This is not a capital pun!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13 2020
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What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/where_is_the_toaster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09 2021
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Why do clocks from the capital of Italy always make people fall in love?

Because they make romantics.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FlorianiusDerResche
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15 2021
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Why does the capital of Ireland keep growing?

Because it keeps Dublin and Dublin in size.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Irishblackfish
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03 2021
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Despite being tiny, the Republic of Ireland has the capital city with the highest population growth in the world...

It's Dublin every day!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Erubadhron89
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25 2021
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What is the capital city of islamophobes?

Islam bad.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BowelMovementator
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18 2021
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Moldova named the biggest mall in its capital malldova
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jujumusk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25 2021
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Despite waging war in Afghanistan, most Americans can't name its capital.

It's kinda hard.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tamer_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18 2021
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Have you heard the joke about the capital building?

It's a riot

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cbt711
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2021
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I was going to make a joke about capital punishment

But I wasn't sure how to execute it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HikeMyPantsUpJohnson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13 2021
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I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS...

THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04 2020
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My friend asked me what the capital of Russia is
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17 2020
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Moscow is the capital of black holes...

...because everything is Rushin' to them.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13 2021
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I once asked a Frenchman how far it was to the capital city of Malawi.

He replied 'Le long way'.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10 2021
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Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...

Every year it's Dublin

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Yourself2343
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11 2020
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"Hey Dad, what's the capital of Australia?"

"A"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yupitsnoone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27 2020
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What is capital city of universe

University

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SeriousDirt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2021
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Why does rockstar, Brian Johnson go to the US capital to cool off?

Because there's an AC in DC.

(Someone improve this joke.)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/turn_ncough
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02 2021
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I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..

It earned the nickname Sin City!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2020
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Fluffy camels are evil in Pakistan’s capital. I know what your asking...

Is llama bad?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25 2020
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What’s the best way to get to the capital of Senegal? (From my 8 yr old son)

Dakar

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kajikiwolfe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26 2020
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The capital of India received a large shipment of refrigerators for displaying meat but they were contaminated with coronavirus...

it was a lot of new deli cases

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xtaldad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2020
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What do you call a faucet in the capital of Belgium?

A Brussels spout

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mikev431
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11 2020
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I have seen a number of pirates in the US Capital

I suppose they really like D.C.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17 2020
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What type of car believes in capital punishment?

A Musthang

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07 2020
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If I ever need to know what state Juneau is the capital of

Allaskya

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20 2020
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What’s the capital in France?

The F.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Buffbigw76
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10 2020
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I'm surprised people in the Swedish capital are so reluctant to go on lockdown

You'd think they were used to being stuck home

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rhinosorcery
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23 2020
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Did you know Ariel was born in our nation's capital?

Under DC.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2019
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What do a cab driver in Boston and a tourist in the capital of Bangladesh have in common?

They're both in Dhaka

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bandito210
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11 2020
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How do you call someone who overuses CAPITAL LETTERS?

Capitalist

My sincere apologies in advance πŸ˜‰

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SY7777
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14 2019
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What is the egg capital of Japan?

Yolkohama!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/scardeal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 28 2020
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When I was in the capital of South Korea, I bought new shoes pads...

I felt like a new man, walking about with my new inSeouls.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16 2020
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ENTER A NEW PASSWORD β€œchicken” THE PASSWORD REQUIRES A CAPITAL!!!

β€œchickenkiev”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JackTMJones
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23 2019
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>'Enter new password' = 'chicken' > 'Password must contain a capital'

= 'chickenkiev'

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10 2019
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What's the capital of Alaska?

Juneau it all along.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/P3nisPal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 01 2020
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How is β€œGeorge” not the state capital
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Extranomicon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31 2017
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Capital ism
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hen_Zoid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22 2019
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The devil was sold a bunch of leaky fountain pens when visiting Turku, which used to be the capital of Finland.

Now Hell's inky

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vabune
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04 2020
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A geography teaches picks two students, one an exchange student from Japan and the other a native, to answer a question about state capitals. β€œWhat is the capital of Ohio?”, the teacher asks.

The native student answers β€œCleveland”, much to the teacher’s chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers β€œIt’s a bit late, but Gozaimasu!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CalmingVisionary
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20 2019
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What would happen if Canada moved their Capital?

canadA.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/proborc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10 2019
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Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?

Ireland. Every day it's Dublin

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/69-nice420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2020
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What country capital has the fastest growing population?

Ireland, every day its... Dublin.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/knowthe_numbers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25 2020
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The Irish Capital is experiencing exponential population growth

It’s Dublin every day

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ecuinir
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04 2020
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What country has the fastest growing capital?

Ireland, because it's always Dublin.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JacobSkrrrrt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05 2020
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Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?

Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kachary
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27 2019
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