It was a pretty big wedding. As it turns out, melons cantaloupe.
A man fell in love with a melon and they wanted to get married, but they cantaloupe!
They were in love, but one of their parents refused to let one of the melons marry the other, so it suggested that they run off and get married. The other melon said, "I'm sorry, but I cantaloupe."
"He's been acting real depressed," explained the gardener. "He just lays in the garden day after day, letting out these really sad sighs... "
"I see," replied the vet. "What do you grow?"
"This season it's cantaloupe, but I don't see how that's relevant."
The vet nodded knowingly and replied, "Well, that explains it-- he's a Melon Collie."
What do you call Elon Musk if he commits fraud?
Felon Musk
What do you call Elon Musk if he is a lizard person?
Elon Musk
What do you call Elon Musk if he is a furry?
Elon Husky
What do you call Elon Musk if it is past 6:30?
Elon Dusk
What do you call Elon Musk if he is a cantaloupe?
Melon Musk
One day, Melon met a girl named Cantaloupe. She was very sweet to him. They fell in love quickly, but his father didn’t approve because she was a peasant. You see, the king wanted Melon to marry the princess of Veggieland, Broccoli. The king banned Melon and Cantaloupe from seeing each other ever again.
However, the young lovers were determined to see each other. Every Sunday, Cantaloupe snuck into Melon’s room. They would stay up till midnight with each other. This went on for many years.
Meanwhile, the king was arranging Melon’s marriage with Broccoli. He was prepared to pay every expense to make the wedding excellent for PR. However, the night before Melon was to be married, the king found out about his meeting with Cantaloupe! He made Melon swear a Royal Oath—an unbreakable promise—to marry Broccoli the next day and never see Cantaloupe again after that.
That night, when Cantaloupe visited, Melon admitted what had happened. She begged him to run off with her and get married, but he refused.
“I love you, but I swore a Royal Oath. I’m sorry, dear, but I Cantaloupe.”
Got my girlfriend with this one late last night.
Me: "What's the other name for cantaloupe?"
GF: "Cantaloupe. The animal is called Antelope."
Me: "Cantaloupe is also the word used for someone who can't run away and get married."
GF: "Who's running away and getting married!?"
Me: "Not me, because I can't elope."
I laughed hysterically at my own joke, she laughed and also hit me (playfully). But she was also not impressed.
(Rock Melon was what I was thinking of.)
"Why don't orange melons get married?"
"Because they CANTaloupe!!!"
Thought of this while working, I'm sure it's a real joke already, but I've never heard it.
Q: What did the conservative priest say to the two gay melons that wanted to get married?
A: You guys cantaloupe. :D
Edit: spelling
I just told my dad I don't know what to do with the cantaloupe because it's too much melon for one person, and he responds "those melons have been responsible for hundreds of thousands of dollars being spent on a party for people that cantaloupe."
Like can't elope. My father everyone.
Melon 1 : Let's run away and get married!
Melon 2 ; I'm sorry
Melon 1 ; Why?
Melon 2 : I cantaloupe
What did one melon say to the other melon that wanted to get married?
I'm sorry but I cantaloupe
