I recently started a diet where I would have honey with each meal

turns out i couldn't stick to it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heliosthedealios
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2018
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My dad just dropped this gem

My mom was talking about an article she read about elephants in Burma. She said, "There were missionaries and hookers at Burma at the time." My dad replied with, "Ah, but you see, missionaries are positions that hookers will understand!"

My mom groaned. I laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderCunningham
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2014
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