a church wedding?
When life gives you melons
well, you know what they say... when life gives you melons...
You’re probably dislexic.
Did you hear why melons have big elaborate weddings?
What did the mother melon say to her daughter when she wanted to run away to get married?
Why did the melons run away and get married instead of have a big church wedding like their parents wanted?
Because they could elope.
One melon turns to the other and asks, "Will you marry me?"
The other responds, "Yes, but we cantaloupe."
Why can't melons get married
Because they're can't- elope
Which melon is unable to secretly marry?
How come melons don’t usually marry?
some honeys do, but most cantaloupe.
I’m reading a book about these two melons that have a forbidden love. They’ve tried to run away together many times, but are caught every time.
It seems that no matter how hard they try, they just can’t-elope
What do u call a melon that cant marry?
What do call a melon that has to get married in a church?
I’m not legally allowed to marry my melon...
I’m so upset that we cantaloupe
Why do melons have such big planned weddings?
When life gives you melons...
...you might have dyslexia.
What did the melon say to his melon girlfriend?
Honeydew you want to get married?
What did she reply?
Sorry, I cantaloupe!
Mr. and Mrs. Melon told me the story of when they went to vegas to get married.
At the alter the priest said...
You cantaloupe.
Two melons were having a conversation about their furture
They were in love, but one of their parents refused to let one of the melons marry the other, so it suggested that they run off and get married. The other melon said, "I'm sorry, but I cantaloupe."
Two melons decide they want to get married. One suggests they do it in Vegas...
The other says "I'm sorry my mother always said, 'You cantaloupe.'"
People have been able to change their big weddings to smaller affairs during the pandemic. But melons don't have that luxury.
I'm secretly in love with a melon, but I ended it because I know everyone will find out
Why were the melons forced to have a small wedding?
Because they cantaloupe.
Courtesy of me sick and loopy at the grocery store.
What do you call a sad melon
Melons prefer church weddings
When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.
Why can’t melons run away & get married?
Because they cantaloupe...
Why don’t melons get married?
Why couldn't the melon run away and get married?
Why couldn’t the melons get married?
What did the melons say when they couldn’t get married?
Why can’t the melons get married
Why did the melons get married in a church?
when life gives you melons
Why do melons have to wait so long to get married?
Why can't Melons secretly get married?
Why do melons have to get married in a church?
Why can't melons get married in secret?
Why did the melons get married in a church instead of Vegas?
Why are melon’s weddings so expensive?
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