What kind of entrance do drummers like?

A drumatic entrance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LastLeave8770
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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I failed my medical school entrance exam last week, thanks to nerves.

The correct answer was blood vessels.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Why did the bacteria use the employee entrance?

Because they were staph

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomisedmind
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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She gives birth at the hospital entrance.

Names him "Dawson".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tawdry-eloquence
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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Remember the hidden entrances behind bookcases in movies?

It's still the oldest trick in the book!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhispererKappa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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I went over to a station where people could gather and entertain themselves with games. On the entrance was marked β€œ5”

I went to play station 5

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Angoram
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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My girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't stop pointing out random exits and entrances.

I said: "There's the door."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Sign at the entrance to the car park of our local Lidl (discount supermarket)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/euanwmcgill
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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Why do hobbit holes only have one entrance?

One does not simply walk into more doors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wavemotiondan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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How do you call a boar that stands on the entrance

A doar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zdaga9999
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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My feet passed the entrance exam!

They were a shoe-in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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If you use a fingerprint scanning system for your house's entrance, then you literally "press Home to unlock". reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Faebulous_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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I just repainted the front entrance and it looks so much nicer

It's adorable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wawoodworth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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I put my dead wife's ashes in the entrance

She will always be adored

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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If Trump wanted to re-design the entrance to the country...

Would he have to make America's gate again?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skystrike7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2016
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A detective is staking out the entrance of a romantic restaurant..

...and after a few hours of not seeing the criminals he's looking for he gets hungry. He calls his partner to fill in for five minutes while he grabs some dinner and tells him to "take a picture of every single person that walks through the door." The partner waits for the detective to return and when he does the detective asks to see the photos that he took. The partner replies "I didn't see any single people, I saw a lot of couples though."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nmclamb
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2017
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In old days it was considered very lucky to have a hen lay her eggs near the inside of the entrance of your house

As soon as a person walks in and sees this, they would know to expect good luck and fortune from the owner of the house and the whole family, but only if all of the chicks hatch and are all healthy. Every time you left a house, it was considered good luck to look at the hen, and wish it well to have all of its chicks born happy, healthy, and for the hen to live a long life. This is why they call it an egg-sit!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonmeservy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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What do you call the entrance to a wolf's den?

A Howl-way

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A saw a cute entrance today...

It was a-door-able

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cantankerousrat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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The entrance to the Google campus

should be called the Google Drive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dbhp97
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2015
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Guy made an awesome party entrance with a cheesy dadjoke

My friend had a truck on his lawn full of firewood for the bonfire planned for later in the party. This guy who just arrived walks into the kitchen and says, "Hey, you know you've got a truck growing outta your lawn?" My friend replies, "Yeah, I planted a couple GMC emblems and it just sprouted up!" The guy, without a moment's hesitation says. "Damn, that's a real bumper crop!" Everyone in the kitchen died laughing and the guy, who didn't really know anyone there, instantly became the centre of the party.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WebberWoods
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2014
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I recently failed my Medical College entrance exam because of nerves.

The correct answer was blood vessels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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My girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't stop pointing out random exits and entrances....

I said "There's the door"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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