Honeydew (melon) Puns

A list of puns related to "Honeydew (melon)"

What did the honeydew melon say when the watermelon asked to marry it.

We cantaloupe

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👤︎ u/BikeIsKing
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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One honeydew says to two young melons in love...

you cantaloupe!

Seriously though, this is a two-fer. I was putting a watermelon in a carrier box in the car, saying "There you go little guy, you'll be safe in your own box". My SO rolls her eyes and says 'stop it'.

I say, "What, I can't be melondramatic?"

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👤︎ u/Someoneoldbutnew
📅︎ Jul 11 2014
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Why can't Melons secretly get married?

They Cantaloupe.

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👤︎ u/soloazn
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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What did the melon say to his melon girlfriend?

Honeydew you want to get married? What did she reply? Sorry, I cantaloupe!

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👤︎ u/TBarlow1998
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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My marriage is slowly turning into a melon farm.

I keep hearing Honeydew this, Honeydew that.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 26 2018
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My parents don't approve of my girlfriend because she's a melon.

I asked her to run away with me and get married, but without legs she canteloupe

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👤︎ u/Halmagha
📅︎ Feb 21 2020
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What did Mr.Melon say to the love of his life?

Honeydew me because we cantaloupe

(Credit to my 8 year old nephew)

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👤︎ u/WindsOfWinter89
📅︎ Dec 29 2018
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Where do cantaloupes and honeydews go for summer vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

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👤︎ u/palmal
📅︎ Mar 11 2017
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Did the melon want to stay single?

No, but his honeydew

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👤︎ u/ih8mosquitos
📅︎ Nov 09 2018
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On melons...

I got together with a girl named Melanie...

but then she said "Honeydew all of the laundry"...

I just cantaloupe with someone who makes me do all the work....

it makes my life full of melancholy!

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👤︎ u/Zap-Brannigan
📅︎ Mar 12 2012
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Why do melons insist on big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe!

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👤︎ u/GentlemenKnight
📅︎ Jul 21 2014
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Why do melons have weddings?

because they cantaloupe

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👤︎ u/jj8o8
📅︎ Mar 17 2021
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Why do melons have weddings?

Because they cantaloupe!

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👤︎ u/Dani_SF
📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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Why do melons have weddings?

Because they cantaloupe!

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👤︎ u/ryannbajaj
📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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What did the melon say when his girl wanted to run off and get married?

Sorry honeydew, I cantaloupe.

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👤︎ u/SiLifino
📅︎ Mar 21 2019
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