Whattdya call a bullet proof Irishman ??????

Rick O'Shea !!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bythewater9
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What did the angry gun say to the bullet after shooting it?

You are fired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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His gun fires bullets imprinted with "Dumbass"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hyaaaa_
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What did the man say to the bullet after it killed someone?

Your fired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/circuitBoard98
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These comments where from a clip where someone cleaning at a foreign range almost gets hit by a stray bullet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PbyFortress
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My friend said he could dodge a bullet

R.I.P, I wish i could say that i missed you my dear friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I got a job as a bullet today!

I was fired immediately

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batmanfan90
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Two cowboys are lost in the desert when one sees a tree draped in bacon. He yells β€œit’s a bacon tree” then runs to it and is shot up with bullets

It wasn’t a bacon tree it was a Ham Bush

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
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What’s the deference between bullets and hippies?

Hippies miss John Lennon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Depressed_Citrus
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The school made the use of "bullet points" illegal because it incited violence in the classroom, and I must admit I couldn't have cared less. That's all changed now, though.

The bus driver isn't allowed to drive my kids anymore because we live on a dead end street.

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In the movies, silver bullets can kill werewolves.

In the military, it's used for analyzing heat casualties.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
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Bullets are quite weird...

They only do their jobs after they are fired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Bullets are odd

They only do their job once they are fired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geb69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that’s draped in bacon. β€œA bacon tree ! We’re saved!” He says. He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets. /r/Jokes/comments/i7puax/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brainstormer77
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Why doesn’t the bullet have a steady job

Because it keeps getting fired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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If you kill a werewolf with silver bullets, how do you kill a vampire?

Hallow points.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anonymouthpiece
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Why was the bullet a bad employee?

It only did its job after it was fired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaporjo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Bullets don’t do their work...

Until they’re fired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meister__
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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I tried making a machine that shoots bullets out of your fingers, but it shot out my spine instead.

Well, that back fired.

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What sound does a bullet shot in church make?

Pew pew pew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pinknoodles2000
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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What do you call a slow bullet ?

A slug

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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These are bullets
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatsnicr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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β€ͺWhy is The Terminator bullet proof?‬

β€ͺBecause he’s Armored Schwarzenegger‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Why did the blonde divorcΓ©e keep her bullets in the refrigerator?

Because she was told, β€œRevenge is a dish best served cold.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashtehstampede
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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If you're going to bite the bullet

make sure its low cal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/naclbetter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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A bullet says he quit his job

He was actually fired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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What does a werewolf cry out when shot with a silver bullet?

oh the Ag ony!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thattiredbisexual
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Book and a bullet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeroOne_01
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Where is the best place to avoid a bank robbers bullets

Where it's safe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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What do you call a cow full of bullets?

Holy Cow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dasvott
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Found a bullet in my avocado

Guess you can call it glockomole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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What did bullet say after he lost his job???

Honey I'm Fired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terracotta32
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You're in a cave, faced by a lion, a bear and a jaguar, with a gun and one bullet. What do you do?

Shoot the lion, drink the beer and drive away in the jaguar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denandbil
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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I met with my friend who said he developed a weapon to harness the wind and propel it like a bullet. We took turns firing at a target he had in his yard...

We shot the breeze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Did you hear about the gun that only shoots Israeli produced bullets?

I hear it's a semite automatic weapon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bucnjazzfan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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How much do SMG bullets hurt?

Just a "smidge".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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What do you call a bullet proof irishman?

Rick O'Shea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zen_of_Chaos
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I got a job as a bullet

But I was immediately fired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
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What do you call a bullet-proof Irishman?

Rick O'Shea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dulfuckyourself
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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I got a job as a bullet...

I was fired immediately.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LmaosaurusRex
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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Bullets don't kill

It's the speed that does

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I got a job as a bullet

I was fired immediately

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snifferinos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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Bullets only do their jobs...

Once they're fired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ippordsim
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Bullets are pretty weird.

They only do their jobs when they’re fired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomDaNub3719
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What do you call a bullet proof Irishmen?

Rick O’ Shea

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