My heater won't stop running,
I was cold and hungry, so I put my feet in front of the heater
Our landlord knocked on our door today and said that if we didn't pay rent, they'd turn off the heater tomorrow
My water heater is very unpleasant to work with and never appreciates me.
I’m really cold and my heater is broken,
So I moved to the corner, where it’s 90 degrees.
I have a cricket in my heater closet who sings all night long
I mean, he's no Lionel Richie, but he's not half bad.
Space heaters are the best house-warming gifts.
I get so mad at my wife when she turns on the heater idk what it is
But I swear I lose my cool
Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.
Posted this in r/ShowerThoughts but it got taken down, despite the fact that it's 100% truth.
Be nice to your hot water heater repairman please,
It’s often a tankless profession.
My dad asked me to turn on the water heater. To which I replied “It’s on”. Only to see my dad run across the kitchen yelling “It’s on okay bring it no holding back!”
I install tankless water heaters for a living.
It's a tankless job, but somebody's got to do it.
Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gift
My friend installs water heaters that have no reservoir to store water...
It's a tankless job, but he loves it.
I bought a space heater the other day
It will be a great housewarming gift
I bought a new heater for my wife, as she is constantly complaining about how cold our house is.
She didn't like it first, but now I think she's warmed up to it.
The sun is really just a space heater
I do a lot to take care of my hot water heater...
Why do plumbers hate installing tankless water heaters?
Because it’s a tankless job...
I hate when my heater says something that sounds meaningful
But it turns out to just be blowing hot air
I think I'm in love with my heater...
What did the unappreciated on demand water heater say to the water softener?
The classroom's heater broke.
It was super cold. Our tests became testicles.
You know what they say about water heaters...
My buddy got a new job fixing on-demand water heaters
When I asked him how it was going he said, "it's a tankless job, but somebody's gotta do it."
The Sun is the biggest Space Heater
Know why I always turn on my car seat heater?
I decided to install a new water heater today.
It's a tankless job, but someone has to do it.
Friend and I were making plans and we live in a city that's -30 C right now.
Him: can you make it warmer?
Me: bring a space heater
Him: I don't care about space! I need an earth heater!