25 Hilarious Frequency Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Don’t expose yourself to loud frequencies for too long...

Trust me, it Hz.

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👤︎ u/Mitchinatr

📅︎ Nov 26 2020

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What happens if you punch a frequency

It Hertz

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👤︎ u/itsHR2

📅︎ Aug 27 2020

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I would tell you a joke about frequency...

... but people always tell me it Hertz

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👤︎ u/fatalcenturion

📅︎ Nov 05 2020

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What does it feel like to get hit by a wave frequency?

It hertz

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👤︎ u/ShinyBoiTB

📅︎ Jul 03 2020

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If your mom slaps you with high frequency

It Hertz

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👤︎ u/korabdrg

📅︎ May 05 2020

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What did Mr. Frequency say when he stubbed his toe?

"It Hertz!!!!"

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👤︎ u/White_Jester

📅︎ May 31 2020

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I got in a fight with frequency the other day

I lost and it still Hertz

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👤︎ u/Radish00

📅︎ Feb 28 2020

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The frequency of rejection is measured in Hurtz

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👤︎ u/Sukeman

📅︎ Sep 03 2019

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I can’t stand high frequency noises.

It Hertz my ears.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat

📅︎ Jan 05 2020

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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 14 2019

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What is the frequency of love?

8 Hertz

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👤︎ u/NotoriousHothead37

📅︎ Feb 14 2020

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I'm clumsy and I have bump into things with alarming frequency.

About 6 hz a day.

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👤︎ u/h8monster0

📅︎ Jan 31 2020

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I hope they practiced their frequency before going on stage (image is not mine)

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👤︎ u/aziz_a22

📅︎ Apr 05 2019

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When my classmate, Abhi, couldn’t remember what the unit of measurement of frequency was, he started thinking really hard.

My science teacher then said “Abhi, it looks like your head really hertz!”

This actually happened 2 minutes ago

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👤︎ u/TheHolyLordOfBacon

📅︎ Apr 26 2019

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I was studying frequency in my physics class.

Now my brain hertz.

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👤︎ u/Ballistic23

📅︎ Oct 23 2018

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Have you ever tried finding the frequency of a wave just by staring at it?

I have, it hertz.

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👤︎ u/-Xenocide-

📅︎ Nov 21 2018

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What's the frequency Kenneth?

Everybody Hz

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👤︎ u/SemolinaPilchards

📅︎ Mar 15 2018

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The frequency of dad jokes has increased due to the family being around for Christmas.

My sister had a good one today at dinner.

We were all commenting about how my dad seems to be friends with a lot of plane pilots. My sister chimes in with "It's always good having friends in high places".

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👤︎ u/FerociousSalmon

📅︎ Dec 20 2013

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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 04 2019

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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Oct 31 2019

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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 09 2019

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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Oct 26 2019

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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 13 2019

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Frequency is so painful!

It Hertz!

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👤︎ u/mr-gem-524

📅︎ Dec 16 2016

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Whats the frequency kenneth?

Everybody Hz

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👤︎ u/SemolinaPilchards

📅︎ Aug 16 2015

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