What do you sometimes find on the face of a volcano?
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︎ Jun 03 2021
Did you hear about the St Vincent volcano?
It was a big ash explosion
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︎ Apr 12 2021
I was telling this joke about a volcano today at work.
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︎ May 02 2021
People began paying the Hawaiian volcano goddess to lie down from time to time
They're calling it a pay lay
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︎ Apr 25 2021
What happens when you try to kick a volcano?
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︎ Mar 24 2021
My son's science fair entry was a volcano made of a fat product from rendering the fatty tissue of a pig. My son's fat teacher waddled around everywhere when he set it off...
The lard ash was everywhere!
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︎ Mar 02 2021
What did the volcano say to earth?
Iβm going to explode if you donβt stop pressuring me.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
What did the volcano say to his wife?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
What does a baby volcano say to his volcano mother?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
What did the dad volcano say to his son?
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︎ Jan 14 2020
Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I believe the latest volcano eruption...
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︎ Dec 11 2019
How do volcanos feel about jokes?
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︎ Jun 21 2019
Never drop a volcano rock on your foot...
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︎ Jan 15 2020
I want to marry an erupting volcano
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︎ Sep 12 2019
What volcano has caused the most foot injuries?
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︎ Sep 22 2019
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︎ Feb 14 2019
Who would want to take a ring to a volcano? π β‘οΈ π
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︎ Apr 30 2019
Why doesn't anyone want to be friends with a volcano?
Volcanoes are massive ashholes.
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︎ Jun 17 2017
What happened to the bank on top of the volcano?
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︎ Jun 02 2019
[request] Pun about christmas with the word "Sulfur" or "Volcano"
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︎ Oct 02 2017
What's a Volcano's favorite dessert?
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︎ Dec 09 2016
Need help - answer to Volcano joke
What is the answer to 'why you should never trust volcanoes?'
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︎ Dec 26 2018
What did the volcano say to his girlfriend?
I lava you and think you're so hot
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︎ Jan 08 2018
What is the first word that baby volcano says?
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︎ Sep 07 2018
What do you call a toilet perched on top of an active volcano?
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︎ Jul 09 2018
What did the mama volcano say to the baby volcano when it wet the bed?
It's ok you are just incontinent.
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︎ Oct 14 2018
Whatβs a Frenchmanβs favorite part of a volcano?
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︎ Oct 07 2018
How does a volcano greet at a snowman?
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︎ Jun 04 2018
What happened when the last European volcano erupted?
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︎ Jun 03 2017
Why did people think the volcano was funny?
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︎ Oct 22 2017
If a volcano gets good grades in college...
...does it graduate magma cum laude?
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︎ Sep 08 2012
Did you see the volcano in South America that blew its top?
With all of the cloud cover, it must be Chile.
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︎ Apr 23 2015
What did the volcano say to his wife?
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︎ Jun 27 2018
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