I’ve been saying “mucho” to my Spanish friend a lot more often lately
Yesterday, one of my good friends told me that I often make people feel uncomfortable by violating their personal space.
It was an incredibly hurtful thing to say and it completely ruined our bath.
How often do people who study scientific elements tell dad jokes?
I've often heard icy is the easiest word to spell.
Looking at it now, I see why.
How often do meteor showers happen?
Pirates of yore would get a treasure chest off a looted vessel and often hear voices coming from the chest saying "yoo hoo!"
In a village, far far away, two farmers often had a competition within themselves to see who harvests the most every 6 months.
After failing to win for about 9 times in a row, Jaime, hired a spy who will go and check Jack's harvest the night before the contest so he can harvest more. As the spy came back the night before, he informed the farmer Jaime about the amount that he saw inside Jack's yard but he was not able to tell the amount in exact. Jaime took the spy to his paddy field, gave him some extra money than what they initially agreed upon and said...
"You reap what you saw".
I’ll tell you what often gets over looked
My wife often compares me to Idris Elba.
She says: "You're nothing like Idris Elba"
people dying in hospitals often have such positive outlooks on what they can do.
Whenever I ask if they can do something it's always "Can sir."
I told this girl I was talking to that I like to race cars, she asked me if I win often
I said no, the cars are much faster
It's not very often I eat carpaccio or tartare.
In fact, I'd say it's extremely rare
Do Australians really say mate that often?
People have often told me that I should try to grow more as a person.
I’ve been trying for years, but I’m stuck at 6’-0”.
What starts with me, ends with me, and though often makes people laugh, will be the downfall of society?
Did you know? When painters aren't suffering they often play their triangle
That's because when you remove pain from painting all that remains is a *ting
My sister and I often laugh about how competitive we are
I don't make jokes about AOC very often.
I only make them Ocasio-nally.
I don't often tell Dad jokes..
But when I do, he scoffs, slaps me real hard and tells me not to f'kin repost.
I don't often tell Dad jokes.
It's because I haven't seen him in 15 years.
When I was in the Navy, I was often told to go to the rear of the ship...
How often to female prisoners get their period?
Only at the end of their sentence.
Why couldn't Humpty Dumpty often talk with the townspeople, after having his great fall?
He'd crack under the pressure
[True story] Doctor: how often do you suffer from headaches?
Me: every time I have a headache, I suffer.
When Sean Connery was a boy, people would often find him cleaning plates when they arrived.
His Mother would always turn around and say "dishes Sean Connery"
It doesn't matter if you get in car accidents often, or if you have never had one.
Either way you appear reckless
Spooning often leads to forking.
My computer often overheats due to RAMdom bullshit.
Why are lumberjacks often misunderstood?
They have a very strong axe-cent
How often people die from corona virus?
Not an expert, but only once i guess.
You don't often see "turtles" spelled T-U-R-D-l-e-s
because they're an endangered feces
What type of facial hair often has to leave in a hurry?
You don't often see English puns in Russia
Being a goat who jokes a lot I often get different responses.
But I prefer, "Take my upvote and leaf".
Which kind of popcorn is paranoid and gets bullied often?
I've being saying "mucho" more often while talking to my Hispanic friends.
How often should a person make a chemistry joke?
It’s surprising how often we take countertops for...
It's not often that I put an orange in my beer
It's usually only once in a Blue Moon.
I told my kids that girls would often "go out on a limb" for Andre the Giant.
Then I showed them that famous photo of the four ladies sitting on his arms outstretched. (The sub doesn't allow photos posted)
Why does the Dalai Llama go to Vegas so often?
As a chef, I often get asked questions. My friend asked me what my favourite sporting event was.
I said the Soup Herb Bowl.
my cousin doesnt often think before she cracks a joke
What starts with an E and ends with an E, but often only has one letter?
All over the world, people often lose their car keys.
Except in Boston, they lose their Khakis
How often do planes crash ?
Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
What is often at the beginning of a question
Why does untreated iron deficiency often cause someone to go insane?
It is a serious metal illness.
I just love how often reposted jokes rotate...
I often say to myself
I can't believe that cloning machine actually worked!
People often accuse me of "stealing other people's jokes" and "being a plagiarist".
Why are overeaters often unable to spare you much time?
They usually have a lot on their plate.
I think my wife is changing my son’s diaper too often.
The box says they are good for up to 14 pounds.
Why do dad jokes often use puns?
I used to get heartburn so often I named it Gavin. Me and Gav became good friends until I finally started taking medication.
Funny, sad, and too often true.
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond...
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
Geologists often take things for granite.
People often ask me if I know my Civil War era historical figures....
My response is usually "General Lee"
Recently, I have started gardening and started to plant all my herbs in alphabetical order. People often ask how I find the time.
I tell them “it’s next to the sage”
Restrooms in restaurants often have a sign saying "Employees must wash hands".
But after waiting hours, no one has ever helped me with mine!
Do you travel to Louisiana often?
I often tell my niece to listen, because hearing is the first thing you lose with aging.
Or was it memory? I can't remember.
People often ask me why I became an editor.
Well, to cut a long story short....
I’ve been saying “mucho” to my Spanish friend more often lately...
I don't often tell dad jokes.
But when I do, he laughs.
I don’t often tell dad jokes,
I don’t often tell dad jokes.
But when i do, he usually laughs
I’ve often heard that “icy” is the easiest word to spell
Looking at it now, I see why.
I don’t often tell dad jokes
But when I do, he usually laughs
Why are lumberjacks often misunderstood?
They have a very strong axe-cents
I've been saying "mucho" more often while talking to my hispanic friends
I don’t often tell Dad jokes.
But when I do, he laughs.
How often do I tell chemistry jokes
I don't often tell dad jokes
but when I do, he usually laughs.
I've often heard that "icy" is the easiest word to spell.
Looking at it now, I see why.
I don't often tell Dad jokes...
But when I do, he usually laughs.
Why does the Dalai Lama go to Vegas so often?
I've been saying mucho more often when talking to my Hispanic friends.
I’ve been saying saying Mucho more often to my Hispanic friends recently
How often do I make jokes about chemistry?
Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
How Often Do Planes Crash?
I’ve been saying “mucho” more often while talking to my hispanic friends.
I've been saying "mucho" around my Latino friends more often
I think it means a lot to them
I don’t often tell dad jokes...
Accordion to a recent survey replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
I don't put an orange in my beer often
Except maybe once in a Blue Moon
I don't often tell Dad jokes...
....but when I do, he laughs
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