This is not a capital pun!
What do we give an incessantly joking father?
What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?
One does not simply walk into Mordor
Moldova named the biggest mall in its capital malldova
Have you heard the joke about the capital building?
I once asked a Frenchman how far it was to the capital city of Malawi.
He replied 'Le long way'.
Moscow is the capital of black holes...
...because everything is Rushin' to them.
I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS...
THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.
if you wrote an essay about why capitalism was bad
would you gain or lose marks for not using capital letters...?
What is capital city of universe
Why does rockstar, Brian Johnson go to the US capital to cool off?
Because there's an AC in DC.
(Someone improve this joke.)
My friend asked me what the capital of Russia is
"Hey Dad, what's the capital of Australia?"
Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...
We all know who's the real enemy of capitalism...
A kid asked his dad to tell him about capitalism.
Dad: well, in a nutshell, it's a cashew.
The Irish Capital is experiencing exponential population growth
I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..
It earned the nickname Sin City!
Fluffy camels are evil in Pakistan’s capital. I know what your asking...
What do you call a faucet in the capital of Belgium?
The capital of India received a large shipment of refrigerators for displaying meat but they were contaminated with coronavirus...
it was a lot of new deli cases
What’s the best way to get to the capital of Senegal? (From my 8 yr old son)
I have seen a number of pirates in the US Capital
I suppose they really like D.C.
Why should you write “republican” in lower case?
Because they don’t deserve to be anywhere near the capital.
If I ever need to know what state Juneau is the capital of
What’s the capital in France?
What type of car believes in capital punishment?
Don't you HATE it when people Capitalize words sTrAnGeLy?
I know it's too soon and still very controversial, but it's likely that the rioters may have the death penalty.
It was, after all, a Capitol offense.
What do a cab driver in Boston and a tourist in the capital of Bangladesh have in common?
The essence of capitalism is right there in the Pledge!
I'm surprised people in the Swedish capital are so reluctant to go on lockdown
You'd think they were used to being stuck home
What’s with all the talk about horny bugs in Washington D.C.?
I keep hearing about the capital insect erection.
What is the egg capital of Japan?
Why did President Xi Jinping order the caplock keys to be removed from all Chinas computers?
Because he was afraid of Capitalism!
What do you call it when an investor becomes a bodybuilder?
Did you know Ariel was born in our nation's capital?
When I was in the capital of South Korea, I bought new shoes pads...
I felt like a new man, walking about with my new inSeouls.
How do you call someone who overuses CAPITAL LETTERS?
Capitalist
My sincere apologies in advance 😉
Typing in all lowercase...
should be capital murder.
ENTER A NEW PASSWORD “chicken” THE PASSWORD REQUIRES A CAPITAL!!!
Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it's Dublin
What country has the fastest growing capital?
Ireland, because it's always Dublin.
What country capital has the fastest growing population?
Ireland, every day its... Dublin.
Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
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