Does anyone know why you are supposed to capitalize On A Bad Situation?
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Don't you HATE it when people Capitalize words sTrAnGeLy?
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︎ Feb 26 2020
The first rule of world domination is to always capitalize on your enemies mistakes
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︎ Nov 03 2018
What does the undertaker use to capitalize his letters when typing an essay?
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︎ Aug 15 2013
This is not a capital pun!
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︎ Jun 13 2020
What do we give an incessantly joking father?
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︎ Jan 12 2019
What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?
One does not simply walk into Mordor
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Moldova named the biggest mall in its capital malldova
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︎ Jan 25 2021
I hate working for what I want. Capitalism has ruined everything. Every time I dip my pen in the company ink, nine months later my wife hires a new employee.
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Have you heard the joke about the capital building?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
I once asked a Frenchman how far it was to the capital city of Malawi.
He replied 'Le long way'.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS...
THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Moscow is the capital of black holes...
...because everything is Rushin' to them.
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︎ Jan 13 2021
if you wrote an essay about why capitalism was bad
would you gain or lose marks for not using capital letters...?
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︎ Dec 10 2020
My friend asked me what the capital of Russia is
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︎ Sep 17 2020
What is capital city of universe
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Why does rockstar, Brian Johnson go to the US capital to cool off?
Because there's an AC in DC.
(Someone improve this joke.)
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︎ Jan 02 2021
"Hey Dad, what's the capital of Australia?"
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...
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︎ Oct 11 2020
We all know who's the real enemy of capitalism...
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︎ Nov 17 2020
A kid asked his dad to tell him about capitalism.
Dad: well, in a nutshell, it's a cashew.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
The Irish Capital is experiencing exponential population growth
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︎ Nov 04 2020
I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..
It earned the nickname Sin City!
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Fluffy camels are evil in Pakistanβs capital. I know what your asking...
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︎ Oct 25 2020
What do you call a faucet in the capital of Belgium?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
The capital of India received a large shipment of refrigerators for displaying meat but they were contaminated with coronavirus...
it was a lot of new deli cases
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Not your normal format, but I have to share as I am pretty proud
For context I work in a prison as a nurse. The other nurses were looking up charges for one of the inmates and hes in for capital murder. One of the nurses asks, "Whats the difference between capital murder and just murder anyway?" to which I was quick to say "usually a bigger M"
I guess Ive been a dad too long now that it comes natural
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︎ Mar 01 2021
Whatβs the best way to get to the capital of Senegal? (From my 8 yr old son)
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︎ Jul 26 2020
I have seen a number of pirates in the US Capital
I suppose they really like D.C.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
If I ever need to know what state Juneau is the capital of
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︎ Aug 20 2020
What type of car believes in capital punishment?
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︎ Jun 07 2020
Whatβs the capital in France?
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︎ Aug 10 2020
Why should you write βrepublicanβ in lower case?
Because they donβt deserve to be anywhere near the capital.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
The essence of capitalism is right there in the Pledge!
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︎ Apr 23 2020
What do a cab driver in Boston and a tourist in the capital of Bangladesh have in common?
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︎ Jul 11 2020
I'm surprised people in the Swedish capital are so reluctant to go on lockdown
You'd think they were used to being stuck home
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︎ Apr 23 2020
What is the egg capital of Japan?
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︎ Jun 28 2020
I know it's too soon and still very controversial, but it's likely that the rioters may have the death penalty.
It was, after all, a Capitol offense.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
CAPITALISM
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︎ Jan 25 2020
Did you know Ariel was born in our nation's capital?
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︎ Dec 05 2019
Whatβs with all the talk about horny bugs in Washington D.C.?
I keep hearing about the capital insect erection.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
When I was in the capital of South Korea, I bought new shoes pads...
I felt like a new man, walking about with my new inSeouls.
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︎ May 16 2020
How do you call someone who overuses CAPITAL LETTERS?
Capitalist
My sincere apologies in advance π
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︎ Nov 14 2019
Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it's Dublin
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︎ Sep 01 2020
What country has the fastest growing capital?
Ireland, because it's always Dublin.
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What country capital has the fastest growing population?
Ireland, every day its... Dublin.
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