If life gives you melons...
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Which is the most successful fruit? mElon Musk
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︎ May 07 2021
Why do melons always have big weddings?
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︎ May 18 2021
Well when life gives you melons
Youβre probably dyslexic
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︎ May 09 2021
Why didn't the melon want to get married?
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︎ Apr 13 2021
Why did the melon have a church wedding?
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︎ May 06 2021
Why did the two melons have a church wedding?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Me to my teen age daughter in the grocery store while I hold a melon.
βYou cantaloupe! Your too youngβ
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︎ Mar 10 2021
MELON
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︎ Dec 11 2020
What should you do if life gives you melons?
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︎ Feb 24 2021
I think not letting my dog eat water melon is makings her sad.
She's a little melancholy.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Why couldnβt the two melons stand each other?
They were attached to the same woman.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
What did the honeydew melon say when the watermelon asked to marry it.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
What did the mother melon say to her daughter when she wanted to run away to get married?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Why did the melons run away and get married instead of have a big church wedding like their parents wanted?
Because they could elope.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Iβm reading a book about these two melons that have a forbidden love. Theyβve tried to run away together many times, but are caught every time.
It seems that no matter how hard they try, they just canβt-elope
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Which melon is unable to secretly marry?
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︎ Nov 09 2020
One melon turns to the other and asks, "Will you marry me?"
The other responds, "Yes, but we cantaloupe."
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Why can't melons get married
Because they're can't- elope
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What do u call a melon that cant marry?
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︎ Oct 15 2020
How come melons donβt usually marry?
some honeys do, but most cantaloupe.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What do call a melon that has to get married in a church?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Why do melons have such big planned weddings?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
What did the melon say to his melon girlfriend?
Honeydew you want to get married?
What did she reply?
Sorry, I cantaloupe!
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︎ Aug 17 2020
Why were the melons forced to have a small wedding?
Because they cantaloupe.
Courtesy of me sick and loopy at the grocery store.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
wait-a-melon
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︎ Jun 17 2020
When life gives you melons...
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Why do melons have weddings?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Why do melons have weddings?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
When life gives you melons
Youβre probably dyslexic
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︎ Jan 21 2021
When life gives you melons
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Did you hear why melons have big elaborate weddings?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
well, you know what they say... when life gives you melons...
Youβre probably dislexic.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Why canβt melons run away & get married?
Because they cantaloupe...
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︎ Oct 30 2020
If life gives you melons
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Why donβt melons get married?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Why couldn't the melon run away and get married?
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︎ Aug 26 2020
When life gives you melons...
...you might have dyslexia.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Why canβt the melons get married
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Why couldnβt the melons get married?
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Why do melons have to wait so long to get married?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
What did the melons say when they couldnβt get married?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Why did the melons get married in a church?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
when life gives you melons
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