The Covid19 situation has been particularly stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear social distancing measures will push someone over the edge.
Why does a space rock taste nicer than an earth rock?
It’s a little meteor.
(Not a dad. But I told this to my dad and he approved)
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t even well rounded.
I like the way earth rotates.
To prove he was right, the "flat earther" walked to the end of the Earth
He eventually came around
I was feeling depressed. So my wife put her hand on my shoulder and said "Earth."
That meant the world to me.
Saw a fish riding a bicycle the other day. Shocked, and curious, I asked it, “How on earth is this possible‽” Fish looked at me and said:
Nothing, silly. Fish don’t talk.
The Earth without art is..
How does the Earth keep itself clean ?
For Intelligent, Down-to-Earth People.
If we got rid of the Earth's core,
it would be dismantling to our infrastructure.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
The earth's rotation really makes my day.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
Say what you will about anti-vaxxers, flat earthers and young earth Creationists, at least they all have a good conscience...
...especially as they constantly come out with tons of con-science.
The Earth without 'art'...
My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
They just found a planet practically identical to earth, but it has two suns.
How do we know that the earth isn't flat?
If it was, cats would have knocked everything off the edge already.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star
What would a 'magical (chain)saw which can sprint' be called in the realm of Middle-Earth?
If you place all currently living people on the equator around the Earth,
at equal distance from each other,
most of them would get wet and some will surely drown
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around, eventually.
Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?
It's pasteurized before you even see it.
I'm starting to believe this 'flat earth' thing...
... every photo I've seen of the earth is flat!
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
What did the aliens say when they came down to earth?
Gday mate, how you goin?
Turns out they were Australiens
The pointiest part of the earth
Scientists got bored after watching the Earth turn after 24 hours
Today, I got kicked out of my "Flat Earth" Facebook group...
I just wanted to know if the '6 feet apart' social distancing guideline was pushing anyone over the edge.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
There are very few left-handed people on Earth.
But I think that’s all right.
I'm worried about my friends in the Flat Earth club
Social distancing has really pushed some of them over the edge.
Turns out there’s a group of people who believe the earth is just a rented apartment from galactic British overlords
Fungi have thrived on Earth for more than 400 million years
You know what they say... history favors the mold.
An alien came down to Earth the other day, stepped out of his spaceship and said, "G'day cobber! Let's start a barby and throw some shrimp on! Strewth!".....
....he was an Austr-alien
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
Why is moon rock tastier than earth rock?
The rotation of the earth
The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
I love the way the earth rotates
I got an email from Google saying "At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!" and I thought;
I love how the Earth rotates
The rotation of Earth
.... really makes my day.