My dad's been suffering from seizures...
So far, they have taken his car, his house and his boat.
My grandma had a terrible seizure this morning....
What do you call a cow with seizures
My girlfriend left me after my iguana was diagnosed with a seizure disorder.
She said she couldn’t date a man with a reptile dysfunction
What do you call a cow having a seizure?
Where do people who have seizures in the middle of a "Peek-A-Boo" game go?
They go to the ICU.
I'll show myself out.
If the black guy from House had a seizure from flashing lights, how would House diagnose him?
What do you call an attractive person having a seizure?
Can someone think of a good pun about search & seizures?
I want to think of one for a research paper on the subject but Im unable to think of one.
When I had my first seizure...
I was so scared, I was shaking.
Apparently, Santa has epilepsy....
He seizures when you’re sleeping.
I'm going to open a pizza joint where they shake a box a bit before they hand it to you.
I'll call it Little Seizures.
It’s a little known fact that Gaius Julius Caesar suffered from epileptic fits.
Also known as a Julius Seizure.
My neighbor is an epileptic midget who really loves pizza.
Seems like everyday he’s having little seizures.
Why do you always know ask on the fridge before opening it?
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
What is an epileptic's favourite appetiser?
Seizure salad
I'm going to hell for this
What do you call an epileptic emperor?
Julius seizure
Edit: Oh and thanks a bunch for the silver homie
My Doctor has me on a diet to help epilepic attacks...
Mainly spasmati rice and seizure salads...
What do you call a Roman with epilepsy?
What did they call the first emperor of Rome who had epilepsy?
What's the name of the only Roman Emperor to die due to to Epilepsy?
How do you cut a Pizza?
With little Caesars (Seezors)
What does an epileptic on a diet eat?
What do you call a series of short strokes induced by consuming pizza?
Oh Doctor.
"hey doc! Look, that guy is having a seizure!"
"Aah.... He should prolly shake it off."
What do you call a lettuce with epilepsy
What's the only food they serve at raves?
What's an epileptic's least favorite kind of salad?
If you have epilepsy, don't fall into a bowl of lettuce.
You'd become a seizure salad.
I bought a head of epileptic lettuce
Had to make "seizure" salad
Witnessed this beauty in line at a catering table...
There was a spread of meats and salads for dinner, and above the table was a light that was flickering - giving off a strobe effect.
To which the person behind me casually remarks under his breath; “Hmm, don’t mind me a bit of seizure salad”.
I thought it was great. No one else seemed to appreciate it.
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?
A seizure salad.
(It was suggested to post this here from r/jokes)
TIL that Julius Caesar's brother was the first historically known epileptic.
His name? Julius Seizure.
What do you call a cow that has seizures?
What do you get when a cow has a seizure?
I had pizza that made me shake a bit.
It was from Little Seizures.
what do you call an epileptic emperor?
What's the only food they serve at raves?
What's an epileptic's most despised appetizer?
What's an epileptic's least favorite kind of salad?
What do you do with epileptic lettuce?
You make a seizure salad.
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