What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?

Saturn Uranus.

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Why didn't Jupiter know about Zeus?

He was Mythinformed.

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Scientist have just found out that Jupiter does not experience earthquakes

It experience jupiterquakes

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'Where is Mars, by Jupiter?!' roared the Roman astronomer.

His colleague said, 'yes'.

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Do y’all think, when the name Jupiter was suggested, someone said it had a nice ring to it?
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How does Jupiter hold up it's weight? With A-Steroid Belt.
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Day and night
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Literally real life Star Wars bruhh...
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Planetary pop quiz

"What's the closest planet to our sun?"

"Uh, Mercury."

"Correct! What's the biggest planet?"


"Right again! Now, think carefully.. What's the smelliest planet?"

"Uhh. I dunno..."


"Oh god, Dad! Stop!"


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My dad (grandpa): I'm having the solar guy come over today, we're going to redo the whole system.

Me (dad): You're going to redo the whole solar system?

My dad: Yeah, we're gonna put in a new transformer and replace some cable and add some panels.

Me: But where are you gonna put Jupiter?

My son: Daaaaaad!

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What did Earth say to the other planets?

Wow, you guys have no life.

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A Planetary Conversation:

"Hey Venus, you see that planet over there?" - Earth "Yeah, what about it?" - Venus "Do you think he likes to watch the sun rise and set like us? He's so far away..." - Earth "Well Maybe he needs to Neptune in with the rest of us." - Venus "Did you just make a planet pun...?" - Earth "Don't Saturn this around on me, I'm hot and flustered all the time" - Venus "I guess you could say your Mercury's rising...snickers" - Jupiter

"GOD DAMNIT" - Earth

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Gimmie five!

Up high!

Down low!

(No, I am not too slow, come on dad, oldest trick in the book!)

In space!

(No, I will not get it "in the face"! Geez, dad.)

On Mars!

(Where is he going with this?)

On Jupiter!

(He wouldn't.)

On Uranus!

(He did.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quackdamnyou
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Daughter was asking about planets....

... she asked me, "are any hot?"

I said, "Yes, Mercury and Venus are hot because they are so close to the sun."

She asked, "Are any cold?"

"Yes, the ones outside our orbit are cold. Mars, Jupiter and so on."

"What color are they?", she asked...

"Well, the Earth is blue and green, Mars is red because of iron, Jupiter has a cool red spot..."

"What color is Uranus?"

.... .... ....

"It's brown, and very windy."

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A dad joke of astronomical proportion

A friend an I were driving home when I noticed two bright stars in the sky I knew to be planets.

Me: "Do you know what planets those are?"

Him: "I don't know... Mars and Venus?".

Me: "I'm pretty sure they're Venus and Jupiter"

Him: "Yeah, I had no idea. I just pulled two planet names out of my..."

Me: "Uranus?"

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