My heater won't stop running,

I swear it has no chill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porkeria21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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I was cold and hungry, so I put my feet in front of the heater

Now I have tostitos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargeYourBattery
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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Our landlord knocked on our door today and said that if we didn't pay rent, they'd turn off the heater tomorrow

It was our last warming.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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My water heater is very unpleasant to work with and never appreciates me.

It's a thankless heater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hasntbeenmydecade
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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I’m really cold and my heater is broken,

So I moved to the corner, where it’s 90 degrees.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I have a cricket in my heater closet who sings all night long

I mean, he's no Lionel Richie, but he's not half bad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raven21633x
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Space heaters are the best house-warming gifts.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I get so mad at my wife when she turns on the heater idk what it is

But I swear I lose my cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oilspilpenguin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.

Posted this in r/ShowerThoughts but it got taken down, despite the fact that it's 100% truth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swerdnase1616
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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Be nice to your hot water heater repairman please,

It’s often a tankless profession.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WagonsNeedLoveToo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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My dad asked me to turn on the water heater. To which I replied β€œIt’s on”. Only to see my dad run across the kitchen yelling β€œIt’s on okay bring it no holding back!”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/twinkieded
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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I install tankless water heaters for a living.

It's a tankless job, but somebody's got to do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ch3000
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gift
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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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My friend installs water heaters that have no reservoir to store water...

It's a tankless job, but he loves it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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I bought a space heater the other day

It will be a great housewarming gift

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UptownBomp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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I bought a new heater for my wife, as she is constantly complaining about how cold our house is.

She didn't like it first, but now I think she's warmed up to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terminator468
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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The sun is really just a space heater
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Th7rtyFour
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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I do a lot to take care of my hot water heater...

Yet it remains tankless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehmayormccheese
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Why do plumbers hate installing tankless water heaters?

Because it’s a tankless job...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_bradley
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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I hate when my heater says something that sounds meaningful

But it turns out to just be blowing hot air

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zorgogx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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I think I'm in love with my heater...

I think it's really hot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mossburg325
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2017
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What did the unappreciated on demand water heater say to the water softener?

This is a tankless job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThisismeCody
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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The classroom's heater broke.

It was super cold. Our tests became testicles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2016
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You know what they say about water heaters...

It's a tankless job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quakesand
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2016
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My buddy got a new job fixing on-demand water heaters

When I asked him how it was going he said, "it's a tankless job, but somebody's gotta do it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoquiero
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2016
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The Sun is the biggest Space Heater
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beastandtheharlet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2016
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Know why I always turn on my car seat heater?

I like a hot ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jesustheathiest
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2017
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I decided to install a new water heater today.

It's a tankless job, but someone has to do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigwood88
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2015
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Space heater

Friend and I were making plans and we live in a city that's -30 C right now.

Him: can you make it warmer?

Me: bring a space heater

Him: I don't care about space! I need an earth heater!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFifthsWord
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2014
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