Donβt expose yourself to loud frequencies for too long...

Trust me, it Hz.

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π€︎ u/Mitchinatr
π︎ Nov 26 2020
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What happens if you punch a frequency

It Hertz

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π€︎ u/itsHR2
π︎ Aug 27 2020
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I would tell you a joke about frequency...

... but people always tell me it Hertz

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π€︎ u/fatalcenturion
π︎ Nov 05 2020
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What does it feel like to get hit by a wave frequency?

It hertz

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π€︎ u/ShinyBoiTB
π︎ Jul 03 2020
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If your mom slaps you with high frequency

It Hertz

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π€︎ u/korabdrg
π︎ May 05 2020
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What did Mr. Frequency say when he stubbed his toe?

"It Hertz!!!!"

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π€︎ u/White_Jester
π︎ May 31 2020
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I got in a fight with frequency the other day

I lost and it still Hertz

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π︎ Feb 28 2020
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The frequency of rejection is measured in Hurtz
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π€︎ u/Sukeman
π︎ Sep 03 2019
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I canβt stand high frequency noises.

It Hertz my ears.

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π€︎ u/FinalCaveat
π︎ Jan 05 2020
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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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π︎ Nov 14 2019
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What is the frequency of love?

8 Hertz

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π︎ Feb 14 2020
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I'm clumsy and I have bump into things with alarming frequency.

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π€︎ u/h8monster0
π︎ Jan 31 2020
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I hope they practiced their frequency before going on stage (image is not mine)
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π€︎ u/aziz_a22
π︎ Apr 05 2019
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When my classmate, Abhi, couldnβt remember what the unit of measurement of frequency was, he started thinking really hard.

My science teacher then said βAbhi, it looks like your head really hertz!β

This actually happened 2 minutes ago

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π︎ Apr 26 2019
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I was studying frequency in my physics class.

Now my brain hertz.

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π€︎ u/Ballistic23
π︎ Oct 23 2018
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Have you ever tried finding the frequency of a wave just by staring at it?

I have, it hertz.

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π€︎ u/-Xenocide-
π︎ Nov 21 2018
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What's the frequency Kenneth?

Everybody Hz

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π€︎ u/SemolinaPilchards
π︎ Mar 15 2018
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The frequency of dad jokes has increased due to the family being around for Christmas.

My sister had a good one today at dinner.

We were all commenting about how my dad seems to be friends with a lot of plane pilots. My sister chimes in with "It's always good having friends in high places".

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π€︎ u/FerociousSalmon
π︎ Dec 20 2013
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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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π︎ Nov 04 2019
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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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π︎ Oct 31 2019
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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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π︎ Nov 09 2019
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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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π︎ Oct 26 2019
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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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π︎ Nov 13 2019
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Frequency is so painful!

It Hertz!

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π€︎ u/mr-gem-524
π︎ Dec 16 2016
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Whats the frequency kenneth?

Everybody Hz

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π€︎ u/SemolinaPilchards
π︎ Aug 16 2015
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