My wife asked me, β€œDid you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”

I said, β€œI don’t see myself doing that.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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If I disappeared into the fog tomorrow

Would I be mist?

πŸ‘︎ 61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Albamc35
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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Tried to catch fog yesterday

Mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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did you see the fog today?

ah you must have mist it

πŸ‘︎ 19
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joelrus_Walrus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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i tried to grab fog one time...

..mist

πŸ‘︎ 17
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πŸ‘€︎ u/seegerts86
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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Tried to grab the fog this morning

unfortunately, I mist.

πŸ‘︎ 53
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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My son asked me to play catch with him outside in the fog.

He threw the first one and I mist.

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArshmanR
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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I tried to catch fog one time

But I mist

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvBoi01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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I don't like all this fog, it's foreboding.

No, this weather is terrible for boating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SenecaDale
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Hear about the kid who tryed to catch some fog?

He Mist.

πŸ‘︎ 11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lamshane
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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What happened to the guy that tried to catch the fog?

He mist

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ICE0124
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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I tried catching some fog today...

I mist.

πŸ‘︎ 18
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fildo_Daggins
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Tried to catch some fog earlier,

but I mist.

πŸ‘︎ 12
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HucKmoreNadeS
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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My dad tried to punch the fog today...

he mist.

πŸ‘︎ 72
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NuccSucc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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What do you call an uplifting fog?

Optimist

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZarcoMacro
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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What do you call a negative fog?

A pessimist

πŸ‘︎ 48
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lordwhichue
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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The new theather wasn't able to use a fog machine in their new play.

It was really a mist oppurtunity.

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeahlte
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Went out this morning to catch some fog.

Mist.

πŸ‘︎ 35
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HazyDayZ420
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
🚨︎ report
What happens when a fog double parks?

It gets toad?

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/J2JvCfA3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
🚨︎ report
I tried to take a picture of some fog

I mist

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarveliteFreak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
🚨︎ report
I went hunting for some fog today..

Mist

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJOK9R
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
🚨︎ report
So the other day I tried to catch Fog

I mist

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpeedySlothMeh
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
🚨︎ report
This morning I tried to catch some fog,

Mist.

πŸ‘︎ 29
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Genomademe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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Today, I tried to grab the fog...

I mist

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoinWolfy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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Did you hear about the man that died in the fog?

He will be mist.

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SharKThEGoD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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I tried to catch some fog today.

I mist. :(

πŸ‘︎ 79
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pink-sundress
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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What happens when the fog lifts in Los Angeles?

UCLA

πŸ‘︎ 31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Natetendo83
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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I tried to tell dad a joke about fog.

But I mist the punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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I once witnessed a magician make the fog over a lake disappear.

It was mist defying.

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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Son: what happens to fog when it disappears?

Dad: It makes dew

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwlkr70
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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I thought I saw some fog yesterday...

But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.

πŸ‘︎ 56
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickmidas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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What happens to the man that tried to catch the fog?

He mist

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamertron20000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Doggo tried to catch a fog
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mohmirza2ooo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2017
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There’s a willow by our pond that’s always surrounded by fog.

I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree to me.

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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I went out to catch some fog the other day.

Mist

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigsTabs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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Ugh, the fog's rolling back in again

I guess it mist me

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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Tried to catch some fog yesterday m.imgur.com/MwiR2Mc
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MereTechnicality
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2016
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I tried to take a photo of some fog

I mist:)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JOEYSARMY
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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Farewell fog!

You'll be mist.

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeskiePete
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2017
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My friend has decided he's going to turn himself into fog.

He will be mist.

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alfherin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2017
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Why didn't the ninja take out his target while following him in the fog?

No one knows, it was a mist opportunity.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ApexDovah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2016
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Fog

Just dropped this one on the guy I'm seeing: Him - Did you see the fog this morning? Me - No, I only got up 20 minutes ago so I mist it.

He thinks I'm funny because he laughed!! I think it might be love ha ha :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM-Your-Thoughts
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2015
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Tried to catch some fog wuth my bare hands

Completely mist.

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tuckereh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2016
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What did the fog say to the mist?

Two's company, three's a cloud

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hawvy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2016
🚨︎ report
I tried to catch some of the fog outside this morning

I mist.

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/helloinvader
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2016
🚨︎ report
I tried to catch fog yesterday...

Mist.

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProGamer14719
πŸ“…︎ May 11
🚨︎ report
I tried to catch some fog

Mist

πŸ‘︎ 12
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bellythelystro994
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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I tried to catch fog yesterday...

I mist

πŸ‘︎ 24
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sleeteater
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
🚨︎ report
I tried to catch fog yesterday,

Mist

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/emcarpx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
🚨︎ report
I tried to catch some fog

But I mist

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Skinny_Bean
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
🚨︎ report
I tried to catch some fog once.

I mist.

πŸ‘︎ 64
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJAT2005
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
🚨︎ report
I tried to catch some fog earlier

I mist

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maybeitskatie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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I tried to catch some fog

But I mist

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Cosmic_Kitten
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
🚨︎ report
I tried to catch fog the other day...I mist.
πŸ‘︎ 14
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TMallon15
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
🚨︎ report
Tried to catch some fog the other day

Mist

πŸ‘︎ 43
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thrmuffinman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
🚨︎ report
I tried to catch fog yesterday...

But I mist.

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xerupton
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
🚨︎ report
I once tried to catch a fog, I mist.
πŸ‘︎ 22
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Voidbrother
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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I tried to catch fog yesterday

I mist.

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnakeVenom21330
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
🚨︎ report
I tried to catch some fog

I mist

πŸ‘︎ 40
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GavinAT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
🚨︎ report
Tried to catch fog yesterday...

Mist

πŸ‘︎ 44
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
🚨︎ report
I just tried to grab some fog

But I mist.

πŸ‘︎ 27
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamiejamie2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
🚨︎ report
I tried to grab the fog this morning.

I mist.

πŸ‘︎ 18
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CecilBlight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
🚨︎ report
I tried to catch fog yesterday,

Mist.

πŸ‘︎ 12
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTinyPlunger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
🚨︎ report
I tried to catch some fog before.

Mist.

πŸ‘︎ 28
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yopuedo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
🚨︎ report
I tried to catch fog but I mist.
πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatindiandood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
🚨︎ report
I tried to catch the fog.

Mist.

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UNLArchitect
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
🚨︎ report
Tried to catch fog yesterday

Mist.

πŸ‘︎ 19
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrockThrobhard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
🚨︎ report
I tried to catch fog the other day...

mist

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndyB2708
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
🚨︎ report
Tried to grab some fog.

Mist.

πŸ‘︎ 12
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wtf0208
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2017
🚨︎ report
I tried to catch some fog..

But I mist

πŸ‘︎ 13
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zahi36501
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2017
🚨︎ report
I tried to catch some fog once.

I mist.

πŸ‘︎ 41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluefoot55
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2015
🚨︎ report
I tried to catch some fog today

But I mist

πŸ‘︎ 35
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πŸ‘€︎ u/piefishroxs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2016
🚨︎ report
I tried to catch some fog.

I mist.

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/evilgeekwastaken
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2016
🚨︎ report
I tried to grab fog

but I mist.

πŸ‘︎ 40
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NSIHD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2013
🚨︎ report
So I tried to catch some fog...

But I mist.

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnderScout_77
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2016
🚨︎ report
I tried to catch fog once.

Mist.

πŸ‘︎ 15
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsureyoudo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2017
🚨︎ report
I tried to catch fog yesterday...

but I mist!

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IWannaBeBobDylan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2016
🚨︎ report
I tried to catch fog today

I mist

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/patlawrence
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2017
🚨︎ report
I tried to catch fog once.

Mist.

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sanguine_sea
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2016
🚨︎ report
I tried to grab the fog...

But I mist

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Supamcnasty83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2015
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