Why are the prisons in Conneticut generally better?

Because they have con etiquette.

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DMI13th
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
🚨︎ report
Why are Northern people generally more rich?

Because there are so many snow banks around

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Geb69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
🚨︎ report
Puns about the body are generally corny,

But puns about the eye are cornea.

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/shareinagroove
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
🚨︎ report
I'm here to make a serious complaint about my local subway. Generally they do a good job, but I today I did an online order (so I didnt SEE them make anything). I didnt unwrap it in the store to check (because who does that), but when I got home it was absolutely not what I ordered.

Sorry, wrong sub.

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/johnblu5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
🚨︎ report
Generally, jokes on Einstein are relatively better than those on Newton.
πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/damn_joker10
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
🚨︎ report
Astronauts are generally better liars because...

They can literally make shit up

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/tytythedog
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
🚨︎ report
I don't generally tell dad jokes...

... but when I do, he still doesn't laugh.

πŸ‘︎ 3k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2017
🚨︎ report
They say 'buying stock in airlines is generally a bad idea'

But I made money out of Finnair.

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/piedssurmars
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
🚨︎ report
Generally I enjoy pushing the broom about.

That's a bit of a sweeping statement.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
🚨︎ report
Generally speaking...

Veni, vidi, vici

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/doogawl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
🚨︎ report
Celebrities with more fans are generally cooler

by at least 2Β°F

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/zergreport
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
🚨︎ report
I don't generally tell dad jokes...

...I tell them very specifically on Sunday, June 4th at 7:41 PM GMT.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DisabledFeature
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2017
🚨︎ report
I find that shark movies generally have

Quite fin storylines

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Domsome
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2013
🚨︎ report
I don't generally tell dad jokes...
πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ttblue
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2017
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.