What did the volcano say to his wife?

I lava you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holysitkit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What does a baby volcano say to his volcano mother?

Magma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GardenData61371
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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What did the dad volcano say to his son?

I lava you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I believe the latest volcano eruption...

...was an inside job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vulcandrifter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Never drop a volcano rock on your foot...

...You'll Krakatoa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/headexpl0dy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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How do volcanos feel about jokes?

They LAVA good joke!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snel6424
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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What volcano has caused the most foot injuries?

Krakatoa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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I want to marry an erupting volcano

They are lavaly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davis482
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Who would want to take a ring to a volcano? πŸ’ ➑️ πŸŒ‹

Elijah Would

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grundy-Buns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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An alternative to dormant volcano reddit.com/r/CrazyIdeas/c…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DBrownGames
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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What happened to the bank on top of the volcano?

It went bank-erupt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaximumPollution
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Why doesn't anyone want to be friends with a volcano?

Volcanoes are massive ashholes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TXBarbarian
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2017
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[request] Pun about christmas with the word "Sulfur" or "Volcano"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elite4caleb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2017
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Need help - answer to Volcano joke

What is the answer to 'why you should never trust volcanoes?'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cabton
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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What is the first word that baby volcano says?

Magma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koljap7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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What's a Volcano's favorite dessert?

BakLava

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dante_Elephante
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2016
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What did the volcano say to his girlfriend?

I lava you and think you're so hot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Exos_VII
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2018
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What did the mama volcano say to the baby volcano when it wet the bed?

It's ok you are just incontinent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aardvarkheart
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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What do you call a toilet perched on top of an active volcano?

The lavatory

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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What’s a Frenchman’s favorite part of a volcano?

The oh la la lava!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eliza_Swain
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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How does a volcano greet at a snowman?

nice to melt you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultimatedraex
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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What happened when the last European volcano erupted?

It Bratislava.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iTubbs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2017
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Why did people think the volcano was funny?

It was full of laugh-va.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hephsters
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2017
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If a volcano gets good grades in college...

...does it graduate magma cum laude?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h1ppophagist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2012
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Did you see the volcano in South America that blew its top?

With all of the cloud cover, it must be Chile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LectureModeOff
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2015
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What did the volcano say to his wife?

I lava you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamer-Citrus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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