What pronouns did Michael Jackson go by?
When Michael Jackson was alive he was so certain he identified as a male....
...he went by the pronoun he/he
Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess?
Because he can't decide whether he wants to be black or white
How did Michael Jackson revolutionize cooking in space?
Michael Jackson's favorite tank
"Hey Michael Jackson, what's your favorite Japanese tank of World War II?"
"The Chi-HE-HEE!"
How does Michael jackson prepare his eggs?
The problem with Michael Jackson puns is
You don't stop till you get enough
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop
A Shamonarch, if you will.
I've said it before and i'll say it again, Michael Jackson is not good.
What would Michael Jackson’s pronouns be?
What was Michael Jackson’s favorite treat?
i saw Michael Jackson's performed once
I sexually identify as Michael Jackson
My personal pronouns are He/Hee
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
What do Michael Jackson and a helium molecule have in common?
I heard that Michael Jackson was GOAT
What snack cake brand does Michael Jackson eat?
What was Michael Jackson’s favorite kind of tuna?
How come Michael Jackson sings so high?
Michael Jackson meets Darth Vader.
Michael asks: "Ani are you wookie? Ani are you wookie, are you wookie Ani?"
What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?
My Mexican girlfriend keeps telling me that I look like Michael Jackson.
Why did Michael Jackson buy a thrift store?
What did they tell Michael Jackson’s son when he asked why he had to go everywhere with a bodyguard.
I've only got three albums in my collection. Two by Meatloaf and one by Michael Jackson.
Two out of three ain't Bad
How did Michael Jackson know when his girlfriend was having a good time during sex?
Have you played that Michael Jackson game yet?
It's a thriller, but I can't seem to beat it
Michael Jackson was made of Helium atoms.
For the french speaking people : Michael Jackson était mal dans sa peau ...
... encore faut-il que ce soit la sienne !
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
What is Michael Jackson's favorite pair of shoes
So I heard Michael Jackson was accused of child abuse
I guess you could say those kids where hit by a smooth criminal.
How do you contact Michael Jackson?
A guy walked up to me and told me to do a Michael Jackson impression.
I sexually identify as Michael Jackson
My preferred pronouns are He/Hee
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns?
What did Michael Jackson call his denim store?
I sexually identify as Michael Jackson.
What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?
What molecule is like Michael Jackson?
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