Drizzle Puns

A list of puns related to "Drizzle"

Lenin Drizzle Cake
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👤︎ u/DeadYen
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle ☔️

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👤︎ u/RootbeerDreams
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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Ancient farmers lived by one rule

No rain, no gain

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👤︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded when the chef made a meringue.

I was surprised. Usually Australians boo meringue.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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Embarrased my 15yo daughter today at McDs

Ordered a cafe mocha at a ghetto McDs. African American "Barrista" asks me "you want the chocolate drizzle?"

I replied: "drizzle my nizzle" in the most white snoop dogg voice i could muster.

Barrista laughed. Daughter shrank. I then held my head high for the rest of the day. F'n proud was I.

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👤︎ u/Thegogetter222
📅︎ Aug 09 2014
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What do you call a bear caught in the rain?

A drizzly bear

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👤︎ u/buckley118
📅︎ Jan 07 2015
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What is Snoop Dogg's favorite Vietnamese soup topping?

Pho drizzle.

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👤︎ u/wizard7926
📅︎ Sep 13 2018
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What does Snoop Dogg say when his plants need water?

Where da hose at?

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👤︎ u/Oi-Im-A-Hobbit
📅︎ Sep 23 2016
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What did snoop dogg say when he found out that the rain was fake?

Faux drizzle.

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👤︎ u/Anacanrock11
📅︎ Apr 26 2018
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Did you hear about the forecast for the rap concert?

They're expecting a Lil Wayne.

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👤︎ u/pm_me_your__riddles
📅︎ Jul 31 2015
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My manager is definitely a Dad.

I work at a Starbucks as a barista. I can't tell you which seasonal drinks were about to start on nov 11th or 12th, but I can tell you one of them has a molasses drizzle topping.

Today, a guest comes up and asks if we have any molasses. My manager's response:

"Molasses? How can I have molasses if I never had any lasses to begin with?"

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👤︎ u/DoctorinaBox
📅︎ Nov 08 2013
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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👤︎ u/MrCheesecake69
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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👤︎ u/howell1812
📅︎ Apr 18 2020
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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👤︎ u/klwill1192
📅︎ Aug 14 2020
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Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?

fo drizzle

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👤︎ u/Tuuupac
📅︎ Mar 12 2020
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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👤︎ u/karma-enigma
📅︎ Apr 30 2020
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

For drizzle

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👤︎ u/JBaczuk
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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I'm the mom. This is my only joke.

Why does Snoop dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle. 😂🤣😂🤣😂

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👤︎ u/killrkiwikakes
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg take an umbrella with him?

Fo' drizzle.

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👤︎ u/bowlbettertalk
📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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Why did Snoop Dogg bring his umbrella outside?

Fo drizzle.

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👤︎ u/Jebnasty
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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Snoop's Umbrella

When does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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👤︎ u/bush3102
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle

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👤︎ u/MomanTy
📅︎ Feb 04 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo' Drizzle.

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👤︎ u/madlarkin001
📅︎ Nov 23 2018
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Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella?

Fo’ Drizzle

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👤︎ u/3peake
📅︎ May 09 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo' Drizzle

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👤︎ u/rivercitytees
📅︎ May 15 2018
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Why was Snoop Dogg carrying an umbrella in the rain?

Fo drizzle!

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👤︎ u/vforvanessa1981
📅︎ Apr 01 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle.

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👤︎ u/Ryan56k
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle.

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👤︎ u/JjrShabadoo
📅︎ Mar 13 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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👤︎ u/anaugle
📅︎ Jan 09 2019
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Why does snoop dogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo' Drizzle

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👤︎ u/XX2AJ3XX
📅︎ Jan 03 2018
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Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?

Fa’ drizzle!

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👤︎ u/RageMonster17
📅︎ Jan 12 2019
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Why did snoop dogg use an umbrella ?

Fo' drizzle.

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👤︎ u/tomrichoisabadman
📅︎ Oct 20 2018
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What is Snoop Dogg's favorite kind of precipitation?

Drizzle

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👤︎ u/FatherYang
📅︎ Dec 02 2018
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Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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👤︎ u/RSpeers
📅︎ Nov 26 2017
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What does snoop dogg need an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

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👤︎ u/TaycoFlayco
📅︎ Sep 28 2017
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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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👤︎ u/Stanchmode23
📅︎ Jul 06 2016
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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

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👤︎ u/MassivePonyFan
📅︎ Oct 23 2016
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Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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👤︎ u/Cheesbaby
📅︎ Mar 03 2017
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Why did snoop dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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👤︎ u/Jacobburrito
📅︎ May 17 2017
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