I asked my Chinese friend what it was like living in China.

He said he can't complain.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29 2021
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Met a Chinese talking goose today, I asked him from what part of China he was from.

Honk Kong

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28 2021
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Just performed in my first concert in China

The crowd was so impressed, they gave me a standing of asian

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_FREAKING_LOVE_PUNS
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15 2021
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Be careful around coffins in China.

They could be dead Lee.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04 2021
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They just china have pun.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21 2020
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What do you call greyhound racing in China ?

Fast food.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22 2021
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Why did Led Zeppelin have record sales in China last year.

Because the government declared a rock down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/grahamdv
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2021
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I was very worried when they discovered Covid in ice cream and topping samples in China.

I instantly thought this could affect Hundreds & Thousands...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2021
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Why did President Xi Jinping order the caplock keys to be removed from all Chinas computers?

Because he was afraid of Capitalism!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Frindwamp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17 2021
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How do you get into an all glass China cabinet

It's glassified

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justcurious-serious
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24 2021
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I found myself bereft at the chaos that run through the winding streets of China town. The horror

The wonton destruction.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommyW-Unofficial
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2020
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My buddy Juan and I went to China, and he won a scratcher lotto.

Juan won one yuan.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sister-Physter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13 2020
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China is already welcoming Biden's victory

They've commemorated a city to him already.

They call it the for-biden city.

Actual joke my dad told me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PanickedSilence
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05 2020
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Just had a dealer try to sell me a piece of stone he said was from Ireland and kissed by St Patrick. When I looked underneath it said 'Made in China.'

Obviously a sham rock.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15 2020
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Did you hear about all the Bears getting sick in China?

It's a Pandademic

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gwailo27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30 2020
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Wow! China really love Biden! They even named a crucial landmark after him! /r/Jokes/comments/jokjk1/…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ekintelli
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05 2020
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China just found the first person to get coronavirus

His name is Ah Chu

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lucburba
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05 2020
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What did the cat say when he arrived in China?

Mi auw

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Yovinio
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17 2020
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Those who were firm in their beliefs when China banned marijuana...the people who kept growing and selling.

They are known as the pot stickers.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Leboy2Point0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13 2020
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A radioactive leak in China has thrown the country's widlife into chaos

Apparently it's absolute panda-monium

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/soody765
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20 2020
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There's something wrong with China...

I see a lot of red flags.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ConfidentDuck1
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2020
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Why does Japan have a successful baseball league but China doesn’t?

Because the Chinese would try to eat the bat.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Guycelium
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20 2020
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Why does china have the best baseball team?

Because it took out half the world with one bat

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OhHelloTherez
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22 2020
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Why should china have a base ball team?

Because they can take down the whole world with one bat.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_Ayush_Kumar_
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16 2020
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Every country will eventually get coronavirus, but china got it right off the bat
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NaziMen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05 2020
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COVID-19 is not the only virus to originate from China

There's also Wu Ping cough

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/professorf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12 2020
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Why can’t you make a phone call in China?

There’s so many Wings and Wong’s, you might wing the wong number.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/speedpetez
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27 2020
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Why can't china play cricket?

they keep eating their bats...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mr_Jamington
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09 2020
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How did China get the virus under control?

They used Han sanitizer.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/codemon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15 2020
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I just got off the phone with a professor in China. He says it's not worth getting Covid-19

As they are expecting to release Covid-20 Pro in September.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PIGG-E
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23 2020
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Once I got lost in a building in China

It was Wong on so many levels.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/timfuzail
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15 2020
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What do you call it when Apple forces children in China to work for minimum wage?

iMoral

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zak-Ive-Reddit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21 2020
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WHO is China's best friend..
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dontfuckthots
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16 2020
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Starbucks in China be like
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KrissiKross
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07 2020
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A king who fought China

Once upon a time there was a king in the olden times

He loved giving out diktats like

"So shall citizens pay double the tax"

"So shall boys over 18 join the army"

He went to war with China

He won

In the court, they brought a Chinese man

"Your Majesty, he's the best singer in China, but refuses to sing since he is unwell with cough, fever"

The king then gave out a new diktat

"So shall this Tan sing"

And to this day, when it happens..

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dadjokeretailer
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01 2020
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You should not date an American woman if she hangs the flag of China in her bedroom

That is a big red flag.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/atom644
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12 2020
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I feel sorry for New Yorkers right now because of the high number of Corona infected people. Hopefully they're the last to get it. Unfortunate for China though

They got it right off the bat

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/m3m3sRc00l420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29 2020
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We should have known the virus came from China

There were a lot of red flags

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/beachKilla
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28 2020
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I asked my friend from Wuhan, China how things were going with the coronavirus...

He said he really couldn’t complain.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17 2020
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China seems so much more advanced than America....

It's like they're a decade ahead.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CantMatchTheThatch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31 2019
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Funny bone china
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vamplips
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20 2019
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Wanna hear a great joke making fun if China?

<Censored>

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hot-d0g-Water
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09 2019
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I met an Asian girl today with the last name of "China"

It was her made-in name

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jskoker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21 2017
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Which school does China send its prisoners?

kidney garden

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/warpedddd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22 2020
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I asked my Chinese friend what it's like to live in China

He says he can't complain

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dudebrostien
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21 2020
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China was the first country to have a case of Coronavirus

They had it right off the bat

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/speedoc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19 2020
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