What did the fog say to his long lost friend the tree?

"I mist you!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaykDoe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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A fog rolled in and turned my car into gold!

Must have been an alche-mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SegavsCapcom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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My wife asked me, β€œDid you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”

I said, β€œI don’t see myself doing that.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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I tried to catch fog yesterday

I mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dangling_Beef
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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I accidently dropped grandma's ashes into my fog machine.

She will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/writenroll
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Tried to catch fog this morning.

Barely mist it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freddie83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Tried catching fog the other day...

Mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/binxing
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Tried to catch fog the other day...

Mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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If I disappeared into the fog tomorrow

Would I be mist?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Albamc35
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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did you see the fog today?

ah you must have mist it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joelrus_Walrus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Tried to grab the fog this morning

unfortunately, I mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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i tried to grab fog one time...

..mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seegerts86
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Hear about the kid who tryed to catch some fog?

He Mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lamshane
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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I don't like all this fog, it's foreboding.

No, this weather is terrible for boating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SenecaDale
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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My son asked me to play catch with him outside in the fog.

He threw the first one and I mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArshmanR
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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I tried to catch fog one time

But I mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvBoi01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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I tried catching some fog today...

I mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fildo_Daggins
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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My dad tried to punch the fog today...

he mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NuccSucc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Tried to catch some fog earlier,

but I mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HucKmoreNadeS
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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What happened to the guy that tried to catch the fog?

He mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ICE0124
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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What do you call a negative fog?

A pessimist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lordwhichue
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Went out this morning to catch some fog.

Mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HazyDayZ420
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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What do you call an uplifting fog?

Optimist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZarcoMacro
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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The new theather wasn't able to use a fog machine in their new play.

It was really a mist oppurtunity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeahlte
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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I tried to catch some fog today.

I mist. :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pink-sundress
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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What happens when a fog double parks?

It gets toad?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J2JvCfA3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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I tried to take a picture of some fog

I mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarveliteFreak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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I went hunting for some fog today..

Mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJOK9R
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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I tried to catch the fog

I mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanguard_The
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I tried to catch fog yesterday

I mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PiPuPap
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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I tried to catch the fog yesterday.

Mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObliviousSea
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I tried to catch fog once,

I mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarpeSkiem
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I tried catching fog the other day

I mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoTheF---AmI
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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I tried to catch fog yesterday...

Mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Willow-wolliW
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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I tried to catch fog yesterday,

I mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ruski_Oligarch
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Tried to catch fog yesterday

Mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I tried to catch fog yesterday...

Mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProGamer14719
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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I tried to catch some fog

Mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bellythelystro994
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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I tried to catch fog yesterday...

I mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sleeteater
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I tried to catch some fog

But I mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Skinny_Bean
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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I tried to catch fog yesterday,

Mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emcarpx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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I tried to catch some fog once.

I mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJAT2005
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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I tried to catch some fog earlier

I mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maybeitskatie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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I tried to catch fog the other day...I mist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TMallon15
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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I tried to catch some fog

But I mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Cosmic_Kitten
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Tried to catch some fog the other day

Mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thrmuffinman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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I tried to catch some fog

I mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GavinAT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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I tried to catch fog yesterday

I mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnakeVenom21330
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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I tried to catch fog yesterday...

But I mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xerupton
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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I once tried to catch a fog, I mist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Voidbrother
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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