Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage and values.

Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name"!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29 2020
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Standing firm for family values
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Obviousbrosif
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No matter what values you teach your kids

German kids will always be kinder

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KyaUkhaadLegaBe
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What did the oil say when it crashed it's price into negative value?

Oil be back!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/woyteck
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20 2020
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I saw two policemen chasing a person who had just stolen a board game of little value.

It was a really trivial pursuit.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bittapread
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My bouncy castle has almost tripled in value since I bought it

It’s just another product of inflation

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MJspringer
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I opened a book and counted the average value of how many times the letters A to M appear in each page of the book. After getting the results, I threw them away.

They are only means to an N.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17 2019
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Liam Gallagher argued that soup was the best value meal you could get, because

You got a roll with it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/skilldan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22 2019
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Value
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StagMusic
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12 2019
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A great thing about communism is that your value is pre determined...

❀❀❀ And you're priceless ❀❀❀

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DiabolicPotato
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18 2019
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Never underestimate the value

of a good poofreader.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10 2019
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Crunchy roll with no ads! I got it for a great value πŸ˜‚ v.redd.it/mrjjia7tfmu21
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pablo014
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26 2019
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When my father left to buy cigarettes ten years ago, he forgot to put on his size 14 boots, and I'm keeping them because of the sentimental value.

That's why I'm still carrying around these huge daddy-shoes.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/djknutbanan
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08 2019
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I'm not kidding: for any value of s > 1, s = sΒ²

/s

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jonny_Segment
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23 2019
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Why blueberries don't embrace Western values?

Because they are antioxidant.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dekadense
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24 2019
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrBLARG85
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03 2019
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The one cent penny and other low-value currency are used very little these days.

It’s no coincidence.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LongneckBottles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24 2019
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My math teacher asked me to find the absolute value of 3512 - 6517sqrt(3) in my head.

Thats's just ab(surd).

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OoohTacos
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30 2018
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I have 2 coins in my hand with a total value of 6 cents, and one of the coins isn't a nickel.

The other one is.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/slowshot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09 2016
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My co-worker didn't see the value in patience

I work at a shipping company. We'll call it YouPS. Anyway, my coworker, Jose, sees a barbell and asks me, "Why do people order weights in the mail?" I said back to him "I don't know, Jose. I guess they figured they could weight for it."

He just stared with anger as I laughed too hard to myself.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/elcielo17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18 2015
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Don't trust assembly programs with a lot of immediately loaded values

They're full of li 's

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Comedynerd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25 2016
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Replacing a fuse box with a breaker box to add value to your house?

No one would re-fuse that!

  • Said by my brother-in-law to my uncle before Christmas dinner.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MisterWharf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26 2015
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What is the standerd German torque value?

gutentight

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yankee-bor
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