My grandfather was captured by the Germans in WWII. Being a high-ranking officer, they kept him captive for months but all he would do is sit in his cell saying "tick... tick... tick...". Their top interrogator was sent in to get important information out of him...
When in the interrogation room, he told my grandfather
"vee haf vays of making you tock!"
Australian Emo in Captivity
Canada recently passed legislation that will ban keeping or breeding whales and dolphins in captivity
Guess you can say marineland has lost its porpoise
I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a piece of toast in a cage.
When I asked the keeper why, he said, "It was bread in captivity!"
If a Vienamese human trafficking ring offers one of their captives as the prize of a contest..
is that a win Nguyen scenario?
I just got done performing at the local correctional facility
It was a captive audience
The dragon killed the knight that came to save the captive princess and then said to her:
What happened? Seems you had a lousy night ...
A man goes to the zoo and sees a baguette in a cage
The man says to a zookeeper "Why's that in there?" and the zookeeper says "What do you mean? It's bread in captivity. "
Me: I lost a piece of toast at the zoo.
My friend: so it’s bread in captivity?
Me: crying no it landed on the sidewalk.
Last week at the zoo, I saw a baguette in a cage.
It made me sad, because I knew it was bread in captivity.
I️ just read a book about Stockholm syndrome
The first couple chapters were awful but by the end I️ loved it
I went to the zoo today where I saw a baguette behind the bars out of curiosity I asked the zoo keeper if everything was alright he replied
“Yeahh mate no problem it’s bread in captivity”
I once performed stand up in a prison...
I wanted more bread so I placed a slice in a cage
It's now being bread in captivity
I took my kids to the zoo today and we noticed a slice of toast in one of the enclosures...
I asked the keeper, “How did that toast get into the cage?”
She replied, “It was bread in captivity."
Update on pun request for Orcas, Opinions needed!
So I’ve been writing a paper about how Seaworld should not be keeping their orcas in captivity. Should the title be:
“Seaworld’s Porpoise; Where Happiness Tanks”
or
“Thanks, but No Tanks”
Feel free to help me come up with some variation if you don’t like either. (:
I went to the zoo the other day and saw a baguette in the cage
The sign said bread in captivity
I saw a baguette in a cage, there was a sign next to it.
It reads “Bread in Captivity”
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
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I went to the zoo today and saw a piece of toast in a cage? The zoo keeper told me...
That it's bread in captivity.
Sorry.
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper said it was bread in captivity.
I went to the zoo and all I saw was a single loaf of bread in the middle of one exhibit
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.
Did you see the baguette in a cage?
The sign underneath it said bread in captivity.
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage
The Zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
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when I asked the keeper about it, he said it was bread in captivity
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The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
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The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
I went to the zoo today and saw a loaf of bread in one of the enclosures
Turns out it was bread in captivity
went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity
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Zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
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I went to the zoo the other day, walked past a cage with just a baguette in it. Confused, I checked the sign......
.........it said bread in captivity
I was at the zoo, and saw a baguette in a cage.
The Zookeeper said he was bread in captivity.
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage
I asked a zookeeper what that was about and he told me it was bread in captivity.
I went to a zoo and they had a brioche roll in a cage.
It was bread in captivity.
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The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
Went to the zoo with my dad yesterday and saw a piece of toast in the monkey habitat.
He told me it was bread in captivity.
At the zoo I noticed a slice of toast in one of the enclosures.
I asked the keeper, 'How did that toast get into the cage?'
'It was bread in captivity' she replied.
I saw a piece of toast in a zoo enclosure today...
It looked like it was bread in captivity.
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