A list of puns related to "Attend"
Ok. Bi-den.
He was a quack head
There was no zoom at the inn.
On the web
She responded "Thanks that means a lot".
...so I have to fill her slot instead.
All the seats were already taken.
He heard the race was going to be neck and neck.
She says that's because missing church for seven days makes one weak!
Assembly Required.
Unfortunately, something came up.
He was all booked up!
I said, “Don’t worry. There won’t be a single person in it.”
I thought hmmm.... that’s bazaar.
After 30 minutes of the session the mother says, “I’m going to go. My back is really sore.”
The son replies, “Namaste.”
He has rust issues.
Daughter: UNI Me: no, just you, I’m to old for college...
This just happened. She wants to kill me now! Dad wins!
Boring!
It's all buildup with no punchline.
In hindsight, RSVP-ing “Maybe next time” wasn’t the best idea.
because I'm not a mourning person.
Coworker #2: I hope our anti-virus software is up to the task so you do not infect the rest of us!
Me: He must have caught that new Intel but that's going around.
Based on a true story.
Nero, his single is fire
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