Tried to take a selfie in the shower.
It turned out all blurry. I think I have selfie steam issues.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
My doctor is such a great guy. He always showers me with compliments.
Just the other day, he told me I have acute tonsillitis
"Dad, I'm going to take a shower"
What does Eminem do in the shower?
Osama Bin Laden never took showers..
Because he just loved using bath bombs too much..
What you call a deer in the shower ?
What do you find in a cannibals shower?
I ate a sandwich in the shower
A woman in the shower heard the doorbell.
"It's the blind man".
So she answered the door naked...
"Nice boobs. Where do you want me to hang the blind?"
I've been grabbing showers for decades...
But I still haven't been able to grasp onto it yet!
I can't find my scrubber in the shower
Took a pretty good picture of the meteor shower a few days ago.
Did you see that meteor shower?
No, I respect others’ privacy
Does anyone know if we can start taking showers yet?
Or are we still just washing our hands?
What did Jeffrey Dahmer keep in his shower?
"I'm going to jump in the shower"
Funny, most people sing in the shower.
I've seen a meteor shower,
but never seen a meteor take a bath.
Why do people sing in the shower?
Because the audience in the toilet is shit!
My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while taking a shower.
He has serious selfie steam issues.
I was planing on taking a shower at my hotel today...
...but apparently they bolt those things to the wall.
What do pregnant women think in the shower?
Wife: *gets out of the shower*
Me: Don’t shoot!!
Her: ??
Me: Oh thank God, I thought you were an Itowelian.
My son just told me he was gonna go get a shower.
I said “Son, that smells like a great idea.”
A momma shower and a daddy shower get together....
And that’s how baby showers are made
I was thinking about hopping in the shower...
But I realized that I might slip and hurt myself
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers, What do May flowers bring?
I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry.
He has selfie steam issues.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
If April showers bring may flowers what do may flowers bring?
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth
Then it becomes a soap opera
What is it called when your singing in the shower and shampoo gets in your mouth?
I have a friend who took a selfie in the shower, but it came out blurry.
He has selfie-steam issues
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
Me: I’m going to take a shower
Dad: Don’t take it too far
Me: I’m going to hop in the shower
Dad: Don’t hurt yourself!
A woman in the shower hears the doorbell. "It's the blind man". So she answers the door naked...
"Nice bewbs! Now where do you want me to hang the blind?"
If April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?
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