If life gives you melons...
ποΈ 8k
π
οΈ Apr 06 2021
Which is the most successful fruit? mElon Musk
ποΈ 6
π
οΈ May 07 2021
Why do melons always have big weddings?
ποΈ 10
π
οΈ May 18 2021
Well when life gives you melons
Youβre probably dyslexic
ποΈ 10
π
οΈ May 09 2021
Why didn't the melon want to get married?
ποΈ 27
π
οΈ Apr 13 2021
Why did the melon have a church wedding?
ποΈ 7
π
οΈ May 06 2021
Why did the two melons have a church wedding?
ποΈ 79
π
οΈ Jan 08 2021
Me to my teen age daughter in the grocery store while I hold a melon.
βYou cantaloupe! Your too youngβ
ποΈ 9
π
οΈ Mar 10 2021
MELON
ποΈ 35
π
οΈ Dec 11 2020
What should you do if life gives you melons?
ποΈ 9
π
οΈ Feb 24 2021
I think not letting my dog eat water melon is makings her sad.
She's a little melancholy.
ποΈ 8
π
οΈ Feb 21 2021
Why couldnβt the two melons stand each other?
They were attached to the same woman.
ποΈ 8
π
οΈ Feb 18 2021
What did the honeydew melon say when the watermelon asked to marry it.
ποΈ 3
π
οΈ Feb 02 2021
What did the mother melon say to her daughter when she wanted to run away to get married?
ποΈ 12
π
οΈ Nov 30 2020
Why did the melons run away and get married instead of have a big church wedding like their parents wanted?
Because they could elope.
ποΈ 2
π
οΈ Dec 10 2020
Iβm reading a book about these two melons that have a forbidden love. Theyβve tried to run away together many times, but are caught every time.
It seems that no matter how hard they try, they just canβt-elope
ποΈ 149
π
οΈ Aug 05 2020
Which melon is unable to secretly marry?
ποΈ 19
π
οΈ Nov 09 2020
One melon turns to the other and asks, "Will you marry me?"
The other responds, "Yes, but we cantaloupe."
ποΈ 5
π
οΈ Dec 04 2020
Why can't melons get married
Because they're can't- elope
ποΈ 2
π
οΈ Dec 05 2020
What do u call a melon that cant marry?
ποΈ 6
π
οΈ Oct 15 2020
How come melons donβt usually marry?
some honeys do, but most cantaloupe.
ποΈ 2
π
οΈ Nov 18 2020
What do call a melon that has to get married in a church?
ποΈ 11
π
οΈ Oct 12 2020
Why do melons have such big planned weddings?
ποΈ 16
π
οΈ Sep 09 2020
What did the melon say to his melon girlfriend?
Honeydew you want to get married?
What did she reply?
Sorry, I cantaloupe!
ποΈ 11
π
οΈ Aug 17 2020
Why were the melons forced to have a small wedding?
Because they cantaloupe.
Courtesy of me sick and loopy at the grocery store.
ποΈ 147
π
οΈ Mar 27 2020
wait-a-melon
ποΈ 12
π
οΈ Jun 17 2020
When life gives you melons...
ποΈ 33
π
οΈ Mar 04 2021
Why do melons have weddings?
ποΈ 14
π
οΈ Apr 08 2021
Why do melons have weddings?
ποΈ 22
π
οΈ Mar 17 2021
When life gives you melons
Youβre probably dyslexic
ποΈ 20
π
οΈ Jan 21 2021
When life gives you melons
ποΈ 109
π
οΈ Dec 04 2020
Did you hear why melons have big elaborate weddings?
ποΈ 46
π
οΈ Nov 26 2020
well, you know what they say... when life gives you melons...
Youβre probably dislexic.
ποΈ 6
π
οΈ Dec 15 2020
When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.
ποΈ 19
π
οΈ Oct 04 2020
Why canβt melons run away & get married?
Because they cantaloupe...
ποΈ 27
π
οΈ Oct 30 2020
If life gives you melons
ποΈ 10
π
οΈ Oct 28 2020
Why donβt melons get married?
ποΈ 8
π
οΈ Oct 12 2020
Why couldn't the melon run away and get married?
ποΈ 37
π
οΈ Aug 26 2020
When life gives you melons...
...you might have dyslexia.
ποΈ 18
π
οΈ Aug 05 2020
Why canβt the melons get married
ποΈ 7
π
οΈ Sep 06 2020
Why couldnβt the melons get married?
ποΈ 4
π
οΈ Oct 03 2020
Why do melons have to wait so long to get married?
ποΈ 54
π
οΈ Jul 13 2020
What did the melons say when they couldnβt get married?
ποΈ 2
π
οΈ Oct 13 2020
Why did the melons get married in a church?
ποΈ 6
π
οΈ Sep 21 2020
when life gives you melons
ποΈ 17
π
οΈ Aug 29 2020
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
