Are you seriously over the moon?
Hi there, I'm Buzz Aldrin, the second person to ever walk on the moon..
Is an insect that comes from the moon....
I was going to the moon on vacation and I read it gets to -280 degrees at night,
I might need a space heater.
We're all steakholders in these incidents. Corporations need to beef up security or these costs will go over the moon. Criminals can't get used to CEOs chickening out and paying.
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How does the moon cut it's hair?
Is the man in the moon naturally bald?
No eclipse it.
Actual dad joke told during the lunar eclipse this morning.
What is grey, has four legs, howls at the moon, and eats cement?
A wolf...
I just added the cement to make it hard.
Did you know they found water on the moon?
But only when it’s waning
They say people get a little crazy when it is a full moon,
But when it’s crescent... it’s true lunar C.
My neighbour got bit by a female deer and starts acting like one on a full moon...
My son grows a lot of fur and manufactures products of art or craft on nights when the moon is full...
Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
A new restaurant opened in my town called The Moon
The food is terrific but there's no atmosphere.
The moon is full tonight, do you think he eats too much?
Why did the Moon Restaurant fail?
The food was decent, but there was no atmosphere whatsoever
I was outside, laying down, at night, admiring the stars and the moon
Dude, did you see the full moon last night?
I have a friend who is convinced that you can find water on the moon.
What did the dad say to his son when he became afraid of the full moon?
"Don't worry! It's just a phase it's going through!"
Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours.
They decided to call it a day.
What happens to Werewolf's house when its the full moon?
It becomes a warehouse.
Credit to Haldzur, the newest dad in our party.
I like going out during a full moon...
...but my lycanthropy gives me pause.
Saw Buzz Aldrin today. Told my friend that he was the second man on the moon.
I promised my new girlfriend the sun, the moon and the stars....
So, I took her to the planetarium.
My kids recently been super obsessed with the moon and my wife is starting to get worried.
I told her not to worry, it’s only a phase.
When the moon hits your knees and you mispronounce trees
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
How does The Moon cut his hair?
How does the moon cut its hair?
I’m Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon.
How does the Moon cut his own hair?
How does the moon cut it's hair?
How does the moon cut his hair?
How does the moon cut his hair
How does the moon cut his hair?
How does the moon cut his hair?
I'm Buzz Aldrin, the second person to walk on the moon.
How does the Moon cuts its hair?
What do you need if you’re cold, while on the moon?
Restaurant at the moon
Have you ever heard about the Restaurant at the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
How does the moon cut his hair?
I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon.
"I am Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon"
How does the moon cut its hair?
When the moon hits your knees, you mispronounce countries...
I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere!
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