A list of puns related to "Jackson"
You don't stop till you get enough
He was a quarter Cherok-HEE-HEE!
Unfortunately the children were not pleased with that.
Now I can’t help but wonder if Annie really is ok.
She's a mother trucker.
I told him to beat it
Because he can't decide whether he wants to be black or white
He beats them
"Hey Michael Jackson, what's your favorite Japanese tank of World War II?"
(for non-hindi speakers, nacho means dance in hindi)
A Shamonarch, if you will.
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing"
Little Deb Hee! Hee!
My personal pronouns are He/Hee
It was a Thriller
Guess they're blaming it on the boogie.
They both go “hehe”
I told her to beat it.
Just bleat it.
Little Deb-hee hee.
a son of a beach
He used HeHelium
Due to lack of real estate options in their city, they all set up shop next door to each other. In order to convince customers to come to their store rather than one of the other Jacksons, they all put up signs to attract customers.
The one on the left puts up a sign that says "Jackson's clothing store (Best prices!)"
Not to be outdone, the one on the right puts up a sign that says "Jackson's clothing store (Best quality!)
The one in the middle thinks about it for a while, and eventually puts up a sign of his own.
"Jackson's clothing store (Main entrance).”
Michael asks: "Ani are you wookie? Ani are you wookie, are you wookie Ani?"
She says I am the Juan.
I said, “no, I’m Micheal Jack son”
Billy jeans hee hee
My preferred pronouns are He/Hee