Does anyone know why you are supposed to capitalize On A Bad Situation?
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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Don't you HATE it when people Capitalize words sTrAnGeLy?

I guess shift happens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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The first rule of world domination is to always capitalize on your enemies mistakes

ON YOUR ENEMIES MISTAKES

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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They say you can't capitalize numbers but that's what money is. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BossRediter87
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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What does the undertaker use to capitalize his letters when typing an essay?

The graveyard shift

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imthexbot
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2013
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This is not a capital pun!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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What do we give an incessantly joking father?

capital pun-ishment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoedle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Moldova named the biggest mall in its capital malldova
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jujumusk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I hate working for what I want. Capitalism has ruined everything. Every time I dip my pen in the company ink, nine months later my wife hires a new employee.

I need a Plan B.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/godkingmaker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Have you heard the joke about the capital building?

It's a riot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbt711
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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I once asked a Frenchman how far it was to the capital city of Malawi.

He replied 'Le long way'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS...

THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Moscow is the capital of black holes...

...because everything is Rushin' to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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if you wrote an essay about why capitalism was bad

would you gain or lose marks for not using capital letters...?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PedroHicko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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My friend asked me what the capital of Russia is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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What is capital city of universe

University

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeriousDirt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Why does rockstar, Brian Johnson go to the US capital to cool off?

Because there's an AC in DC.

(Someone improve this joke.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turn_ncough
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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"Hey Dad, what's the capital of Australia?"

"A"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yupitsnoone
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...

Every year it's Dublin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yourself2343
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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We all know who's the real enemy of capitalism...

the lowercases ._.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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A kid asked his dad to tell him about capitalism.

Dad: well, in a nutshell, it's a cashew.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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The Irish Capital is experiencing exponential population growth

It’s Dublin every day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ecuinir
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..

It earned the nickname Sin City!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Fluffy camels are evil in Pakistan’s capital. I know what your asking...

Is llama bad?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What do you call a faucet in the capital of Belgium?

A Brussels spout

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikev431
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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The capital of India received a large shipment of refrigerators for displaying meat but they were contaminated with coronavirus...

it was a lot of new deli cases

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtaldad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Not your normal format, but I have to share as I am pretty proud

For context I work in a prison as a nurse. The other nurses were looking up charges for one of the inmates and hes in for capital murder. One of the nurses asks, "Whats the difference between capital murder and just murder anyway?" to which I was quick to say "usually a bigger M"

I guess Ive been a dad too long now that it comes natural

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πŸ‘€︎ u/proygratoke
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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What’s the best way to get to the capital of Senegal? (From my 8 yr old son)

Dakar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kajikiwolfe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I have seen a number of pirates in the US Capital

I suppose they really like D.C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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If I ever need to know what state Juneau is the capital of

Allaskya

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What type of car believes in capital punishment?

A Musthang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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What’s the capital in France?

The F.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buffbigw76
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Why should you write β€œrepublican” in lower case?

Because they don’t deserve to be anywhere near the capital.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suff_succotash
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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The essence of capitalism is right there in the Pledge!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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What do a cab driver in Boston and a tourist in the capital of Bangladesh have in common?

They're both in Dhaka

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bandito210
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I'm surprised people in the Swedish capital are so reluctant to go on lockdown

You'd think they were used to being stuck home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhinosorcery
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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What is the egg capital of Japan?

Yolkohama!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scardeal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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I know it's too soon and still very controversial, but it's likely that the rioters may have the death penalty.

It was, after all, a Capitol offense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roguebuckeye
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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CAPITALISM
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Water-into-weed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Did you know Ariel was born in our nation's capital?

Under DC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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What’s with all the talk about horny bugs in Washington D.C.?

I keep hearing about the capital insect erection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ukimeouch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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When I was in the capital of South Korea, I bought new shoes pads...

I felt like a new man, walking about with my new inSeouls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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How do you call someone who overuses CAPITAL LETTERS?

Capitalist

My sincere apologies in advance πŸ˜‰

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SY7777
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?

Ireland. Every day it's Dublin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/69-nice420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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What country has the fastest growing capital?

Ireland, because it's always Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JacobSkrrrrt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What country capital has the fastest growing population?

Ireland, every day its... Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knowthe_numbers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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