The problem with Michael Jackson puns is
You don't stop till you get enough
What pronouns did Michael Jackson go by?
What did Micheal Jackson call his denim store?
Did you also know Michael Jackson was part Native American?
He was a quarter Cherok-HEE-HEE!
I recently did an impersonation of Michael Jackson.
Unfortunately the children were not pleased with that.
I heard Michael Jackson on the radio the other day…
Now I can’t help but wonder if Annie really is ok.
What would Michael Jackson be called if he was in HeMan.
What does Samuel L. Jackson's mom do for a living?
Some guy said Micheal Jackson was overrated
Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess?
Because he can't decide whether he wants to be black or white
How does Michael jackson prepare his eggs?
How did Michael Jackson revolutionize cooking in space?
Michael Jackson's favorite tank
"Hey Michael Jackson, what's your favorite Japanese tank of World War II?"
"The Chi-HE-HEE!"
What was Micheal Jackson's favourite snack?
Nachos!
(for non-hindi speakers, nacho means dance in hindi)
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop
A Shamonarch, if you will.
I've said it before and i'll say it again, Michael Jackson is not good.
What would Michael Jackson’s pronouns be?
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing"
What was Michael Jackson’s favorite treat?
I sexually identify as Michael Jackson
My personal pronouns are He/Hee
i saw Michael Jackson's performed once
I heard people are blaming imaginary evil spirits for Micheal Jackson's death.
Guess they're blaming it on the boogie.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
What do Michael Jackson and a helium molecule have in common?
My girlfriend told me she would to leave if I didn’t stop quoting Micheal Jackson songs.
I heard that Michael Jackson was GOAT
What snack cake brand does Michael Jackson eat?
What was Michael Jackson’s favorite kind of tuna?
What does Samuel L. Jackson call his dad?
what is another name for Percy Jackson?
How come Michael Jackson sings so high?
What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?
There were three guys named Jackson who were all in the clothing business.
Due to lack of real estate options in their city, they all set up shop next door to each other. In order to convince customers to come to their store rather than one of the other Jacksons, they all put up signs to attract customers.
The one on the left puts up a sign that says "Jackson's clothing store (Best prices!)"
Not to be outdone, the one on the right puts up a sign that says "Jackson's clothing store (Best quality!)
The one in the middle thinks about it for a while, and eventually puts up a sign of his own.
"Jackson's clothing store (Main entrance).”
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite type of butter
Michael Jackson meets Darth Vader.
Michael asks: "Ani are you wookie? Ani are you wookie, are you wookie Ani?"
[OC] Credit for the joke goes to my friend, Tom Jackson.
My Mexican girlfriend keeps telling me that I look like Michael Jackson.
Could say it’s a huge Micheal Jackson fan.
The only way to understand these is if you had read the Percy Jackson books
I was in a lucid dream yesterday. I told my mom after that I turned into Micheal Jackson. She said, “are you high, son?”
I said, “no, I’m Micheal Jack son”
Why did Michael Jackson buy a thrift store?
I sexually identify as Michael Jackson
My preferred pronouns are He/Hee
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns?
What did Michael Jackson call his denim store?
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