I hate K-pop because listening to it reminds me of the time I spent in the Korean war and leads to extreme anxiety
My doctor says I may have BTSD.
Have you seen who's playing the lead in the new Blind Batman film?
Since they are filming Spider-Man 3 near my house, I thought I’d write the lead actor an orchestral piece...
I think I’ll call it “Mr. Holland’s Opus”
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
I did my navigation task and it lead me straight to you...❤️❤️❤️
TIL Elton John wrote an unreleased song about his short-lived affair with the lead actor in "Who's The Boss?"
He called it, "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza"
What did the director of the stage production of Cinderella say, after the lead called out sick before opening night?
Get the understudy, the shoe, must go on!
Wouldn't be surprised to learn Elon Musk to leads a mercenary team of tesla employees who bite victims to spread coronavirus
They are called the Flu Flux Fang!
You can lead a horticulture,
but you can't make her think.
Arsenic, cadmium, and lead decided to start a band.
They were a heavy metal group.
Did you hear about the time the lead singer of the band “The Police” went undercover to catch a criminal?
Dad picked up some cadmium, osmium, and lead
*Dad is hammering around in the garage*
Son: Whatcha doing?
Dad: I'm thinking about playing in heavy metal band
Did you know the Ace of Base lead singer was also a mathematician?
And now the pasta will lead us in a hymn...
Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?
If you're looking for a lead singer for your wham cover band
Being on this subreddit too long may lead to
Did you hear the lead singer of disturbed isn’t going to self isolate?
He’s down with the sickness.
Honestly I woudden't lead someone else steel this pun
hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?
the scent of old spies gave him away
Oh no, the lead singer of Disturbed has Coronavirus
He’s DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
Working on a crossword puzzle. Can anyone tell me the first initial and last name of the lead actor from Cast Away?
Makeup used to contain lead that actually make their skin worse.
President Trump just picked a fish to lead the coronavirus response team
He’s the Sturgeon General
Some filmmakers were secretly trying to murder the lead actor in a low-budget flick, but he got wind of the plot and managed to escape. They took the existing footage and shopped it to different producers, but it was roundly rejected by everyone for the same reason.
What do you call a pencil with no lead?
I bought a wooden whistle but it wooden whistle. I bought a steel whistle but it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle
But it steel wooden lead me whistle
Sting has disappeared, The Police have no lead
I accidentally sat upon a solo album by the lead guitarist, keyboardist and backing vocalist of the band U2 but quickly jumped up, scared that I broke it.
For a second, I was on Edge.
Why can't Plastic Man lead an orchestra?
Because he's a poor conductor
Told the x-ray technician I'm made of lead
But she could see right through me.
What do you call a pencil without lead?
Who will lead the army of drawing utensils?
All forms of smoking suck and drinking leads to pour health.
What did Justin Timberlake say when the lead singer of Weezer asked him to name a major peninsula on the northern coast of the Black Sea?
How can a simple spelling mistake lead to a lost pregnancy?
I knew a lead actor who really did "break a leg" when he slipped off the stage during his performance.
He had a really great cast.
Flint Michigan is the lead cause of problems in the US right now
If I ever meet the lead singer of Pearl Jam, I hope he asks me how I’m doing
So I can respond “if I was Eddie Vedder, I’d be you”
Why did the ticks lead a revolution?
because the had the blood of the proletariat inside them.
Autocorrect leads to opportunity.
You can lead a horticulture ...
but you can't make her think