This is not a capital pun!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS...

THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What is capital city of universe

University

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeriousDirt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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Why does rockstar, Brian Johnson go to the US capital to cool off?

Because there's an AC in DC.

(Someone improve this joke.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turn_ncough
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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"Hey Dad, what's the capital of Australia?"

"A"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yupitsnoone
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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My friend asked me what the capital of Russia is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...

Every year it's Dublin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yourself2343
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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The Irish Capital is experiencing exponential population growth

It’s Dublin every day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ecuinir
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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What country has the fastest growing capital?

Ireland, because it's always Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JacobSkrrrrt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Fluffy camels are evil in Pakistan’s capital. I know what your asking...

Is llama bad?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..

It earned the nickname Sin City!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?

Ireland. Every day it's Dublin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/69-nice420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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What country capital has the fastest growing population?

Ireland, every day its... Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knowthe_numbers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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What do you call a faucet in the capital of Belgium?

A Brussels spout

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikev431
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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The capital of India received a large shipment of refrigerators for displaying meat but they were contaminated with coronavirus...

it was a lot of new deli cases

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtaldad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I have seen a number of pirates in the US Capital

I suppose they really like D.C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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What’s the best way to get to the capital of Senegal? (From my 8 yr old son)

Dakar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kajikiwolfe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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If I ever need to know what state Juneau is the capital of

Allaskya

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What’s the capital in France?

The F.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buffbigw76
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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What type of car believes in capital punishment?

A Musthang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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What do a cab driver in Boston and a tourist in the capital of Bangladesh have in common?

They're both in Dhaka

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bandito210
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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What is the egg capital of Japan?

Yolkohama!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scardeal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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I'm surprised people in the Swedish capital are so reluctant to go on lockdown

You'd think they were used to being stuck home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhinosorcery
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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When I was in the capital of South Korea, I bought new shoes pads...

I felt like a new man, walking about with my new inSeouls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Did you know Ariel was born in our nation's capital?

Under DC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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How do you call someone who overuses CAPITAL LETTERS?

Capitalist

My sincere apologies in advance πŸ˜‰

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SY7777
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?

Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kachary
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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ENTER A NEW PASSWORD β€œchicken” THE PASSWORD REQUIRES A CAPITAL!!!

β€œchickenkiev”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackTMJones
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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>'Enter new password' = 'chicken' > 'Password must contain a capital'

= 'chickenkiev'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What's the capital of Alaska?

Juneau it all along.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P3nisPal
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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The devil was sold a bunch of leaky fountain pens when visiting Turku, which used to be the capital of Finland.

Now Hell's inky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vabune
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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There was a zombie infestation in South Korea's Capital

The president, hiding in a secret bunker, ordered the city to be nuked to contain the outbreak, killing both zombies and civilians in the area.

After the strike, he went to celebrate with his wife, but she was sad.

"Honey, we just ended the zombie epidemic. Why are you sad?" he asked.

She responded: "You killed millions of civilians. How can I be happy if you no longer have a Seoul?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timeforepic_inc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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A geography teaches picks two students, one an exchange student from Japan and the other a native, to answer a question about state capitals. β€œWhat is the capital of Ohio?”, the teacher asks.

The native student answers β€œCleveland”, much to the teacher’s chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers β€œIt’s a bit late, but Gozaimasu!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalmingVisionary
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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I recently did a tour of South Korea that included every city except the capital.

While I enjoyed it, I felt the trip had no Seoul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TD_KingJason
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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Capital ism
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hen_Zoid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Which country's capital has the fastest growing population?

Ireland. Everyday it's Dublin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chandan_2294
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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It’s the end of work on Friday, it’s been a long week, and all my bones are just like the capital city of the Holy Roman Empire.

They’re Aachen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dymmesdale
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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What would happen if Canada moved their Capital?

canadA.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/proborc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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β€œThe capital of Djibouti

Should be djabutthole”

-my father

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goldenbellaboo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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I WRITE ALL MY PUNS IN CAPITALS

THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN OSLO!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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I tried using β€œchicken” as a password but my PC said it must contain a capital

New password is β€œchickenkiev”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatboyfat1981
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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How is β€œGeorge” not the state capital
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Extranomicon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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Why does Darth Vader live in a castle on Mustafar and not in the capital?

Because he does not like coarse sand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Werschweinchen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Clown and state capitals

A clown was bragging about his knowledge of state capitals. He proudly said, β€œGo ahead, ask me, I know all of them.”

A friend said, β€œOK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin?”

The clown replied, β€œOh, that’s easy: W.”

(source: http://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/clown-and-state-capitals/)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfraymond
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What's the capital of Turkey?

The t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alliswellinnz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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