The Covid19 situation has been particularly stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear social distancing measures will push someone over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MissMoops
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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Why does a space rock taste nicer than an earth rock?

It’s a little meteor.

(Not a dad. But I told this to my dad and he approved)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValkyrieAssassin1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.

I mean, the arguments for it aren’t even well rounded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedShirtCashion
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Why is moon rock tastier than earth rock?

It's a little meteor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michealdesanto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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I like the way earth rotates.

It really makes my day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/romeo_rocks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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To prove he was right, the "flat earther" walked to the end of the Earth

He eventually came around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I was feeling depressed. So my wife put her hand on my shoulder and said "Earth."

That meant the world to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bombsaway1083
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Saw a fish riding a bicycle the other day. Shocked, and curious, I asked it, β€œHow on earth is this possible‽” Fish looked at me and said:

Nothing, silly. Fish don’t talk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martianrome
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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The Earth without art is..

just eh!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amar610
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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How does the Earth keep itself clean ?

With a meteor shower

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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For Intelligent, Down-to-Earth People.

If we got rid of the Earth's core, it would be dismantling to our infrastructure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoelCZVC
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What does Earth get on Earth day ?

A birthday quake !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kshawshank
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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The earth's rotation really makes my day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.

I know she means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Earth Science

Rocks!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Say what you will about anti-vaxxers, flat earthers and young earth Creationists, at least they all have a good conscience...

...especially as they constantly come out with tons of con-science.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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The Earth without 'art'...

....is 'EH'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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The rotation of the earth

Really makes my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elminster2031
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...

"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebikerdad
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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They just found a planet practically identical to earth, but it has two suns.

It’s a constant sun set.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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How do we know that the earth isn't flat?

If it was, cats would have knocked everything off the edge already.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?

They read the reviews... only one star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tawzeeh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What would a 'magical (chain)saw which can sprint' be called in the realm of Middle-Earth?

Sauron

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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If you place all currently living people on the equator around the Earth,

at equal distance from each other,

...

most of them would get wet and some will surely drown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/username_matches
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sur5er
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?

Shakespeare

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2035502855jr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.

He’ll come around, eventually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MohanBhargava
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?

It's pasteurized before you even see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I'm starting to believe this 'flat earth' thing...

... every photo I've seen of the earth is flat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fhogrefe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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What type of elements know everybody on earth?

Met-all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/severelampwatcher
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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What did the aliens say when they came down to earth?

Gday mate, how you goin?

Turns out they were Australiens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flaxsee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I love the way the earth rotates

It really makes my day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/memerijen200
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I got an email from Google saying "At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!" and I thought;

"That's just spam!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jahnatan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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The pointiest part of the earth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suyesh_Shrestha
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Scientists got bored after watching the Earth turn after 24 hours

So they called it a day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kobykins
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Today, I got kicked out of my "Flat Earth" Facebook group...

I just wanted to know if the '6 feet apart' social distancing guideline was pushing anyone over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuckDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, β€œWhy does earth fall down like that?”

His dad answers, β€œIt’s terrain.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ellegirl82091
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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There are very few left-handed people on Earth.

But I think that’s all right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sudoku12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I'm worried about my friends in the Flat Earth club

Social distancing has really pushed some of them over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JhopkinsWA
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Turns out there’s a group of people who believe the earth is just a rented apartment from galactic British overlords

damn flat earthers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lurebat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Fungi have thrived on Earth for more than 400 million years

You know what they say... history favors the mold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bamboo-harvester
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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An alien came down to Earth the other day, stepped out of his spaceship and said, "G'day cobber! Let's start a barby and throw some shrimp on! Strewth!".....

....he was an Austr-alien

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KCL80
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What a down to Earth guy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainJon720
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.

Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-Seabear
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?

It keeps the oceans tidy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknoid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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I love how the Earth rotates

It makes my day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martmartm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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The rotation of Earth

.... really makes my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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