14 Hilarious Generally Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why are the prisons in Conneticut generally better?

Because they have con etiquette.

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👤︎ u/DMI13th

📅︎ Feb 19 2021

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Why are Northern people generally more rich?

Because there are so many snow banks around

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👤︎ u/Geb69

📅︎ Dec 28 2020

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Puns about the body are generally corny,

But puns about the eye are cornea.

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👤︎ u/shareinagroove

📅︎ May 22 2020

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I'm here to make a serious complaint about my local subway. Generally they do a good job, but I today I did an online order (so I didnt SEE them make anything). I didnt unwrap it in the store to check (because who does that), but when I got home it was absolutely not what I ordered.

Sorry, wrong sub.

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👤︎ u/johnblu5

📅︎ Feb 13 2020

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Generally, jokes on Einstein are relatively better than those on Newton.

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👤︎ u/damn_joker10

📅︎ Feb 19 2019

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Astronauts are generally better liars because...

They can literally make shit up

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👤︎ u/tytythedog

📅︎ Feb 14 2020

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I don't generally tell dad jokes...

... but when I do, he still doesn't laugh.

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👤︎ u/TheHickoryDickoryDoc

📅︎ Jun 04 2017

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They say 'buying stock in airlines is generally a bad idea'

But I made money out of Finnair.

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👤︎ u/piedssurmars

📅︎ Jul 21 2019

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Generally I enjoy pushing the broom about.

That's a bit of a sweeping statement.

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👤︎ u/AlRedux

📅︎ Jun 18 2019

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Generally speaking...

Veni, vidi, vici

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👤︎ u/doogawl

📅︎ Feb 27 2019

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Celebrities with more fans are generally cooler

by at least 2°F

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👤︎ u/zergreport

📅︎ Jan 29 2019

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I don't generally tell dad jokes...

...I tell them very specifically on Sunday, June 4th at 7:41 PM GMT.

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👤︎ u/DisabledFeature

📅︎ Jun 04 2017

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I find that shark movies generally have

Quite fin storylines

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👤︎ u/Domsome

📅︎ Oct 08 2013

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I don't generally tell dad jokes...

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👤︎ u/ttblue

📅︎ Jun 04 2017

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