I took a rocket all the way up into the atmosphere only to collide with an asteroid

I think that's interpherence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eagleboy444
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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Using my telescope, I could barely make out the British coin worth one fourth of a penny after I launched it into the upper atmosphere...

It was a far-thing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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With the holidays near, to set a festive atmosphere at your table, be sure you have a shiny chrome plate to hold your condiment sauce. Why?

Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IranRPCV
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Can you just imagine how pterosaurs felt seeing that meteor entering the earths atmosphere?

Probably pterofied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterNova924
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Did I ever tell you what happened after I broke through earth’s atmosphere?

Never mind, I spaced out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rainfire47
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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I went to a restaurant on the moon great food but sadly no atmosphere

1 to 10 how good was it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DEADMAN-CN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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What did the person with the chronic lung condition say to the person with an oppressive atmosphere?

MIASMA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Linkjmaur
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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How could you rename Musk's Roadster once it enters a planetary atmosphere?

Tesla-steroid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geekcommunicant
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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Turns out the atmosphere now sells smoothies

But no need to hurry, only 0.9% of them argon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeb_Screb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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What do you call a person who flings guitars into the atmosphere?

A Stratocaster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bcnewell313
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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Everyone talks about CO2 in the atmosphere which will lead to our impending doom...

However, methane is also silent but deadly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere

source; zhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BjewX90g6tj/?hl=nl&taken-by=jojothegamingdad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakkerman1995
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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What's the smelliest part of the atmosphere called?

B-O-Zone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustALuckyShot
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2017
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Did you here about the restaurant on the moon?Great food, no atmosphere.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Royalprincess19
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mattasaurusrrex
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? great food, no atmosphere
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ol2001
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2017
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