Melony Puns

A list of puns related to "Melony"

It’s the Melony of the century
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👤︎ u/lliH-knaH
📅︎ May 22 2020
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melony
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👤︎ u/andersonlanderson
📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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What do you called a melon song

A melony

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👤︎ u/Enji612
📅︎ Feb 01 2020
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What do you call a fruity crime?

A melony

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👤︎ u/An_AFK_Player
📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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What did the cantaloupe name his daughter?

Melony

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👤︎ u/cbreezy123
📅︎ Dec 11 2015
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Dropped this one at dinner tonight...

As my wife was putting salt on her cantaloupe and watermelon...

  • Me: "You better be careful doing that."
  • Her: "Why?"
  • Me: "You don't want to be arrested for melonious assault."
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👤︎ u/xgunsmythx
📅︎ Aug 11 2015
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