This is not a capital pun!
I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS...
THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.
What is capital city of universe
Why does rockstar, Brian Johnson go to the US capital to cool off?
Because there's an AC in DC.
(Someone improve this joke.)
"Hey Dad, what's the capital of Australia?"
My friend asked me what the capital of Russia is
Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...
The Irish Capital is experiencing exponential population growth
What country has the fastest growing capital?
Ireland, because it's always Dublin.
Fluffy camels are evil in Pakistan’s capital. I know what your asking...
I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..
It earned the nickname Sin City!
Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it's Dublin
What country capital has the fastest growing population?
Ireland, every day its... Dublin.
What do you call a faucet in the capital of Belgium?
The capital of India received a large shipment of refrigerators for displaying meat but they were contaminated with coronavirus...
it was a lot of new deli cases
I have seen a number of pirates in the US Capital
I suppose they really like D.C.
What’s the best way to get to the capital of Senegal? (From my 8 yr old son)
If I ever need to know what state Juneau is the capital of
What’s the capital in France?
What type of car believes in capital punishment?
What do a cab driver in Boston and a tourist in the capital of Bangladesh have in common?
What is the egg capital of Japan?
I'm surprised people in the Swedish capital are so reluctant to go on lockdown
You'd think they were used to being stuck home
When I was in the capital of South Korea, I bought new shoes pads...
I felt like a new man, walking about with my new inSeouls.
Did you know Ariel was born in our nation's capital?
How do you call someone who overuses CAPITAL LETTERS?
My sincere apologies in advance 😉
Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
ENTER A NEW PASSWORD “chicken” THE PASSWORD REQUIRES A CAPITAL!!!
>'Enter new password' = 'chicken' > 'Password must contain a capital'
What's the capital of Alaska?
The devil was sold a bunch of leaky fountain pens when visiting Turku, which used to be the capital of Finland.
There was a zombie infestation in South Korea's Capital
The president, hiding in a secret bunker, ordered the city to be nuked to contain the outbreak, killing both zombies and civilians in the area.
After the strike, he went to celebrate with his wife, but she was sad.
"Honey, we just ended the zombie epidemic. Why are you sad?" he asked.
She responded: "You killed millions of civilians. How can I be happy if you no longer have a Seoul?"
A geography teaches picks two students, one an exchange student from Japan and the other a native, to answer a question about state capitals. “What is the capital of Ohio?”, the teacher asks.
The native student answers “Cleveland”, much to the teacher’s chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers “It’s a bit late, but Gozaimasu!”
I recently did a tour of South Korea that included every city except the capital.
While I enjoyed it, I felt the trip had no Seoul.
Which country's capital has the fastest growing population?
Ireland. Everyday it's Dublin!
It’s the end of work on Friday, it’s been a long week, and all my bones are just like the capital city of the Holy Roman Empire.
What would happen if Canada moved their Capital?
“The capital of Djibouti
Should be djabutthole”
I WRITE ALL MY PUNS IN CAPITALS
THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN OSLO!
I tried using “chicken” as a password but my PC said it must contain a capital
New password is “chickenkiev”
How is “George” not the state capital
Why does Darth Vader live in a castle on Mustafar and not in the capital?
Because he does not like coarse sand.
Clown and state capitals
A clown was bragging about his knowledge of state capitals. He proudly said, “Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them.”
A friend said, “OK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin?”
The clown replied, “Oh, that’s easy: W.”
What's the capital of Turkey?