I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon.

Neil before me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mooshoopork4
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

I’ll take that ban now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archit14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05
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Son: β€œHey dad, can you guess what is worse than no moon?”

Dad: β€œno sun?”

Son: β€œyou don’t even want to take a guess?”

Dad: β€œno sun!”

Son: β€œyou’re so stubborn, the answer is no sun”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/husbus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26
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SON: β€œHey, Dad! This newspaper says the moon is going broke.”

DAD: β€œWhy is it going broke?” SON: β€œThe paper says it’s going into its last quarter.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HagOrMan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13
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Just went to a restaraunt on the moon

Wouldn't go again no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heavenlygazer21
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE RESTAURANT ON THE MOON?

GREAT FOOD.... NO ATMOSPHERE

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26
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I was gonna moon all of reddit

Thought you might find that a bit cheeky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15
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The tide ebbed as the moon set in the west...

I made a mental note to pick up more detergent next time I'm in town.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05
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I hear that Neil Armstrong was very comfortable when he landed on the Moon.

And from the pictures I saw, his suit does seem like it has a lot of space inside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperDave-1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20
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I made this little Honeymoon pin, get it? Honey- moon? hope you like it! (:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElTamagotchi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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Why is the moon feeling less popular?

There’s no buzz around it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unlucky_genius
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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Why does a moon rock taste better then an earth rock?

Because there a littler meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/talpa710
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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NASA found a full body skeleton on the moon!

Turns out the cow didn’t make it all the way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The420Wizard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05
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Did you know the Apollo 11 astronauts arm wrestled to decide who would be the first man on the moon?

Neil won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jazzysax241
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19
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How does the moon give the sun a great hairdo?

Eclipse it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whymustudodat
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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This administration is aiming to put a woman on the moon by 2024

Boobs on the moon 2024

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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What does the moon do when his hair gets too long?

Eclipse it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChickenDicken
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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What do astronauts wear on the Moon?

Apollo shirt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Allgen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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It's the Year of the Moon

Hindsight is 2020

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?

It’s just a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingInTheNorth57
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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Why did the moon go to the bank?

To change its quarters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siix0_beautiixo
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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The moon went totally dark the other night.

Don't worry though. It's just a phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Writingenuity
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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I went to the restaurant on the moon the other day.

The food was out of this world but there was little atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/12cheese21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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Have you heard about the resturant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hemihilex
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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That's no moon!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TacoKing7744
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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I have a joke about a mission to the moon, but it's really bad...

I Apollo-gize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maud_brijeulin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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What does the moon do when he needs a haircut?

'e clips

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Glasseyeroses
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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Did you hear about the scientists who discovered there are bank clerks on the moon?

They saw them through their teller-scopes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaron2571
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.

Neil before me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akashdas323
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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I used to be really into the full Moon

Turns out it was just a phase

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gorflindal
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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Why is the dark side of the moon dry?

Because the other side has all the moonshine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gardeningnovice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

There's great food, but no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BatGirl2011
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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Did you hear about that restaurant on the moon?

The food’s great, but there’s no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That-Big-Man-J
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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I met Buzz Aldrin once and asked how he felt being the second man on the moon...

"Well…" he said. "It could have been anyone. Right up until we landed, we hadn't decided who would be first out the door. Then, once we touched down, Neil suggested we flip for it."

"And he won?" I said.

"Well, no…" he mumbled. "The coin was still in the air when Neil jumped down the ladder, the big jerk."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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A credit union in a Moon colony could be appropriately called Apollo Lunar Lender.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kngfbng
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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Why doesn't the moon shave?

Because it waxes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Light_bulbnz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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Did you know, some fleas spend their lives jumping for the moon?

Lunar-tics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanhauser10
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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What do you call a rampaging cow under the full moon?

Udder lunacy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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You know, sometimes, as I lie in bed, looking up into the great night sky, counting each star and watching the moon slowly float by, I think to myself:

"Where the fuck is my roof?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucasAllenSimms
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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I've heard that Neil Armstrong used to tell really boring jokes about the moon that nobody understood.

I guess you had to be there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MazzukaMy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?

When it's full.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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You would think the Earth is best, but the moon runs rings around it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Barktf2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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im buzz Aldrin,second man on the moon

Neil before me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bribonzuelo92
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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Original music from a future moon colony should be called "Lunie Tunes"

Cartoons can be "Moonie Toonz"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robbedbymyxbox
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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What’s the difference between an Oklahoman marsupial and a conspirator who lives on the moon?

One is a Sooner lemur and the other is a lunar schemer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomato_soup_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Will there ever be restaurants on the moon?

Personally I think the food would be good but there wouldn't be a good atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burtonbrandont
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon...

The food is good but there's no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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If The Moon Was A Disco

There would definitely be Panic at the disco

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RazKidsThough
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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Yesterday two astronauts got lost on the dark side of the moon. It was cold and scary, but

on the bright side they had a blast playing in the craters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconaboot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mutedloquacity
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Canada is planning a mission to the moon

We're calling our spaceship the Apollo-G.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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I got lost on the dark side of the moon the other day. It was cold and scary, but

on the bright side the craters were a lot of fun to explore!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconaboot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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My son identifies as a crescent moon.

I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titsonafish
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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If the moon is made of cheese, why doesn't it go bad?

Pasteuroids

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spectrum-Art
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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What really happened during the moon landing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RepCheese
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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My daughter asked me who is older, the sun or the moon.

When I answered that the sun was older, she said: "The moon is older because she can go out at night" Well played.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucasagostini
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moleyboii
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna tick

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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When you look at the sky and see the moon

You're looking at a subtle light

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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What do you call a meal from the moon?

A satellite dish

πŸ‘︎ 189
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyborgcolin
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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What do you call a person really crazy about the moon

A lunatic

πŸ‘︎ 13
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πŸ‘€︎ u/asian_despot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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What do you think walking on the moon is like?

Not very impactful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/modell92
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.

Becuase it was full

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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Why is the moon so conceited at times?

It becomes full of itself.

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Have you heard about the new restaurant in moon?

Good food, but no atmosphere.

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tumppez
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Have you heard about that new restaurant on the moon?

The food was great, but there was no atmosphere πŸ˜ͺ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmarrie99
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.

Damn lunatics.

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/parandexical
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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What do you call a 100-year old who moons you when skinny-dipping every day?

An Oldie butt, bares repeating.

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavideoandPhoto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?

No, but a "good eye might".

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/seudonim
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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When a moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SiLifino
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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The moon landing is obviously fake

Like c’mon the moon is still up there. It never landed.

πŸ‘︎ 57
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JepsiCola243
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food but no atmosphere

πŸ‘︎ 48
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Il-lupo-del-sud-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17
🚨︎ report
How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11
🚨︎ report
How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it

πŸ‘︎ 18
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryCoolPerson1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

πŸ‘︎ 68
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dani_SF
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UsedClimate
πŸ“…︎ May 05
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, No atmosphere...

πŸ‘︎ 23
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mark7227
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, NO ATMOSPHERE

πŸ‘︎ 46
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Chanel_Lackaday
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
🚨︎ report
How does the moon cut its hair?

Eclipse it.

πŸ‘︎ 75
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImInJeopardy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
🚨︎ report
How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

πŸ‘︎ 29
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Powerhouse_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
🚨︎ report
How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

πŸ‘︎ 107
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JenkinMan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the restaurant on the Moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

πŸ‘︎ 36
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShrekuLater
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
🚨︎ report
How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Lockdoggs15
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
🚨︎ report
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

πŸ‘︎ 28
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wotmate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
🚨︎ report
My son identifies as a crescent moon. I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.
πŸ‘︎ 4k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/olafminesaw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
🚨︎ report
How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

There’s great food, but no atmosphere.

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/theOG-MrSiR
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
🚨︎ report
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere!

πŸ‘︎ 22
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/horoblast
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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