Heater Puns

I swear it has no chill.

Now I have tostitos

It was our last warming.

It's a thankless heater.

So I moved to the corner, where it’s 90 degrees.

I mean, he's no Lionel Richie, but he's not half bad.

But I swear I lose my cool

Posted this in r/ShowerThoughts but it got taken down, despite the fact that it's 100% truth.

It’s often a tankless profession.

It's a tankless job, but somebody's got to do it.

It's a tankless job, but he loves it.

It will be a great housewarming gift

She didn't like it first, but now I think she's warmed up to it.

Yet it remains tankless.

But it turns out to just be blowing hot air

I think it's really hot

This is a tankless job.

It was super cold. Our tests became testicles.

When I asked him how it was going he said, "it's a tankless job, but somebody's gotta do it."

I like a hot ass

It's a tankless job, but someone has to do it.

Friend and I were making plans and we live in a city that's -30 C right now.

Him: can you make it warmer?

Me: bring a space heater

Him: I don't care about space! I need an earth heater!

Because it’s a tankless job...

It's a tankless job.