Now days, people don't use the name Lance very often
In medieval times, people were named Lance a lot
This happens way too often
I often worry about German sausages
Basically I fear the wurst.
Edit: thanks for my first award ya loonies ;)
I don't often tell dad jokes...
...but when I do he laughs.
I’ve been saying “mucho” to my Spanish friend a lot more often lately
People often ask me how I can play golf so much and still be so bad at it
If you mask debate too often, you might go blind.
My uncle's friend won the Olympic gold with an epee made from a disposable thin metal sheet often used in cooking...
It was a good aluminum foil
What do the British call a person who uses the toilet too often?
Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
How often does Halloween fall on a Saturday?
I've often heard icy is the easiest word to spell.
Looking at it now, I see why.
I don’t often tell dad jokes
But when I do, it’s because I’ve seen this damn post 50 million times in the last week, dear god get some creativity, but also, Dad usually laughs.
I often hide my personal stuff in an electric socket
It's a shocking place to find them
For a temp job I had to conduct surveys on the street and often times people would reluctantly comply disclaiming to "Keep it short please!"
So my question was: What do you know about dwarves?
I often wish I'd been adopted by gay parents.
So I could have twice as many dad jokes.
I often make mistakes telling Dad jokes.
I don’t often roll joints...
But when I do it’s usually my ankle
My co-worker Nicholas is rarely late for work meetings, but it often shows up within 2 minutes of the meeting start time
I guess he likes to show up in the nick of time.
Yesterday, one of my good friends told me that I often make people feel uncomfortable by violating their personal space.
It was an incredibly hurtful thing to say and it completely ruined our bath.
We often hear about the divine right of kings, but we should really be talking about the divine right of queens.
After all, queenliness is next to godliness.
How often do people who study scientific elements tell dad jokes?
My wife often complains that I'm a poor listener
But the truth is, I've a terrible sense of direction.
I always get lost in my thoughts.
My wife got angry because I quote Yoda too often.
How often does the Japanese supermarket restock their milk supply?
I don't often tell dad jokes.
But when I do he doesn't laugh. He's dead
Do Australians really say mate that often?
How often do meteor showers happen?
Pirates of yore would get a treasure chest off a looted vessel and often hear voices coming from the chest saying "yoo hoo!"
My wife says I change subjects too often when I'm talking to people.
I'm glad it rained today so I don't need to water the lawn. Anyone else feel like pizza for dinner?
In a village, far far away, two farmers often had a competition within themselves to see who harvests the most every 6 months.
After failing to win for about 9 times in a row, Jaime, hired a spy who will go and check Jack's harvest the night before the contest so he can harvest more. As the spy came back the night before, he informed the farmer Jaime about the amount that he saw inside Jack's yard but he was not able to tell the amount in exact. Jaime took the spy to his paddy field, gave him some extra money than what they initially agreed upon and said...
"You reap what you saw".
Guy walks into a sperm bank
Doctor says "will you get a load of this guy?"
I told this girl I was talking to that I like to race cars, she asked me if I win often
I said no, the cars are much faster
I’ll tell you what often gets over looked
My wife often compares me to Idris Elba.
She says: "You're nothing like Idris Elba"
people dying in hospitals often have such positive outlooks on what they can do.
Whenever I ask if they can do something it's always "Can sir."
I've put a wooden desk and a blackboard up in my bedroom.
I don’t often tell Dad jokes.
But when I do, he usually laughs.
I don't often tell dad jokes.
But when I do, he usually laughs.
I don't tell dad jokes often.
But whenever I do, he laughs.
I don't often tell dad jokes
I don’t often tell dad jokes
But when I do, he usually laughs
I don’t often tell dad jokes,
I don't often tell dad jokes.
But when I do, he laughs.
I’ve been saying “mucho” to my Spanish friend more often lately...
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