Dad, how do I catch electric eels?
Dad: Easy - you just throw a click bait into the water
Son: Got it. What's next?
Dad: What happens next will shock you
How do you catch a rare rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a pet rabbit?
The tame way.
Why can't ants catch Covid?
How to catch an elephant
Dig a big hole,
Fill it with ashes,
Sprinkle peas on top,
When the elephant goes to take a pea,
Kick it in the ash hole.
I tried to catch some fog the other day
Sometimes people go fishing to catch something.
Sometimes people go fishing to catch something.
And sometimes they go just for the halibut.
I was cooking beef steaks and flipped it. I didn't catch it.
How do you catch a unique bird?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame bird?
Tame way, unique up on it.
(This was actually my Dad's favorite Dad joke. Happy Birthday, Dad!)
I went to my best friend's wedding today. He is an awesome fisher. I like him a lot and always come with the finest catch.
But something is very fishy with his new betrouthed.
My friend refused to admit that he couldn't catch any African fish.
What's the one thing the elderly T-Rex wished it didn't catch?
How do you catch a polar bear?
You cut a hole in the ice
Line the hole with peas
When the polar bear bends over to take a pea,
Ya kick it in the icehole!
Why dont ants catch colds?
They have strong anty-bodies.
Why Did Santa Catch Herpes?
I managed to catch all the Pokemon listed under M in the Pokédex
What do you call it when you catch a fish on every cast while deep sea fishing?
Why can nobody catch Superman?
Because he always has a great "S" cape.
How did the polar bear catch a penguin?
Because it was bipolar...
How do you catch a one of a kind rabbit?
What do you call chips that you can catch?
How can you catch on if somebody is lying?
They’re neither sitting nor standing!
Daughter: "Can Santa catch the coronavirus?"
Me: "Probably not, he's really good at elf-isolation"
A man who loved to catch butterflies married the woman of his dreams:
I have killed so many vampires, but Dracula is proving hard fo catch
Finding where he is will enable the final count down
I tried to catch a handful of steam
You can catch a lot of flys with honey
But you'll catch more honeys being fly
What's the best way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw it to you.
At the hospital they’re taking virus cases on a ‘first catch’ basis...
It’s in a corona-logical order.
Is your computer running? Then you'd better catch it!
What can you catch from a vampire in the winter time?
Campbell got a new catch phrase
How to catch a bear
First, dig a large hole and fill it with ashes.
Next, line the hole with green peas.
Then when the bear takes a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.
How do you catch a flying Terminator?
How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.
When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You ‘neak up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
I tried to catch fog yesterday
How do you catch a unique bird?
To catch a polar bear you surround a hole in the ice with peas
Then, when he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
How do you catch a polar bear?
You cut a hole in the ice and place a pea at the edge of the hole. Then you hide. When the polar bear stops to take a pea you kick it in the ice hole.
Tried to catch fog this morning.
I tried to catch fog yesterday
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