Entering Puns

A list of puns related to "Entering"

Santa will not have to quarantine when entering different countries

He has gotten the vaccine and now has santybodies

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👤︎ u/allanb49
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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I'm thinking of entering a talent show. I have two ideas for my act. Either a Blues Traveler cover band, or an impression of Richard Nixon.

I'm hoping to win, by Hook or by Crook.

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👤︎ u/epitomizer1
📅︎ Nov 29 2020
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People are so sad I’m not entering the bake off this year.

Even their cakes are in tiers.

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👤︎ u/bovinejabronie
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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Can you just imagine how pterosaurs felt seeing that meteor entering the earths atmosphere?

Probably pterofied.

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👤︎ u/MasterNova924
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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Did you hear that Tesla is entering the lifestyle brand market with a new cologne?

Elon Musk.

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👤︎ u/prendrefeu
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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As an owner of a nightclub, I had small insects discourage unsavory types from entering my establishment...

They were my deter ants.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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Girlfriend got me good while entering the elevator.

The door opened and I said: "After you my dear". Her response: "Thank you my elk"!

It took me a while to realize it, but damn I'm proud.

Edit: Geez thanks for all the entertaining comments, I woke up to a plethora of notifications! I appreciate it everyone.

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👤︎ u/Rskrely
📅︎ May 16 2016
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Why do deep sea divers fall backward from a boat when entering the water?

If they went forward they'd end up back in the boat.

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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I got hit by a pool ball immediately after entering the bar...

Bad break.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Aug 31 2019
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I'm entering into the world's tightest hat competition

I hope I can pull it off.

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👤︎ u/Tanglimara19
📅︎ Jan 24 2019
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Except for a drive-through, when entering the pits during a race F1 cars always get retired.
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👤︎ u/XilenceBF
📅︎ Jun 04 2019
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I saw a sign in the road. It said: "You are now entering a 30 zone."

So I turned around, because I'm only 25.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Aug 14 2018
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What do you call a Chinese person leaving and entering a room?

Asian

Asiout

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👤︎ u/_memes_are_dreams_
📅︎ Sep 05 2018
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Did you hear about the curious case of the Mafia don who required his family members and advisors to ring a bell before entering his office?

He was found dead with a brass handle in his hand.

They’re calling it the Mystery of the Knock-Less Mobster.

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👤︎ u/SapperInTexas
📅︎ Mar 29 2016
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Why do divers fall backwards off boats when entering the water?

Because if they fell forward they would land inside the boat

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👤︎ u/gmanwizo
📅︎ Nov 19 2017
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An old coworker and I were driving back from a jobsite, and saw a sign that read "Log Trucks Entering Highway."

He turned to me and said, "Well grab a pencil and paper from the backseat. I don't know who cares how many trucks we see, but we'll write it down."

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👤︎ u/Grizzlypaws
📅︎ Jun 09 2017
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Someone said this while entering my campus writing center... Thought r/dadjokes would appreciate it.

"My my, it sure is drafty in here!"

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👤︎ u/7000milestogo
📅︎ Dec 16 2013
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I've been sick for several days. A friend said she was entering a marathon. I replied, "My nose should do one with you. It's been running since Friday"
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👤︎ u/I_Will_Work_Harder
📅︎ Jan 12 2015
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People are so sad, I'm not entering the Bake Off this year

Even their cakes are in tiers

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Apr 16 2020
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