Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imluke2311
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My dog moon got his leg amputated, but that's ok...

He's a got a faux pas now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon

Neil before me

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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What kind of car does the moon drive?

An Eclipse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaykDoe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food. No atmosphere, though...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Space_Eaglez
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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From my son -- What kind of cheese is the moon made of?

Moonster.

(Full disclosure: I'm not sure if my son heard this elsewhere, but it killed me.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fermatajack
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What do you call a man obsessed with the moon?

A lunar-tic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hercxjo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koukasen_np
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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When the moon hits your knees and you mispronounce trees

Sycamore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttered_t0asties
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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What did the moon say to the ocean?

Hi, tide!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/indigodreamsoftea
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Why did the cow jump over the moon?

The cat played the fiddle terribly and the cow wanted to get away from it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VegetarianReaper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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When the moon hits your eye, Like a big pizza pie, That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.

When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!

In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.

Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.

A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.

When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.

When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComeAbout
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Have you eaten at the restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s no atmosphere.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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How does the moon take a bath?

It has meteor showers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I'm Buzz Aldrin, second person ever to step on the moon.....

Neil before me

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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My new club on the moon failed...

It had no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koevoet91
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Conversation with my 2y old son: What will happen if the moon falls down? Me: Hmm. Maybe we can play football with it?

Son: Nah. The moon has no legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strungen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

I’ll take that ban now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archit14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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What did the Sun say to the Moon when it came home after it’s curfew?

β€œHave you been out all night?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Indybutterflier
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What do you call a wolf that meditates during a full moon?

Aware wolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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I am buzz Aldrin, second man to walk on the moon...

Neil before me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IamGuha
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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I went for dinner on the moon the other day

Great food, but no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Finners112
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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The Moon may not be my favorite celestial body . . .

But it sure is up there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhotonSharpedo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What’s the difference between the night and the moon?

Nightstands but Moonwalks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/odguy34
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Did you hear about that restaurant on the moon?

Great food but really no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotPoloG
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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If there's a harvest moon in October.

Does that make it a Red October?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Qoheleth47
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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I was floating around in space wondering why the moon was getting bigger and bigger.

And then it hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pigmandude
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?

It keeps the oceans tidy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknoid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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When the moon hits the sand and an eel bites your hand

that's a moray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Babamots
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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How does the moon cut its hair?

Eclipse it is phases.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Have you heard the one about the cow that jumped over the moon?

It was legend-dairy.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Why did the moon threw up?

Becase it was full.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HimD98
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I made this little Honeymoon pin, get it? Honey- moon? hope you like it! (:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElTamagotchi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Just went to a restaraunt on the moon

Wouldn't go again no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heavenlygazer21
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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What do you say to someone who has been on the moon when you feel bad about something?

>You Apollo-gize

(From my son today, he has improved astronomically over the past few years.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waremi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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SON: β€œHey, Dad! This newspaper says the moon is going broke.”

DAD: β€œWhy is it going broke?” SON: β€œThe paper says it’s going into its last quarter.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HagOrMan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheVengefulKitten
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon.

Neil before me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mooshoopork4
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon

Great food no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwnSpecialist8
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrA313
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Buzz Aldrin was the second man on the moon...

Neil before him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_voided
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food.... no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3-Clin3_2a
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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How does the moon cut its hair?

Eclipse it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jqzzy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mastr9ball
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theoriginalclarky
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food but no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Il-lupo-del-sud-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE RESTAURANT ON THE MOON?

GREAT FOOD.... NO ATMOSPHERE

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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