They just china have pun.
There's something wrong with China...
I see a lot of red flags.
Why can’t you make a phone call in China?
There’s so many Wings and Wong’s, you might wing the wong number.
Why should china have a base ball team?
Because they can take down the whole world with one bat.
Why can't china play cricket?
they keep eating their bats...
Every country will eventually get coronavirus, but china got it right off the bat
A king who fought China
Once upon a time there was a king in the olden times
He loved giving out diktats like
"So shall citizens pay double the tax"
"So shall boys over 18 join the army"
He went to war with China
In the court, they brought a Chinese man
"Your Majesty, he's the best singer in China, but refuses to sing since he is unwell with cough, fever"
The king then gave out a new diktat
"So shall this Tan sing"
And to this day, when it happens..
WHO is China's best friend..
I feel sorry for New Yorkers right now because of the high number of Corona infected people. Hopefully they're the last to get it. Unfortunate for China though
They got it right off the bat
When I was making the flag of China, I asked my mom to rate my work.
You should not date an American woman if she hangs the flag of China in her bedroom
China was the first country to have a case of Coronavirus
They had it right off the bat
Starbucks in China be like
We should have known the virus came from China
There were a lot of red flags
Which school does China send its prisoners?
China has released the name of the first person who had the coronavirus
I asked my friend from Wuhan, China how things were going with the coronavirus...
He said he really couldn’t complain.
An American coronavirus investigator got sick and had to return from China
The latest James Bond movie is not getting released in China because of Coronavirus fears.
China seems so much more advanced than America....
It's like they're a decade ahead.
Why doesn't China have elections?
They get embarrassed talking about erections.
Everything is made in China
except babbies, they are made in vachina.
Wanna hear a great joke making fun if China?
In China, you can criticize every Roman numeral from I to X.
But you can't criticize XI.
The ladies like to call me “The Provence of china”
My friend spent a year in China, but today he got sent back to the United States. He's feeling really...
You know they put soy sauce on pizzas in China?
That's wong no matter how you slice it.
I asked the President of China to make a bet with me. But he refused saying that he won't. Because as the President of China,
he is very concerned about not losing Tibet.
Kung Fu Panda shouldn’t have been set in China
He really belongs in Poland.
Courtesy: my 10 year old.
Yemen. I'm China figure out why this thread lasted so long
China has a policy where a certain ammount of Pandas must live in the country.
To be fair, it's the bear minimum
Why is it so hard to call someone in China?
The country’s so full of Wings and Wongs that every time you Wing you get the Wong number.
Edit: I do not mean to offend anyone here. Just making a joke that I found in a Roald Dahl book.
I'm not saying China was doping during the Summer Olympics
But when they take the gold, silver, and bronze it raises a lot of red flags.
~credit to Steve, a real person.
Weekends are made in China.
I met an Asian girl today with the last name of "China"
Do you know how we call an elevator in China ?
How does the colour of a pine tree change in central China?
Who was the president of China in 2002?
What is the most commonly eaten food in China?
I hear China is reviving old fashions featuring beloved animals.
But I don't think I will be able to afford a pair of pandaloons.
My friend just got married to a girl whose last name was China
Congratulations to China for managing to land on the dark side of the moon
Perhaps they can shed some light on what it's like there
Did you hear China is growing potatoes on the moon?!
Those French Fries will be out of this world!
So China went to the moon...
Democrats claiming counterfeit Viagra out of China is a danger to our democracy.
Apparently, they are trying to influence our erections.
Unicode has a code point for messages from Athens about a summit between the leaders of France and China.
GREEK CAPITAL LETTER XI WITH MACRON
Did you know China is the most matriarchal society?
Apparently everyone does only what Xi wants.
I was in a china shop the other day
Suddenly, the shop started shaking like we were in an earthquake.
I asked the salesperson if that was a normal occurrence, to which he replied
My dad always said I’d be going to summer camp in China.
He said it was called “Youth in Asia” I was SO bummed when I figured out what he meant.
Just returned from China and my dad still has the same cheesy jokes.
My father his girlfriend and myself were out for supper yesterday. The waiter came around to take orders and she started with my dad's girlfriend. She orders her main dish and the waiter asks, "what would you like for your two sides?"
"what are my options?" his girlfriend asks.
To which my dad replies, "I believe just right and left."
My dad went a bit overboard; he bought ten different silk ties during his stay in China.
I think he should have stopped at Taiwan.
The next iphone will come out with the President of China's name on it
It's called the iPhone XI
Viagra was banned in China by the government.
They don’t want to admit they have election problems.
China is exporting unlicensed Disney merchandise.
My wife and I recently adopted 2 children from china and I came home today to find them trying to cook my poodle.
Immediately I repeated what I said this morning.
"No kids! I said WALK the dog!"
It seems like moving to the US from China would be pretty disorienting.
I took my family out for Chinese food tonight, or as they say in China....
Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?
Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.
The Challenge of Invading China
Trump met the President of China the other day. Trump disagreed with him on some points, and it wasn't always clear who was right.
It was a clear case of "He said, Xi said."
"See y'all later, I gotta take a trip to China"
Dad! You're going to China?!?
Yup. Gotta go to Poo-ping.
closes bathroom door
Just got back from working in China for two weeks...
And I feel a little disoriented.
Did you know that puns are actually banned in China? Their government is trying to control language itself!
They've really Zhongguone too far this time!
I just watched this wonderful and touching movie about a chef in Northern China.
Set in Northern China, this movie follows the rite of passage of a jaded, aimless Chinese chef who falls in love with a worn out cooking pan that he and his friends once scorned. The two develop a powerful and inspirational relationship in which they discover truths about cooking that take most people a lifetime to learn. It's called A Wok to Remember
What's the difference between a kid living in china and putting down a sick animal?
One's a youth in Asia and the other is euthanasia.
Everything is made in China...
Except babies. Babies are made in vaChina
The most common surname in China is Chang
How High is the highest mountain in China ..
If Microsoft had a statistical AI in China that dealt with search queries, it would be called....
An Asian Bayesian Beijing Bing Being
What do you call the rich elites in China?
Why was Genghis able to conquer China?
Cause his name was Genghis Khan not Genghis Khan't
How high is a man from China...
You know what's funny? The wu chu war in China in the 4th century bc.
TIL China has a policy where a certain ammount of Pandas must live in the country.
To be fair, it's the bear minimum.