Everyone in my family is a cop...

Except my grandpa. He was a bank robber.

He died last week, surrounded by his family. He died of lead poisoning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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Why do you never ask a chemist to make a PB & J?

Lead poisoning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toastycheeks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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A chemist’s daughter asked for lunch

One Pb and J sandwich later and she was hospitalized for lead poisoning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JS0D
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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