If life gives you melons...

...you might be dyslexic

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Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Well when life gives you melons

You’re probably dyslexic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryahisbored
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Why didn't the melon want to get married?

Because it cantaloupe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ninjap0_0pface
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Why did the melon have a church wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andromorr
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Why did the two melons have a church wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lovina9
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Me to my teen age daughter in the grocery store while I hold a melon.

β€œYou cantaloupe! Your too young”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FroshPresident
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MELON
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stunnyfuff
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What should you do if life gives you melons?

Get your eyes checked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
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I think not letting my dog eat water melon is makings her sad.

She's a little melancholy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theMeatman7
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Why couldn’t the two melons stand each other?

They were attached to the same woman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90sWannabe
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What did the honeydew melon say when the watermelon asked to marry it.

We cantaloupe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BikeIsKing
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What did the mother melon say to her daughter when she wanted to run away to get married?

You cantaloupe!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Why did the melons run away and get married instead of have a big church wedding like their parents wanted?

Because they could elope.

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I’m reading a book about these two melons that have a forbidden love. They’ve tried to run away together many times, but are caught every time.

It seems that no matter how hard they try, they just can’t-elope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunkyFaz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Which melon is unable to secretly marry?

Can't Elope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkanine9
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One melon turns to the other and asks, "Will you marry me?"

The other responds, "Yes, but we cantaloupe."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twomoose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Why can't melons get married

Because they're can't- elope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/perrytheboss
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What do u call a melon that cant marry?

Cant-elope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13harry09
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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How come melons don’t usually marry?

some honeys do, but most cantaloupe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nohpetsallowed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What do call a melon that has to get married in a church?

Cant-elope

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Why do melons have such big planned weddings?

They can't elope

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What did the melon say to his melon girlfriend?

Honeydew you want to get married? What did she reply? Sorry, I cantaloupe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TBarlow1998
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Why were the melons forced to have a small wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Courtesy of me sick and loopy at the grocery store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drdoggomd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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wait-a-melon
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When life gives you melons...

You might be dyslexic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theamberpanda
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Why do melons have weddings?

They cantaloupe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChronoFoe
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Why do melons have weddings?

because they cantaloupe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jj8o8
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When life gives you melons

You’re probably dyslexic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/j-crz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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When life gives you melons

you're dyslexic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ribboncrasher
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Did you hear why melons have big elaborate weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gc3c
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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well, you know what they say... when life gives you melons...

You’re probably dislexic.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.
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Why can’t melons run away & get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BillyBob_TX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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If life gives you melons

Then you’re dyslexic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imalxser
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Why don’t melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marlow05
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Why couldn't the melon run away and get married?

It cantaloupe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vikram_bajaj
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When life gives you melons...

...you might have dyslexia.

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Why can’t the melons get married

Because they cantelope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/queenlatifah24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Why couldn’t the melons get married?

Because they Cantaloupe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hydeng0seek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Why do melons have to wait so long to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChildishHambino11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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What did the melons say when they couldn’t get married?

Cantaloupe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pineconeassbitch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Why did the melons get married in a church?

Cantaloupe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjcorr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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when life gives you melons

your'e dyslexic.

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