If I had to rate our solar system...

I'd give it one star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabereyn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Apparently Florida has the highest rate of infidelity in the country...

It's an unfortunate state of affairs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GIGA255
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Which part of Russia has the highest jailing rate?

Crimea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SD_Swift
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Rate my pun please (IG @the.punpage)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyledreeling10
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Full of Ο€-rates
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeamAnonymous8888
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, β€œYou’re an 8 on a scale of 10.”

I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youthfulcomrade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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My wife said on a scale of 1 to 10, she rates me an 11

I was so happy but then she told me it was a pH scale because I’m basic as hell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Pie rate
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shiv270506
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Pie rates of the Caribbean
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicBro16
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Pie rates
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dirt_T
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Why do tennis players have a high divorce rate?

Love means nothing to them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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The mods have a new way of improving the jokes we submit. They now add smell to all the jokes and rate them according to their odour. One mod adds some floral funniness, another tweaks them with sweet smile appeal and a third makes sure they contain a few obnoxious puns.

From now on no joke will be published without their scents of humour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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New report indicates widespread overheating at an alarming rate, mainly in stadiums

Must be the lack of fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loosebutt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Chinese synthesize new element which causes a 500% increase rate of panda mating

It's panda-moan-ium.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Psyched_to_Learn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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If I had to rate the Solar System

I would give it one star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amruxiii
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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If I had to rate our solar system

I'd give it 1 star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pjacob77
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Pi-rate this pun out of 10.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarc_avenger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Why did the second-rate toy plastic brick maker become obsessed?

Because he just couldn’t Lego.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeChump
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Seeing such high unemployment rate, I thought of making a joke about unemployed people

but none of them worked...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LopsidedVader
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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someone insulted me on my monitor's refresh rate,

right where it hertz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychoCow1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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The going rate is now 18% you Jerks!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RasTaGhul
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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It has been revealed that Germany has the lowest rate of Coronavirus in the world

It's because they wash their Hans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drezyb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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Turns out that the coronavirus is set to cost the world 2.5% of the global GDP if it continues at the rate it's going.

It's very influenzial on the worldwide market.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFillywonk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Today has been a great day so far. I rate it 10/10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheineken
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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My watch can call people, record my heart rate and even help me with my math

I have such a smart watch

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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My girlfriend just told me about a contraceptive that has a 100% success rate...

It's inconceivable!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nodnarb232001
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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A music project in the ghetto taught a lot of youngsters to play string instruments. The crime rate dropped significantly.

But now they have a lot of violins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arthur_Decosta
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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I’d rate this galaxy one star
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Electrokid08
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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If I had to rate our solar system

I would give it one star

(r/physicsmemes)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_i_like_potatoes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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I asked my friend to rate my listening skills and he said, "You're an 8 on a scale of 10"

Really don't understand why he told me to urinate on a skeleton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDPhoenix-8632
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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1st rate date
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jussymane
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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I rate this 1 star
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DReinholdtsen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Someone asked me to rate this galaxy

I said β€œone star”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Electrokid08
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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On a scale of 1 to 10, I would rate today

A solid 10/10

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πŸ‘€︎ u/worldcup09
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Did you know the population of Ireland is growing at a faster rate than any other country in the world?

It’s capital has been Dublin every year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ystad31
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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3.14% of sailors are Pi rates
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Headsup_Eyesdown
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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Penn's mother's sister had a pie shop. The menu was simply called "The pie rates of Penn's aunt."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ro_Yo_Mi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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How do I rate my new car?

I accele-rate it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trev2-D2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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If I had to rate our solar system.

I'd give it one star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wileydan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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If I had to rate our solar system,

I'd give it one star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/420_esketit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, β€œYou’re an 8 on a scale of 10.”

I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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If I had to rate the solar system

I would rate it one star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MidgetFucker420
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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If I had to rate the solar system...

I would rate it one star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConCon192
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackTMJones
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mau230404
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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