I just heard about 20,000 leagues under the C!
... as they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
He took part.
He didn’t want to marry Kate and Ashley.
Me: So Stop, Collaborate, and Listen?
Because he always steels the show.
A bonsai tree.
I 1 O'clock
>!(won a clock)!<
Nothing fancy, but was something I could always see myself doing.
You can hide, but you can’t run!
A constellation prize.
I just don't want to tick-et off.
Me: "You're up"
Dad: "Asia!"
Me: "What about Asia?"
Dad: "Well you said Europe!"
Thanks to u/adamdidit for being my "father" in this situation
He said, "for all in tents and porpoises, we come together to raise funds."
Something like that might be a good joke... someday...
Focus groups.
Thank you for your participation.
I'm doing a Mike Check.
Apparently some kids just took down another confederate monument. Guess this is proof that millennials really do hate participation trophies
The first round is 90 seconds to come up with as many puns as possible. Second round is teams, round-robin style. Any pro punners out there with tips?
It came down to a tie-breaker!
I wasn't too confident in my tree identification skills, but my instructor said "Oak, aye.". My syrup sure did taste funny though.
There I saw a joke participating in the marathon.
I told my friend," I didn't know jokes could run" He said," Its a running gag"
The Neighvy....
But I heard he goes covid-doovie doooooo
I replied, you won't get very far in the garage
but participation is more important than winning
Today I received a call from so weird ass number. "Hello Mr. Humblestudmuffin, we would like to ask you to participate in a brief survey about the current general election."
"Oh, I only wear boxers. Have a good night!"
click
Damn cuddlefish always wanting to participate in PDAs...
I told her I'm glad the rover is not going to Uranus.
Wesbite for those interested in sending their name to Mars and not Uranus
Even Mother Nature is participating in No Nut November.
I would participate in the next one.
The auction's goal was to raise money for Tourette syndrome research by selling origami figures made by famous celebrities. To highlight the purpose of the auction, the organization in charge asked all participating celebs to write a replacement of a naughty four-letter word most closely associated with the disorder.
For example, George Clooney's origami penguin said Fudge instead of the F-word.
Margot Robbie's paper flower said Beach instead of the B-word.
I bid on the origami made by Dwayne Johnson.
The Rock's paper scissors said Shoot.
Why did the thief steal the planner?
So they can participate in organized crime...
Using the names of the participants - Alex and Dre
thanks!
Participation is its own trophy!
Context: There is an upcoming 250 piece puzzle-making competition at work where teams compete to be the fastest puzzle-solvers. It is a corporate activity. I'm writing the invitation to be distributed and I want to get people participating. Help!
When the flight attendant says that she needs a verbal yes from those sitting in the exit aisle if they are willing to participate. I hear this middle aged dad behind me. "Verbal Yes"
Me:I've participated in the breast stroke.
Wife:And I've won almost every time!
That's where I was headed but she beat me to it.
My roommate's girlfriend is currently participating in a study abroad program in Seoul, SK. She had posted something to my Facebook wall and my dad asked me over the phone what she is doing overseas. I told him and he asked what she studies. I said international affairs and without skipping a beat he said "Ah, I see: Boyfriend here, boyfriend there..."
