Are you seriously over the moon?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wolemercy
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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Hi there, I'm Buzz Aldrin, the second person to ever walk on the moon..

Neil before me..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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Is an insect that comes from the moon....

A Luna Tick ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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Restaurant on the Moon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/squerly201
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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I was going to the moon on vacation and I read it gets to -280 degrees at night,

I might need a space heater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cI0ks
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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We're all steakholders in these incidents. Corporations need to beef up security or these costs will go over the moon. Criminals can't get used to CEOs chickening out and paying. theguardian.com/food/2021…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Bend5385
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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How does the moon cut it's hair?

Eclipse it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OffDutyTaoist
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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Is the man in the moon naturally bald?

No eclipse it.

Actual dad joke told during the lunar eclipse this morning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/willworkforjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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What is grey, has four legs, howls at the moon, and eats cement?

A wolf...

I just added the cement to make it hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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Did you know they found water on the moon?

But only when it’s waning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SubstantialBelly6
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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They say people get a little crazy when it is a full moon,

But when it’s crescent... it’s true lunar C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supercman99
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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My neighbour got bit by a female deer and starts acting like one on a full moon...

What a were-doh...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaswolf
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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My son grows a lot of fur and manufactures products of art or craft on nights when the moon is full...

He is a ware wolf!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oreisan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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A new restaurant opened in my town called The Moon

The food is terrific but there's no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quantity_Weary
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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The moon is full tonight, do you think he eats too much?

No, it’s just a phase

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LTenaciouSD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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Why did the Moon Restaurant fail?

The food was decent, but there was no atmosphere whatsoever

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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I was outside, laying down, at night, admiring the stars and the moon

Then it dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pineappleninja91
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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Dude, did you see the full moon last night?

It was totally lit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juevolitos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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I have a friend who is convinced that you can find water on the moon.

I said "That's lunacy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorJoss
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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What did the dad say to his son when he became afraid of the full moon?

"Don't worry! It's just a phase it's going through!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours.

They decided to call it a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saiyyanwarrior
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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What happens to Werewolf's house when its the full moon?

It becomes a warehouse.

Credit to Haldzur, the newest dad in our party.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eagle_Vision_13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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I like going out during a full moon...

...but my lycanthropy gives me pause.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreeBroccoli
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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Saw Buzz Aldrin today. Told my friend that he was the second man on the moon.

Neil before him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FredererPower
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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I promised my new girlfriend the sun, the moon and the stars....

So, I took her to the planetarium.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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My kids recently been super obsessed with the moon and my wife is starting to get worried.

I told her not to worry, it’s only a phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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When the moon hits your knees and you mispronounce trees

Sycamore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttered_t0asties
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

It has lots of space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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How does The Moon cut his hair?

...Eclipse it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JameSdEke
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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How does the moon cut its hair?

Eclipse it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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I’m Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon.

Neil before me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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How does the Moon cut his own hair?

Eclipse it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pdew72
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09
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How does the moon cut it's hair?

Eclipse it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ginger-Beefcake
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toastshalom
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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How does the moon cut his hair

Eclipse it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolking295
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zshnz
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doktor_Vem
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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I'm Buzz Aldrin, the second person to walk on the moon.

Neil before me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MohanBhargava
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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How does the Moon cuts its hair?

Eclipse it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mintyboi123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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What do you need if you’re cold, while on the moon?

A space heater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PixiePoops
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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Restaurant at the moon

Have you ever heard about the Restaurant at the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoulScripter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09
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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCraay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon.

Neil before me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mooshoopork4
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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"I am Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon"

"Neil before me"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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How does the moon cut its hair?

Eclipse it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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When the moon hits your knees, you mispronounce countries...

Singapore!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon

Neil before me

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheVengefulKitten
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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