Saturn Uranus.
He was Mythinformed.
It experience jupiterquakes
His colleague said, 'yes'.
"What's the closest planet to our sun?"
"Uh, Mercury."
"Correct! What's the biggest planet?"
"Jupiter!"
"Right again! Now, think carefully.. What's the smelliest planet?"
"Uhh. I dunno..."
"Uranus!"
"Oh god, Dad! Stop!"
Lulz
Me (dad): You're going to redo the whole solar system?
My dad: Yeah, we're gonna put in a new transformer and replace some cable and add some panels.
Me: But where are you gonna put Jupiter?
My son: Daaaaaad!
Wow, you guys have no life.
"Hey Venus, you see that planet over there?" - Earth "Yeah, what about it?" - Venus "Do you think he likes to watch the sun rise and set like us? He's so far away..." - Earth "Well Maybe he needs to Neptune in with the rest of us." - Venus "Did you just make a planet pun...?" - Earth "Don't Saturn this around on me, I'm hot and flustered all the time" - Venus "I guess you could say your Mercury's rising...snickers" - Jupiter
"GOD DAMNIT" - Earth
Up high!
Down low!
(No, I am not too slow, come on dad, oldest trick in the book!)
In space!
(No, I will not get it "in the face"! Geez, dad.)
On Mars!
(Where is he going with this?)
On Jupiter!
(He wouldn't.)
On Uranus!
(He did.)
... she asked me, "are any hot?"
I said, "Yes, Mercury and Venus are hot because they are so close to the sun."
She asked, "Are any cold?"
"Yes, the ones outside our orbit are cold. Mars, Jupiter and so on."
"What color are they?", she asked...
"Well, the Earth is blue and green, Mars is red because of iron, Jupiter has a cool red spot..."
"What color is Uranus?"
.... .... ....
"It's brown, and very windy."
A friend an I were driving home when I noticed two bright stars in the sky I knew to be planets.
Me: "Do you know what planets those are?"
Him: "I don't know... Mars and Venus?".
Me: "I'm pretty sure they're Venus and Jupiter"
Him: "Yeah, I had no idea. I just pulled two planet names out of my..."
Me: "Uranus?"
