Guinness World Records Puns

A list of puns related to "Guinness World Records"

I want to get myself in the guinness world records for the oldest man alive, but it's taking me a long time
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👤︎ u/Panda2377
📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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My penis was in the Guinness book of world records.

Then the librarian told me to take it out.

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👤︎ u/trace826621
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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My penis was once on the Guinness book of world records

And now I'm no longer allowed in the library

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👤︎ u/dewalt6132
📅︎ Oct 25 2018
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My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.

He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone’s throw away, in fact.

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👤︎ u/johnnydarko-
📅︎ Oct 15 2018
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My penis was recently in the Guinness Book of World records

At least until the Librarian caught me.

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👤︎ u/Retro-Camel420
📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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