You just have to listen varicosely
Because heavy metals are toxic.
(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)
Prague rock.
It becomes a Megadeth song
It goes into one ear, and out the other.
"Yeah" the dad replied, "I liked them too."
Hippity hop
Progressive Metal
Bach Bach Bach Bach Bach
They finally kicked him out of the theater.
A trail mix
My son: Who?
Me: Exactly.
I simply cannot Handel it.
This once
Everyone told Beethoven too that he can't be a musician just because he was deaf........
Did He Listen???!!
Something catchy.
So here I go again on my own
Only Fans
They know what's up
Quaran-tunes!
House.
The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.
Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.
He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
...or something like that.
Follow the LIDAR LIDAR LIDAR, follow the LIDAR
You've got another sling comin'
Because he has herd them all.
Whether they like it or not
Roiland on the River
The turbine says “I’m a massive heavy metal fan”
Wife: "Who?"
Dad: "Yes"
He says: “This shit bumps!”
Czechno!
Plymouth Rock
Huh, they listen to Wrap music !
My son: Who?
Me: Yes, they were good too.
Something catchy
Dad: Led Zeppelin.
Son: Who?
Dad: Yes. They were good too.
Wrap music
Dad: Led Zeppelin.
Son: Who?
Dad: Yeah. They were good too.
The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.
Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.
He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
Something catchy!
