My job installed this new faucet. Im really faucinated by it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATMiceli
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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What do you call a faucet in the capital of Belgium?

A Brussels spout

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikev431
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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I heard that during this virus outbreak, we shouldn't use the same faucets as other people.

It's something called social distance sink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flamenico
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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You have to Faucet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/david_pridson
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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As a plumber, I often have nightmares about the dripping faucet I can't fix and the toilet that will not flush (good horror movie titles, btw)...

It's plumb crazy, but I have pipe dreams!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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I don't know don't about your faucet, but mine is doing a pour job.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsokaytofeelgood
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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Amazing fact: right now, there's a basin with a drain pipe and faucet waiting outside your front door.

Let that sink in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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There's a wash basin with a faucet on your front porch ringing the bell...

Let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/intricate3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Whale played.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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I have two college friends who studied ancient Egyptian plumbing.

They were pharaoh faucet majors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonHeinie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter…

Let that sink in…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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What do you call someone who studies ancient Egyptian plumbing?

A Pharaoh Faucet Major.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berryville_con
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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I went to America once and tried to turn on a tap. It was a bit stiff though...

...so I had to faucet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hideandsheep
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Let that sink in.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Pun pet names.

Pets I want to have....

An otter name Harry Otter. A snake named Severus Snake. A tortoise named Voldetort. A chicken named Kylo Hen. A dog named Barkamedes. A deer named David Hasselhoof. A turkey named Green Gobbleen. A cat named Captain Ameowrica. A stork named Tony Stork. A pig named Peter Porker. A crocodile named Croctor Strange. A duck named Ducktor Doom. A squid named Abraham Inkin. A goose named Ryan Gooseling. A heron named Charlize Heron. A goat named Selena Goatmez An alpaca named Alpacachino. A carp name Leonardo Di’Carprio. A tuna named Tuna Turner. A horse named Neighlor Swift. A toad named Demi Lavatoad. A Rhino named Ryan Rhinolds. A swan named Swan Jovi. A Falcon named Jimmy Falcon. A ferret named Ferret Faucet. A rabbit named Hoptimus Prime. A cow named Moolissa McCarthy. A crow named Seth Crowgan. A fox named Charlie Fox. A cat named Katy Purry. A wolf named Howly Berry. A hamster named Scarlet Johamster. A parrot named Squakin Phoenix. A duck named DuckleBerry Finn. A canary named Jim Canary. A swarm of bees, all named BeeyoncΓ©. A sheep named Meryl Sheep. An elk named Elkton John. A bear named Teddy Mercury. A ram named Gordon RAMsey. A shark named Fin Diesel. A jellyfish named Jelly Clarkson. An Iguana named Eddie Lizard. A hyena named Hyena Bonham Carter. A penguin named Robird Downey Jr.

a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clixer712
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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There are more planes under the oceans than there are submarines up in the skies. Let that sink in...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kenhamef
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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The plumber was working on the side to become an artist.

Unfortunately, he couldn't find a faucet for his creativity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dasvott
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I've got that sinking feeling

Pats and taps are the same thing until you try to faucet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WorldAroundEwe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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I need a name for a running group.

I had one in mind but I'm having trouble jogging my memory and am running out of ideas. Any help is much appreciated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canadasecond
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2013
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What I learned in plumbing class today

applies equally to other faucets of the trade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deblunked
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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Dad joked a kitten

Our kitten is old enough now to get into trouble, and today I caught her on the bathroom counter starring at the faucet. Without thinking I said "what ya sink about that?"

..She went back to staring at the water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trippid
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2014
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