My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon, but wasn’t awarded a gold medal.

The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Did you hear that they're building a new trampoline park in Beijing?

It's called Xi Jum'ping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumbwaeguk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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The panda bears rioted in the streets of Beijing today.

It was pandamonium!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Why are Pyongyang, Beijing, Hanoi, Havana and Vienciana just regular cities?

Because communist countries don't have capitals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glamatovic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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I've heard cadburys are moving to Beijing...

But that might be a chinese whispa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cofflacov1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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What do you call a housekeeper in Beijing?

Maid in China!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crimsonae
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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Beijing customs disallowed my alpaca beanie baby

They thought it was a dolly llama.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gone4011s
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2018
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I ran into Michael Jordan at a store in Beijing

It was like watching a Bull in a china shop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YinYangMojo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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If Microsoft had a statistical AI in China that dealt with search queries, it would be called....

An Asian Bayesian Beijing Bing Being

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nightmare1zero1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2016
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Someone asked me how a recent trip went

Friend: How did you find Beijing?

Me: I dunno. I just got on the plane and ended up there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roboprime
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2016
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Son doing the dishes asked "where does china go?"

"That all depends on the decisions Beijing makes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/30thirteen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2015
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My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon, but he wasn’t given the gold medal.

The Chinese authorities refuse to recognize Ty Won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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My friend Ty won the Beijing marathon, but wasn’t awarded a gold medal.

The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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My friend Ty came in first in the Beijing marathon, but was not given the gold medal.

The Chinese refuse to recognize Ty won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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My friend Ty came first in a swimming competition in Beijing, but he wasn’t given a gold medal.

The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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