They just china have pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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There's something wrong with China...

I see a lot of red flags.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConfidentDuck1
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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Why can’t you make a phone call in China?

There’s so many Wings and Wong’s, you might wing the wong number.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/speedpetez
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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Why should china have a base ball team?

Because they can take down the whole world with one bat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Ayush_Kumar_
πŸ“…︎ May 16
🚨︎ report
Why can't china play cricket?

they keep eating their bats...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Jamington
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09
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Every country will eventually get coronavirus, but china got it right off the bat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NaziMen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05
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A king who fought China

Once upon a time there was a king in the olden times

He loved giving out diktats like

"So shall citizens pay double the tax"

"So shall boys over 18 join the army"

He went to war with China

He won

In the court, they brought a Chinese man

"Your Majesty, he's the best singer in China, but refuses to sing since he is unwell with cough, fever"

The king then gave out a new diktat

"So shall this Tan sing"

And to this day, when it happens..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeretailer
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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WHO is China's best friend..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dontfuckthots
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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I feel sorry for New Yorkers right now because of the high number of Corona infected people. Hopefully they're the last to get it. Unfortunate for China though

They got it right off the bat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m3m3sRc00l420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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When I was making the flag of China, I asked my mom to rate my work.

She gave it five stars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HayangIsNoob
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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You should not date an American woman if she hangs the flag of China in her bedroom

That is a big red flag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atom644
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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China was the first country to have a case of Coronavirus

They had it right off the bat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/speedoc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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Starbucks in China be like
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrissiKross
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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We should have known the virus came from China

There were a lot of red flags

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beachKilla
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
🚨︎ report
Which school does China send its prisoners?

kidney garden

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warpedddd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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China has released the name of the first person who had the coronavirus

Ah Chu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sakibug
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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I asked my friend from Wuhan, China how things were going with the coronavirus...

He said he really couldn’t complain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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An American coronavirus investigator got sick and had to return from China

He was forensic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
🚨︎ report
The latest James Bond movie is not getting released in China because of Coronavirus fears.

It’s No Time to Die.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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China seems so much more advanced than America....

It's like they're a decade ahead.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Why doesn't China have elections?

They get embarrassed talking about erections.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CropDustinAround
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Everything is made in China

except babbies, they are made in vachina.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoubleL94
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
🚨︎ report
Wanna hear a great joke making fun if China?

<Censored>

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hot-d0g-Water
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
🚨︎ report
In China, you can criticize every Roman numeral from I to X.

But you can't criticize XI.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vshesha
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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The ladies like to call me β€œThe Provence of china”

Guangdong

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yuki_Taiho
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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My friend spent a year in China, but today he got sent back to the United States. He's feeling really...

Disoriented

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Myusernameisfish
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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You know they put soy sauce on pizzas in China?

That's wong no matter how you slice it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dasvott
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Funny bone china
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vamplips
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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I asked the President of China to make a bet with me. But he refused saying that he won't. Because as the President of China,

he is very concerned about not losing Tibet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Kung Fu Panda shouldn’t have been set in China

He really belongs in Poland.

Courtesy: my 10 year old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiFraggiPrutto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Yemen. I'm China figure out why this thread lasted so long
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stolen_Burrito
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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China has a policy where a certain ammount of Pandas must live in the country.

To be fair, it's the bear minimum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Northwestern253
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Why is it so hard to call someone in China?

The country’s so full of Wings and Wongs that every time you Wing you get the Wong number.

Edit: I do not mean to offend anyone here. Just making a joke that I found in a Roald Dahl book.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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This Great Wall of China
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gargolito
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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I'm not saying China was doping during the Summer Olympics

But when they take the gold, silver, and bronze it raises a lot of red flags.

~credit to Steve, a real person.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebignate08
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Weekends are made in China.

They don't last long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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I met an Asian girl today with the last name of "China"

It was her made-in name

πŸ‘︎ 3k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jskoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2017
🚨︎ report
Do you know how we call an elevator in China ?

By pushing a button

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coinsnroses
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
🚨︎ report
How does the colour of a pine tree change in central China?

It starts beige-ing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CVSSR
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
🚨︎ report
Who was the president of China in 2002?

Yes, he was

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmoggySigh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
🚨︎ report
What is the most commonly eaten food in China?

Hot dog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Momsemann
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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I hear China is reviving old fashions featuring beloved animals.

But I don't think I will be able to afford a pair of pandaloons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geldonyetich
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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My friend just got married to a girl whose last name was China

It is her made in name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gets_the_dad_joke
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
🚨︎ report
Congratulations to China for managing to land on the dark side of the moon

Perhaps they can shed some light on what it's like there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/helimoth
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
🚨︎ report
Did you hear China is growing potatoes on the moon?!

Those French Fries will be out of this world!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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So China went to the moon...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lykanthrocide
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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Democrats claiming counterfeit Viagra out of China is a danger to our democracy.

Apparently, they are trying to influence our erections.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Disco_Ninjas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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Unicode has a code point for messages from Athens about a summit between the leaders of France and China.

GREEK CAPITAL LETTER XI WITH MACRON

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dokh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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Did you know China is the most matriarchal society?

Apparently everyone does only what Xi wants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ariel_Nova
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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I was in a china shop the other day

Suddenly, the shop started shaking like we were in an earthquake.

I asked the salesperson if that was a normal occurrence, to which he replied

"Bull!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/armas_ectos
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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My dad always said I’d be going to summer camp in China.

He said it was called β€œYouth in Asia” I was SO bummed when I figured out what he meant.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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Just returned from China and my dad still has the same cheesy jokes.

My father his girlfriend and myself were out for supper yesterday. The waiter came around to take orders and she started with my dad's girlfriend. She orders her main dish and the waiter asks, "what would you like for your two sides?"

"what are my options?" his girlfriend asks.

To which my dad replies, "I believe just right and left."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jasonborn23
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2014
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Trump in China!
πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrbee-sound
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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My dad went a bit overboard; he bought ten different silk ties during his stay in China.

I think he should have stopped at Taiwan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mechaxis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2016
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The next iphone will come out with the President of China's name on it

It's called the iPhone XI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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Viagra was banned in China by the government.

They don’t want to admit they have election problems.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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Umm... China bans wordplay in attempt at pun control theguardian.com/world/201…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stainlessteal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2014
🚨︎ report
China is exporting unlicensed Disney merchandise.

Sham-Pooh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/disconformity
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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My wife and I recently adopted 2 children from china and I came home today to find them trying to cook my poodle.

Immediately I repeated what I said this morning.

"No kids! I said WALK the dog!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naptownfellow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2017
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It seems like moving to the US from China would be pretty disorienting.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/azoerb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2017
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I took my family out for Chinese food tonight, or as they say in China....

Food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImNotDareDvl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dascandy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2015
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The Challenge of Invading China
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2017
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Trump met the President of China the other day. Trump disagreed with him on some points, and it wasn't always clear who was right.

It was a clear case of "He said, Xi said."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeptimius
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2017
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"See y'all later, I gotta take a trip to China"

Dad! You're going to China?!?

Yup. Gotta go to Poo-ping.

closes bathroom door

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dystopianSchmuck
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2017
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Just got back from working in China for two weeks...

And I feel a little disoriented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pouponstoops
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2017
🚨︎ report
Did you know that puns are actually banned in China? Their government is trying to control language itself!

They've really Zhongguone too far this time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Liutasiun
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2018
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I just watched this wonderful and touching movie about a chef in Northern China.

Set in Northern China, this movie follows the rite of passage of a jaded, aimless Chinese chef who falls in love with a worn out cooking pan that he and his friends once scorned. The two develop a powerful and inspirational relationship in which they discover truths about cooking that take most people a lifetime to learn. It's called A Wok to Remember

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2016
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What's the difference between a kid living in china and putting down a sick animal?

One's a youth in Asia and the other is euthanasia.

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Douche-_-Canoe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
🚨︎ report
Everything is made in China...

Except babies. Babies are made in vaChina

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DynamicEnigma19
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2017
🚨︎ report
The most common surname in China is Chang

Correct me if it's Wong

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πŸ‘€︎ u/q1w2e3r4t5z
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2017
🚨︎ report
How High is the highest mountain in China ..
πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2018
🚨︎ report
China's greatest seducer
πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wollphilie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2016
🚨︎ report
If Microsoft had a statistical AI in China that dealt with search queries, it would be called....

An Asian Bayesian Beijing Bing Being

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nightmare1zero1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2016
🚨︎ report
What do you call the rich elites in China?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kosmozoan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2016
🚨︎ report
Why was Genghis able to conquer China?

Cause his name was Genghis Khan not Genghis Khan't

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2016
🚨︎ report
How high is a man from China...

*Haow Hai

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wicklefuk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2017
🚨︎ report
You know what's funny? The wu chu war in China in the 4th century bc.

What? Tzu-Sun?

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gwtkof
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2016
🚨︎ report
TIL China has a policy where a certain ammount of Pandas must live in the country.

To be fair, it's the bear minimum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Malgus
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2018
🚨︎ report

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