This is not a capital pun!
What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?
One does not simply walk into Mordor
Why do clocks from the capital of Italy always make people fall in love?
Because they make romantics.
Why does the capital of Ireland keep growing?
Because it keeps Dublin and Dublin in size.
Despite being tiny, the Republic of Ireland has the capital city with the highest population growth in the world...
What is the capital city of islamophobes?
Moldova named the biggest mall in its capital malldova
Despite waging war in Afghanistan, most Americans can't name its capital.
Have you heard the joke about the capital building?
I was going to make a joke about capital punishment
But I wasn't sure how to execute it
I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS...
THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.
My friend asked me what the capital of Russia is
Moscow is the capital of black holes...
...because everything is Rushin' to them.
I once asked a Frenchman how far it was to the capital city of Malawi.
He replied 'Le long way'.
Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...
"Hey Dad, what's the capital of Australia?"
What is capital city of universe
Why does rockstar, Brian Johnson go to the US capital to cool off?
Because there's an AC in DC.
(Someone improve this joke.)
I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..
It earned the nickname Sin City!
Fluffy camels are evil in Pakistan’s capital. I know what your asking...
What’s the best way to get to the capital of Senegal? (From my 8 yr old son)
The capital of India received a large shipment of refrigerators for displaying meat but they were contaminated with coronavirus...
it was a lot of new deli cases
What do you call a faucet in the capital of Belgium?
I have seen a number of pirates in the US Capital
I suppose they really like D.C.
What type of car believes in capital punishment?
If I ever need to know what state Juneau is the capital of
What’s the capital in France?
I'm surprised people in the Swedish capital are so reluctant to go on lockdown
You'd think they were used to being stuck home
Did you know Ariel was born in our nation's capital?
What do a cab driver in Boston and a tourist in the capital of Bangladesh have in common?
How do you call someone who overuses CAPITAL LETTERS?
My sincere apologies in advance 😉
What is the egg capital of Japan?
When I was in the capital of South Korea, I bought new shoes pads...
I felt like a new man, walking about with my new inSeouls.
ENTER A NEW PASSWORD “chicken” THE PASSWORD REQUIRES A CAPITAL!!!
>'Enter new password' = 'chicken' > 'Password must contain a capital'
What's the capital of Alaska?
How is “George” not the state capital
The devil was sold a bunch of leaky fountain pens when visiting Turku, which used to be the capital of Finland.
A geography teaches picks two students, one an exchange student from Japan and the other a native, to answer a question about state capitals. “What is the capital of Ohio?”, the teacher asks.
The native student answers “Cleveland”, much to the teacher’s chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers “It’s a bit late, but Gozaimasu!”
What would happen if Canada moved their Capital?
Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it's Dublin
What country capital has the fastest growing population?
Ireland, every day its... Dublin.
The Irish Capital is experiencing exponential population growth
What country has the fastest growing capital?
Ireland, because it's always Dublin.
Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.