Beijing Puns

A list of puns related to "Beijing"

My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon, but wasn’t awarded a gold medal.

The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 19 2020
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Did you hear that they're building a new trampoline park in Beijing?

It's called Xi Jum'ping.

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👤︎ u/dumbwaeguk
📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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The panda bears rioted in the streets of Beijing today.

It was pandamonium!!!!

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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Why are Pyongyang, Beijing, Hanoi, Havana and Vienciana just regular cities?

Because communist countries don't have capitals

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👤︎ u/glamatovic
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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I've heard cadburys are moving to Beijing...

But that might be a chinese whispa

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👤︎ u/cofflacov1
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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What do you call a housekeeper in Beijing?

Maid in China!

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👤︎ u/Crimsonae
📅︎ Dec 13 2018
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Beijing customs disallowed my alpaca beanie baby

They thought it was a dolly llama.

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👤︎ u/gone4011s
📅︎ Jan 08 2018
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If Microsoft had a statistical AI in China that dealt with search queries, it would be called....

An Asian Bayesian Beijing Bing Being

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👤︎ u/nightmare1zero1
📅︎ Aug 20 2016
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Someone asked me how a recent trip went

Friend: How did you find Beijing?

Me: I dunno. I just got on the plane and ended up there.

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👤︎ u/Roboprime
📅︎ Apr 03 2016
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Son doing the dishes asked "where does china go?"

"That all depends on the decisions Beijing makes."

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👤︎ u/30thirteen
📅︎ Feb 06 2015
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My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon, but he wasn’t given the gold medal.

The Chinese authorities refuse to recognize Ty Won.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 09 2020
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My friend Ty won the Beijing marathon, but wasn’t awarded a gold medal.

The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 05 2020
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My friend Ty came in first in the Beijing marathon, but was not given the gold medal.

The Chinese refuse to recognize Ty won.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 13 2019
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My friend Ty came first in a swimming competition in Beijing, but he wasn’t given a gold medal.

The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 02 2019
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