Don’t expose yourself to loud frequencies for too long...

Trust me, it Hz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitchinatr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What happens if you punch a frequency

It Hertz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsHR2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I would tell you a joke about frequency...

... but people always tell me it Hertz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatalcenturion
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What does it feel like to get hit by a wave frequency?

It hertz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShinyBoiTB
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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If your mom slaps you with high frequency

It Hertz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/korabdrg
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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What did Mr. Frequency say when he stubbed his toe?

"It Hertz!!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/White_Jester
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I got in a fight with frequency the other day

I lost and it still Hertz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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The frequency of rejection is measured in Hurtz
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sukeman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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I can’t stand high frequency noises.

It Hertz my ears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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What is the frequency of love?

8 Hertz

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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I'm clumsy and I have bump into things with alarming frequency.

About 6 hz a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h8monster0
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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I hope they practiced their frequency before going on stage (image is not mine)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aziz_a22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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When my classmate, Abhi, couldn’t remember what the unit of measurement of frequency was, he started thinking really hard.

My science teacher then said β€œAbhi, it looks like your head really hertz!”

This actually happened 2 minutes ago

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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I was studying frequency in my physics class.

Now my brain hertz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ballistic23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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Have you ever tried finding the frequency of a wave just by staring at it?

I have, it hertz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Xenocide-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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What's the frequency Kenneth?

Everybody Hz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SemolinaPilchards
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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The frequency of dad jokes has increased due to the family being around for Christmas.

My sister had a good one today at dinner.

We were all commenting about how my dad seems to be friends with a lot of plane pilots. My sister chimes in with "It's always good having friends in high places".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FerociousSalmon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2013
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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Frequency is so painful!

It Hertz!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-gem-524
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2016
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Whats the frequency kenneth?

Everybody Hz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SemolinaPilchards
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2015
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